OutbackBerean

21/12/2025

18/12/2025

- cooling down on a stinker of a day…

07/12/2025

- even Skippy follows the road rules down under…

17/11/2025

Mark and avoid this bat crap crazy narcissistic sociopath who has no place in His church unless she repents of all the bu****it and nonsense she carries on with. 🍺

13/11/2025

One Wife, Many Personalities: Pastor Solves Polygamy Debate with Divine Comedy

In a stunning revelation that has theologians, comedians, and marriage counselors all nodding in agreement (and possibly rolling their eyes), Pastor Mark Driscoll has ended the polygamy debate with a single tweet. His thesis? Why have multiple wives when one already comes equipped with a full cast of characters?

It’s 2025, the world is arguing about AI ethics, interplanetary colonization, and apparently — once again — polygamy. But fear not, Pastor Mark has cracked the code of marital economics: one wife, infinite personalities, zero savings on therapy.

Experts are now studying his theory under the newly coined academic field of “Domestic Quantum Mechanics,”
where one woman can exist in several emotional states simultaneously depending on what her husband forgot to do that day.

Critics, however, have pointed out that Driscoll’s statement may oversimplify the complexity of human emotion and reduce women to sitcom punchlines. Supporters, on the other hand, claim it’s “the most relatable sermon since Jesus turned water into wine and saved everyone from another dry wedding.”

Meanwhile, polygamists are reportedly furious. “We were just trying to have a serious conversation,” said one, “and then this guy shows up with a dad
joke from 1998.” Feminists, marriage counselors, and divorced men’s support groups have all issued joint statements ranging from “Not cool” to “Well… he’s not entirely wrong.”

As for Pastor Mark, he’s reportedly working on his next sermon: “Why You Don’t Need Multiple Cars — Your Wife
Already Drives You Crazy.”

13/11/2025

TD Diddy got bills to pay and folk to lead astray. 🍺

After surviving a massive heart attack, T.D. Jakes launches NXT Chapter, a podcast debuting Nov. 14 with Oprah Winfrey.

05/11/2025

This is complete and utter gobsh*te and they are claiming ’god is on the move’…

29/10/2025

Mark Driscoll has no place in the church, unless it's in the pew, indefinitely…