07/08/2025
When I say JAPA is an expansion, some emotional mongrels 🐕 will feel attacked — and that’s okay.
But let me be clear:
JAPA isn’t just “leaving” 🇳🇬 — it’s travelling to the FUTURE 🚀, seeing what’s obtainable, and learning how to bring it back HOME.
If Nigeria 🇳🇬 was a strategic country, we’d be topping global charts 📈. Yesterday, Singapore 🇸🇬 celebrated 60 years of independence — a small fishing village that broke off from Malaysia 🇲🇾 in 1965 has now risen like a phoenix 🔥 and built a nation so strong its passport is now the most powerful in the world 🌍✈️.
But Nigerians? We’re still busy making excuses.
Same thing with the British 🇬🇧 — Japan 🇯🇵 built bullet trains 🚄 over 20 years ago, yet the UK is still thinking about it and embezzling all the funds 💸 set aside for the project.
Look at that hospital in Birmingham 🏥 — it just opened recently after YEARS of delay because the first contractor went bankrupt. This is the reality.
But let me give the UK 🇬🇧 its flowers 💐 — when it comes to services, they lead 💯:
✅ Passport renewal in a few days
✅ International Driving Permit in minutes
✅ Visa renewal with priority processing in days
The UK is not a country, it’s a Fulfillment Center™ 📦😂
JAPA is an institution.
It’s an upgrade of mindset 🧠
An investment in exposure 🌍
A rebirth of possibilities 🌱
As they say,
A man who never travels only reads one page of life’s book 📖
JAPA lets you read the whole series ✨
Goodnight world 🌙💤
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