
14/08/2025
Today is National Lizard Day so bow down to the scaly kings and queens who’ve been sunbaking on rocks since dinosaurs clocked out.
Lizards don’t need alarms. They just open one eye, change colour for the vibe, and sprint up a wall like Spider Man on Red Bull.
🐊 Crocs = angry cousins.
🦎 Geckos = sticky-foot ninjas.
🐉 Dragons = living proof Pokémon are real.
So if you see a lizard today, don’t scream salute the OG reptile gangsters. They’ve been doing push-ups in the dirt longer than your gym bro’s even been alive.
Fun fact: If lizards ran the world, sunscreen would be free and naps on hot rocks would be mandatory.
Drop a 🦎 in the comments if you’ve ever seen a lizard do the awkward head bob dance and thought “yep, that’s me flirting too.”