Dicey Gnomes

03/09/2026

Reinforcements inbound, Gnomads: our Second Print officially arrives Oct 9th! 📦📦

First off: a massive, heartfelt thank you to every single one of you who supported our very first print run of Dicey Gnomes! Watching you all dive into the mayhem, flip tables, and battle across Gnomewhere over the last few months has meant the absolute world to us.😘

Thanks to your incredible support, our original batch is nearly wiped out. But don’t worry: First Edition, Second Print officially touches down on October 9th, perfectly timed with day one of ! It’s the same chaotic tabletop showdown, polished with a few minor card text clarifications and subtle visual touch-ups.

You can still grab one of the final original First-Print copies (or wait to claim the fresh batch on Oct 9th) at Diceygnomes.com. Even better: come visit our booth at PAX Rising Tabletop from October 9–11! 🎲⚔️

22/08/2026

He has taken a club to the face for literally every hero in Gnomewhere. ⚔

Meet... Training Danny! The loyal, spring-loaded practice dummy joining the fight in the "All Eyes of Gnomewhere" expansion.

Danny’s "Consistent training" ensures your clumsy combat 1s get an immediate second chance. And, if an opponent comes at you with an attack you simply can't block, drop "Take the hit" to shove Danny in front of the blade! He has a DEF of 4 and will gladly shatter into splinters just to save one of your life dice. 🛡

Draft Training Danny into your platoon today at DiceyGnomes.com! 🎲🎲

09/08/2026

What a weekend at Coburg Town Hall! 🎲🎲

Huge thanks to everyone who stopped by the Dicey Gnomes table at the Melbourne Board Game Market last Saturday! It was awesome meeting so many local Gnomads, running live playtests, and sending our base games and expansions off to new homes.

Missed us at the market? You can still raid the outpost online anytime at Diceygnomes.com (link in bio)! 👀

30/07/2026

Come check the gnomes out this Saturday! 🎲 🎲

At the Melbourne Board Game Market 2026 this Saturday, you can play Dicey Gnomes

Draw cards, play cards. Attack with a stick… defend with candy? Get hit by lightning; get cured by a lemon!

Dicey Gnomes is an Australian-made, chaotic, fast-paced tabletop card and dice game where every player fights to become the true chosen hero of Gnomewhere. Arm yourself, roll the dice, and look to outwit your friends by way of strategy, mischief and mayhem!
Game Overview

Players: 2–6

Playtime: 30–45 Minutes

Core Mechanic: Combat-driven card play with dynamic events and life-dice management.

Objective: Be the last gnome standing by destroying your opponents' life dice before they destroy yours!

27/07/2026

MELBOURNE GNOMADS, ASSEMBLE! 📣📣

We’re bringing the tactical chaos of Dicey Gnomes and Gnomewhere straight to the Melbourne Board Game Market this Saturday!

Stop by our table to test-drive the game, challenge your friends to a quick brawl, and chat with the creators. We’ll have the First-Edition core game, the "All Eyes of Gnomewhere" expansion, and exclusive merch ready to take home!

📍 Where: Coburg Town Hall
📅 When: Saturday, August 1st
⏰ Time: 10:00 AM – 4:00 PM

Come say hi, roll some dice, and see if your game-saviness can handle the chaos! 🎲🎲

24/07/2026

Class is officially in session, and our earnest, tenured academic is already unimpressed... 📜👓

Long before the Dicey Gnomes era began, Professor Gnoitall taught at "Gnomewhere to Learn" College. This means every single "hero" currently swinging maces and eating pie was once sitting in his classroom, failing basic arithmetic. Now, he's stepping onto the battlefield to hand out detention slips!

Whether you want to prove you're smarter by making everyone second-guess their rolls, or sit all your opponents down to take a pop quiz just for the sake of it, Professor Gnoitall will surely help you score higher than everyone else. 🎓🎲

The "All Eyes of Gnomewhere" expansion pack is live now! Grab yours alongside the First-Edition base game at Diceygnomes.com (link in bio) and test your table's knowledge! 🍄📦

10/07/2026

Being kind has never been so evil! 😈

In Episode 5 of "Combo Time!", Zap shows you how to pull off the "Budget Sabotage."

Don’t just defend against that pesky "Budget Axe"—use a little 'kindness' to force it over the edge! By playing "I Got Your Back" directly onto your opponent's table as a reaction, you can force their ATK roll up to a 6, activating its "Cheap Trash" trait. It instantly cancels the attack, discards the weapon, and saves yourself a heavy blow.

They’ll think you’re helping them out, but they’ll actually be watching their gear hit the dumpster. Bye bye! 🗑️🪓

First-Edition copies of Dicey Gnomes are shipping globally! Grab yours at the link in our bio: DiceyGnomes.com 🎲🎲📦

05/07/2026

Let's be honest— Gnomewegians can barely comprehend the technology behind a ticking bomb... so trying to get them to adapt to digital copies might be a little ways down the road! 😅

At Dicey Gnomes, we like keeping our tabletop operations 100% wireless-free, which makes our game-sharing system beautifully old-school! 🎲🎲

03/07/2026

If you want to survive the tactical, chaotic brawl of Gnomewhere, you need to know exactly what you’re pulling from the deck! Swipe through to see the four different types of cards that build up your strategy:

⚔️ Weapons: Your active muscle. Slapped straight into your combat slot to pump up your total attack power and dent your rivals' defences.
🛡️ Defence: Your sturdy wall. Equipped to block massive incoming swings and absorb the impact before it goes through to your life dice.
⚡ Effects: Direct tactical utility. Played straight from your hand to break the rules, steal cards, and alter the flow of the match out of nowhere!
🌪️ Events: Sudden table-flipping chaos. Game-changing modifiers that might benefit, or disrupt everyone's plans the second they are revealed!

Dicey Gnomes is out now! Grab yourself a copy at DiceyGnomes.com (link in bio) and master the deck before your friends get smarter at it! 🎲🎲

29/06/2026

Deploying a new, ice-cold tactic to the frontlines! 🧊

If you want to pull off the ultimate disrespect in a multiplayer game, you need to master "The Sticky Intercept." Zap is back to show you how "Iglued" and "Wrong Target, Stu Pead!" combine into the perfect, adhesive heist.

Why waste your energy trying to block a massive attack? Just wait for someone to make a terribly weak swing at another player, redirect it to your cold, sticky fortress, and permanently confiscate their weapon! Absolute chaos. Table-flipping ex*****on! ⚔️

First-Edition copies of the game are officially out and shipping globally. Hit the link in our bio to grab yours at DiceyGnomes.com! 🎲🎲