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14/09/2025
“108km/h and Climbing – An Experimental Forecast”
📍[Experimental Weather Log – ]
Incoming anomaly observed west of Rockingham.
🌀 Spiral bloom formation confirmed
⛓️ Wind extraction rate: -30.0 m/s
💨 Sustained gusts at surface level: 108 km/h
Symptoms include:
▪ hair slaps
▪ bin flips
▪ spontaneous sand exfoliation
Forecast trajectory = ❌ not personal
The weather just hates everyone equally.
🌪️ Stay unstable, Perth.
Your umbrellas are already obsolete.
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