15/03/2025
DITABA TŠA GO MAKATSŠA KA NTLE NYANA GA TOROPO BURGERSFORT 🚨
Letšatšing la lehono Maphodisa a swere Monna owe a bitswago “MATSIKINYA” . owe a tsebagalago ka go tsikinya batho ka fase ga marokgo ge ba robetse.
Mogononelwa o a tsebagalago ka Richard Malatji 35 “Feather Fingers” ke o a dirago gore batho ba robale ka Di Jean.Badudi ba naga Ba leka go ka reporter tabare efeela a gona nko eo e tswilego lemina..
“At first i thought it was a mosquito," said one victim, Karabo, who asked to remain anonymous. "But then I felt… fingers. It was scary . Also, who does that? Ke mang a ka tsenago ka metseng ya batho a ba tsikinya marago"
Another victim, 68 year old Josias Matuludi , recalled waking up at 2 a.m and caught the suspect fleeing through her window. "He was laughing He even had socks on his hands, like some sort of tickling ninja”
Maphodisa aile a makala ka ge go sena seo se utswitswego. “We thought it was a prank” admitted Constable Themba Sibanyoni, head of the investigation. “But then, the tickling got serious. No one was safe. Even the family dog started sleeping on its back.”
Police officers launched “Operation Tickle Trap” last week, planting undercover officers in homes across the neighborhood. Richard was caught red-handed while attempting to break into a home equipped with motion-detecting cameras.
In a shocking twist, the suspect claimed his actions were “a public service.” According to Richard, he was simply “spreading joy and light tickles to ease people’s stress.” & also seo se ya mo thabiša ge a tsikinya batho.
Badudi ba naga ba re Sa go makatsa ke gore Richard ga a utswe selo efeela o no kgahla ke ge a tsikinya batho ebile a ba ngwaya ngwaya ka maragong..
Kabelo is expected to appear in court next week, facing charges of trespassing, assault by tickling, and general weirdness. Meanwhile, residents can finally sleep in peace though many admit they’ll probably keep sleeping in rugby shorts “just in case.”