
01/06/2025
🚨 Domestic Disturbance Alert 🚨
One moment I’m mid-nap, dreaming of roast chicken and world domination…
Next thing I know—THE VACUUM MONSTER STRIKES. 😾🌀
My crunchy emergency leaf? Gone.
My sun patch? Obliterated.
My trust? Betrayed by the scent of false lemon promises.
👉 Read the full tale of terror (and unnecessary tidiness):
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Fellow floofs, what has your hooman “cleaned” that you were emotionally attached to? I’ll go first: The leaf. The sacred, crunchy leaf. 🍂😭