Tyron’s Wildlife

Tyron’s Wildlife Australian wildlife
Educational and fun, learn to love reptiles.

Today is National Lizard Day  so bow down to the scaly kings and queens who’ve been sunbaking on rocks since dinosaurs c...
14/08/2025

Today is National Lizard Day so bow down to the scaly kings and queens who’ve been sunbaking on rocks since dinosaurs clocked out.

Lizards don’t need alarms. They just open one eye, change colour for the vibe, and sprint up a wall like Spider Man on Red Bull.

🐊 Crocs = angry cousins.
🦎 Geckos = sticky-foot ninjas.
🐉 Dragons = living proof Pokémon are real.

So if you see a lizard today, don’t scream salute the OG reptile gangsters. They’ve been doing push-ups in the dirt longer than your gym bro’s even been alive.

Fun fact: If lizards ran the world, sunscreen would be free and naps on hot rocks would be mandatory.

Drop a 🦎 in the comments if you’ve ever seen a lizard do the awkward head bob dance and thought “yep, that’s me flirting too.”

JUST MARRIED... AND JUST MET A CROCODILE Weddings are meant to be magical...But magical doesn’t have to mean boring whit...
08/08/2025

JUST MARRIED... AND JUST MET A CROCODILE

Weddings are meant to be magical...
But magical doesn’t have to mean boring white doves and overpriced chair sashes.
Try a crocodile in the bridal photos, a snake as your ring bearer, or a possum stealing the bouquet

That’s right we do WEDDINGS now.
Because what’s love without a little wildlife chaos?

Picture this:
A lizard casually sunbaking near the arbour
Aunt Karen screaming while holding a snake (but secretly loving it)
Your flower girl being upstaged by a blue-tongue lizard with attitude
Guests posting your wedding instead of the Kardashians for once
And your in-laws realising you are, in fact, the coolest human alive.

Whether it's a fancy vineyard, a rustic barn, a boujee garden or your backyard with a blow up marquee and half a trestle table, we’ll be there. Animals in hand. Chaos in tow.

Perfect for:
✅ Pre ceremony entertainment
✅ During photos
✅ Reception surprises
✅ Or just because your wedding needs some bloody personality

Slide into our inbox to secure your date
We’re booking out faster than your drunk cousin falling off the dancefloor.

You bring the love story.
We’ll bring the animals, the wow factor, and the stories your guests will NEVER stop talking about.

BOOK THIS MONTH 10% OFF
Only applies to bookings made this month. Miss it, and you’ll be stuck with safe. Yawn.

🚨 MONTHLY SPECIALS, BABY! 🚨Got a birthday, nursing home, childcare centre, play centre, wedding (yep, we said WEDDING ) ...
30/07/2025

🚨 MONTHLY SPECIALS, BABY! 🚨

Got a birthday, nursing home, childcare centre, play centre, wedding (yep, we said WEDDING ) or any excuse to party?

BOOK 👏 IT 👏 IN 👏

We’re throwing in: A FREE gift worth up to $100
🦎 AND one extra special guest, no extra charge, no sneaky fees, no drama. It's just wild fun.

We’re so booked out we’ve got our Crocs wearing runners just to keep up
So if you’re thinking about it... don’t. Just message us before your date disappears like a sausage roll at a tradie brekkie.

Let’s get your event sorted wild style.
WORLD LIZARD DAY ALMOST HERE!

🐍 WORLD SNAKE DAY 🐍Let’s hear it for the legless legends! Today we’re slithering into your feed with attitude, scales, a...
15/07/2025

🐍 WORLD SNAKE DAY 🐍
Let’s hear it for the legless legends! Today we’re slithering into your feed with attitude, scales, and sass! From hiss terical pythons to sassy tree snakes, these noodle noodles deserve a round of applause (or at least a slow clap with your elbows).

Did you know?
⚡ Snakes smell with their tongue
⚡ Some can go months without eating
⚡ Pythons squeeze harder than your ex’s emotional baggage
⚡ They shed their skin like true drama queens

Love ‘em or scream at ‘em snakes are WILD, misunderstood, and totally badass.
Drop a 🥰 if you’d hug a python or at least watch us do it

❤️💞❤️

📣 INTRO POST MEET TYRON 📣Ever met a bloke who cuddles snakes, wrangles crocs, AND makes kids laugh so hard they nearly w...
14/07/2025

📣 INTRO POST MEET TYRON 📣

Ever met a bloke who cuddles snakes, wrangles crocs, AND makes kids laugh so hard they nearly wee themselves?
Well, you just have.

Meet Tyron the face behind Tyron’s Wildlife and the wildest Aussie animal wrangler this side of the bush.

Raised on dirt, mischief and pure animal chaos
Special talent: calming down kids and angry goats
Loves snakes more than most people love coffee
Can handle a goanna, a toddler tantrum, and your mum’s questions all in one go
Runs the farm, the family, and the fun!

Whether he’s teaching kids not to fear reptiles or helping grown ups hold their first snake, Tyron's all about making wildlife fun, safe, and unforgettable. Have any questions? Ask away!

🔥 QUESTION OF THE DAY:
“If you could have ANY Aussie animal as a pet (even the crazy ones), what would it be?”

Drop it in the comments 👇
We wanna see who’s choosing wombats and who’s brave enough to say cassowary. 😏

🎉 SCHOOL HOLIDAY MADNESS 🎉Swing by the Robin Hood Hotel these holidays  we’re crashin’ the joint with some seriously wil...
13/07/2025

🎉 SCHOOL HOLIDAY MADNESS 🎉

Swing by the Robin Hood Hotel these holidays we’re crashin’ the joint with some seriously wild guests

Bring the kids, the grandparents, your weird uncle whoever you want just don’t miss out!
Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast and a half maybe even two if the croc’s in a good mood

Selfies with snakes?
Screams of excitement?
A lizard that judges you silently? Oh yeah.

Get ready to meet the real kings and queens of the animal kingdom... and us, too.

゚viralシ FREE hugs from a python... if you’re brave enough.
Come say g'day we dare ya 😜

WARNING: Contains snakes, laughs, and way too much fun! Bored of the same ol’ party clown or petting zoo?We bring the re...
06/07/2025

WARNING: Contains snakes, laughs, and way too much fun!

Bored of the same ol’ party clown or petting zoo?
We bring the real wild side to your party, school, aged care, or backyard!
We’re talkin’ snakes, lizards, possums, stick insects… and yep, even a CROCODILE.
(Yes, it’s real. No, Karen, you can’t keep it.)

From Nana holding a python to kids screaming with excitement,
Tyron’s Wildlife brings chaos (the good kind) and cuddles to any crowd.

🎉 Birthdays
🏫 School & kinder visits
👵 Aged care fun (they love us more than bingo)
👨‍👩‍👧 Homeschool mayhem
🎪 Events, festivals & anything with people

Hands on, hilarious & just the right amount of terrifying
Birthday kid gets a wild gift
Hilarious photos guaranteed
And YES we can bring baby goats, lambs, rabbits and Guinea pigs.

Call us: 0401 721 885

BOOK NOW before your neighbour steals your date.
Let’s get wild, legends.

04/07/2025

Hey everyone!

*******IMPORTANT*****

Unfortunately, the Junior class has now been cancelled sorry, folks!

But don't worry we’ll be putting together some fun programs after the school holidays for the kids to jump into.

Thanks for the support, and we’ll see you soon with some exciting new stuff!

02/07/2025

Excuse me, waiter… this bug is a little too fresh.

Here’s our scorpion mid feed living his best life, claws out, no table manners, and zero regrets.
He doesn’t bite, he liquifies his lunch and drinks it like a protein shake. Absolutely feral. Absolutely fabulous.

🧠 Scorpion Fun Facts (a.k.a. Dinner Party Trivia):
Those big claws? For grabbing and judging.
That tail sting? Injects venom, paralyses dinner, then holds it for dramatic effect.
No chewing. Just spit, slurp, repeat.
Basically a horror movie and MasterChef crossover.

So if you want a show where the animals are cooler than your uncle’s BBQ stories
Book now and let this bug eyed little unit steal the spotlight 🕶️

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Ever seen a crocodile try to photobomb a family photo? Or a possum crash a homeschool science lesson? Welcome to our wor...
26/06/2025

Ever seen a crocodile try to photobomb a family photo? Or a possum crash a homeschool science lesson? Welcome to our world. 🐊📚✨
At Tyron’s Wildlife, we don’t just teach about animals we live with them, learn from them, and love sharing that experience with others. From camels and snakes to alpacas and turtles, our farm is one big wild classroom.
We’ve homeschooled our own kids this way for years hands on, muddy boots, curious minds, and lots of laughter (plus the occasional goat stealing someone’s shoe).
This isn’t just a job it’s a lifestyle, and we’re so proud to be able to share it with families, schools, aged care homes, and anyone who loves a good wildlife adventure.

📅 Book today July is almost full!
🎉 Tyron’s birthday isn’t far off, so let’s absolutely bomb him with bookings and a flood of wild little legends. Let’s make him work for his cake. 😂

🐐🐍Follow along for animal antics, behind the scenes chaos, and real learning with real creatures.

25/06/2025

🐍 Join Us This Saturday for Some Super Fun Animals! 🐊

Looking for something wild, fun, and totally unforgettable?

This Saturday we’re bringing the bush to YOU with snakes, lizards, possums, insects, and even a cheeky croc trying to photobomb your selfies 🦎

Perfect for families, animal lovers, or anyone who wants to get up close and personal with some Aussie legends.
You bring the laughs we’ll bring the scales, tails, and stories!

🎉 Fun, safe & educational!
Come say hi or just scream when the python comes out. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

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Melbourne, VIC

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 5pm
Tuesday 9am - 5pm
Wednesday 9am - 5pm
Thursday 9am - 5pm
Friday 9am - 5pm
Saturday 9am - 5pm

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