02/05/2025
STORY TIME YAAAAY💃💃
Hi guys! So for the benefit of those who were not there when I started, I will briefly go back to where we started.
This is me, a mom to 3 beautiful girls, exclusively brestfed, which thenled to my breasts to become 'fallen heroes/patapatas'. Akaita kuti rapata😂😂. So I was on a journey of trying to give them a pimp lol, aah who doesn't want a cleavage nhai. It was a stressful, funny, educative, drama packed... all-in-one journey. I later found a solution to it, which I will share with you later and I'm so loving it. Kuti akazomuka? Kuti akawedzera kuzvambuka? Whatever your guess is, just hang in there the answer is coming.
Ndini uyo, I was invited to a party, evening dinner thing, and I had a really nice dress. Dambudziko rangu ndeiri, somehow my clothes have to be altered somewhere because body yangu ka, I don't know the correct word, maybe unproportional😂😂cz when I perfectly fit pawaist, inoita diki mahip/thigh bum area. If it fits well on that area, the waist is too big, kunosara kuine zihomwe, and if I use a belt haaa kutodhonza zviya zvekuti ndosara ndakaita kunge ndakasinga svinga rehuni😂😂.this happens with trousers. The torso part front doesn't shape coz of mapatapata.
Ok back to my story, the dress for the party was new. Hadn't tried it on when it arrived, just washed it waiting for the day, biggest mistake! Ndakupfeka dress riya patapata rikati wataura naani. It had a curvy detail pamab**bs apa yaiita shape where the b**bs werwle supposed to go, but inini manje coz angu ndeechinherera, detail rakasara riri svabada, dang, nonte, nothing, haziko, guys I mean NOTHING was in there, kuti rembu rembu. Ndakanzwa mweya wangu sewakubuda, went to my girls to ask how I looked. I can read their facial looks really well, so I called them both from their rooms to the sitting area. Think of how you'd react kana ukaona gogo 88y/o wearing a ripped jean and a crop top😂, the younger one literally had teary eyes, and said, 'mom is that what you're wearing for the party' ndikati ehe, I could see the trauma in her eyes, I felt her pain shame
Naturally ndiri munhu ane nharo, saka they knew kuti kana ndisingadi there was no way to convince me otherwise. They tried to be nice manje, vachindionesa kuti hazvisikuita. I knew it, but was just stubborn, I wanted them to suffer with me, eeeh hant ndovakaita ndiite mapatapata, wena, so why should I suffer the konzikwenzizi alone. Nada, never, ngeke, maya! I had another outfit with the same theme yekuparty and they wanted me to wear that one, ndikati aiwa ka ndirikuda iyi new one.
Ndakambotengawo tuma silicone cups kuTemu tuya twekuisa mubraa, hooodo, it didn't change anything😂 that's how bad my patapatas are, haamuki zvekumhanya😂😂. Tried to put those on bvazvaramba mai nhanha. Zano nderipi pano...so I have bigger braas, I mean with way too big cups than my ones, so I ended up putting one of those pamsoro penormal braa rangu, meaning kuti ndandazopfeka 2 mabraas. Reason being, ndikapfeka the larger cups aya, they show kuti ringori ribraa but mukati hamuna chinhu.... When I looked in the mirror, that 'had fixed' the problem 💃💃, I grabbed mybcar keys, ndakaenda. Drama rakazoitika ndave kumberi, haaa imika, munongonzwa.... (to be continued...)
Maswera sei kumabasa nhai?
