08/08/2025
JUST MARRIED... AND JUST MET A CROCODILE
Weddings are meant to be magical...
But magical doesn’t have to mean boring white doves and overpriced chair sashes.
Try a crocodile in the bridal photos, a snake as your ring bearer, or a possum stealing the bouquet
That’s right we do WEDDINGS now.
Because what’s love without a little wildlife chaos?
Picture this:
A lizard casually sunbaking near the arbour
Aunt Karen screaming while holding a snake (but secretly loving it)
Your flower girl being upstaged by a blue-tongue lizard with attitude
Guests posting your wedding instead of the Kardashians for once
And your in-laws realising you are, in fact, the coolest human alive.
Whether it's a fancy vineyard, a rustic barn, a boujee garden or your backyard with a blow up marquee and half a trestle table, we’ll be there. Animals in hand. Chaos in tow.
Perfect for:
✅ Pre ceremony entertainment
✅ During photos
✅ Reception surprises
✅ Or just because your wedding needs some bloody personality
Slide into our inbox to secure your date
We’re booking out faster than your drunk cousin falling off the dancefloor.
You bring the love story.
We’ll bring the animals, the wow factor, and the stories your guests will NEVER stop talking about.
BOOK THIS MONTH 10% OFF
Only applies to bookings made this month. Miss it, and you’ll be stuck with safe. Yawn.
