23/07/2025
🚽📴 Righto legends, the radio’s gone quiet – but not ‘cause we’ve nicked off. We’re upgrading. BIG time.
The Washroom’s taking a month-long break from broadcasting so we can roll out a whole new batch of insanity disguised as innovation. New sites, new features, and yep... five wild new apps coming your way whether you're ready or not. 😏
You’ll soon be able to:
💬 Vent your mental health drama without judgement
🎓 Enrol in full-blown degrees faster than you can Google “Can I fake my diploma?”
⚖️ Check your legal rights with one click – so you can stop asking your cousin Daz if that fine’s real
🚁 And yes, actually buy a helicopter (because why not, mate?)
🧠 Plus tools that'll make you feel like a genius with a law degree, pilot licence, and PhD in life.
We’ve also supercharged our competition platform – letting people across the globe belt out two songs a week in a global karaoke smackdown, judged on pitch, vibe, mic control, and pure weird brilliance. You can watch, enter, or just stalk the leader board from your lounge.
🕺 Got a voice? Upload. Got opinions? Judge. Got neither? Lurk quietly like a good sport.
Meanwhile, the Washroom studio's getting a makeover. Expect sharper audio, tighter features, better playlists, and a sexy new back end (website-wise, not our staff – calm down).
📡 We're building something that isn't just radio. It's a bloody network – one that connects creators, thinkers, singers, nutters, shoppers, and folks who just wanna scroll without losing their soul.
So yeah, the stream’s quiet for now. But stay tuned. The Washroom’s about to overflow in ways no plumber can fix. 💥🚽