Happy Days, Dhaka (2025)

07/08/2025

"""A Man Walks Into a Bar, he leans over and says to the bartender,
“Hey, will you give me a free beer if I show you something so amazing that I can guarantee you’ve never seen it before?” The bartender says, “Okay, but it had better be good.”
The man reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out a hamster.
He sets the hamster down on the bar and... - Brilliant continuation in the first comment 👇👇👇"""

07/08/2025

"JOKE OF THE DAY: A policeman was interrogating 3 guys who were training to become detectives.
To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guys a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. ""This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?""
The first guy answers, ""That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!""
The policeman says, ""Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile.""
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, ""This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?""
The second guy smiles, flips his hair, and says, ""Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!""
The policeman angrily responds, ""What's the matter with you two?? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?""
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, ""This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"" He quickly adds, ""Think hard before giving me a stupid answer.""
The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says ⬇️ Story continues in the first comment ⬇️"

07/08/2025

JOKE OF THE DAY: A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
‘Hurry,’ she said, ‘stand in the corner.’
She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.
‘Don’t move until I tell you,’ she said. ‘Pretend you’re a statue.’
‘What’s this?’ the husband inquired as he entered the room.
‘Oh, it’s a statue,’ she replied.
‘The Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too.’
No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen, and returned with a sandwich and a beer. ⬇️ (Continuation in first comment)😂👇

06/08/2025

"JOKE OF THE DAY: A woman walks into Cabela’s to buy a fishing rod and reel for her son’s birthday.
Not knowing much about fishing gear, she randomly picks one and heads to the counter.
The clerk, wearing dark glasses, stands behind the register. She approaches him and asks, “Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?”
He replies, “Ma’am, I’m completely blind, but if you drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything about it just from the sound.”
Skeptical but curious, she lets it fall onto the counter.
The clerk listens and says, “That’s a 6-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-pound test line. It’s a solid all-around combo, and lucky for you, it’s on sale this week for just $20.”
Amazed, she exclaims, “That’s incredible! I’ll take it.”
As she reaches into her purse to grab her wallet, her credit card slips out and lands on the floor.
Without missing a beat, the clerk says, “Oh, that sounds like a MasterCard.”
She bends down to pick it up and, in an unfortunate moment, accidentally lets out a fart.
Embarrassed, she freezes, then reassures herself—there’s no way the blind clerk could know it was her. After all, he can’t see that she’s the only one nearby.
The man rang up her purchase and said,... ⬇️ (Continuation in first comment) 😂👇"

06/08/2025

"JOKE OF THE DAY: A third-grade teacher was having a tough time with a boy in her class.
""Teacher, I should be in the fourth grade! I'm smarter than my sister, and she's in fourth!"" the boy insisted.
The teacher, tired of arguing, took him to the principal. The principal decided to test him with a few fourth-grade questions.
Principal: ""What is 3+3?""
Boy: ""6.""
Principal: ""What is 6+6?""
Boy: ""12.""
The boy answered every question correctly. Impressed, the principal told the teacher to move him up to the fourth grade.
But the teacher had her doubts. ""Can I ask him some of my questions?"" she asked.
The principal agreed.
Teacher: ""What does a cow have four of that I only have two?""
Boy: ""Legs!""
Teacher: ""What is in your pants that I don’t have in mine?""
Boy: ""Pockets!""
Teacher: ""What starts with 'C', ends with 'T', is hairy, oval, and contains a sweet liquid?""
Boy: ""Coconut!""
The principal shifted in his chair.
Teacher: ""What goes in hard and dry, then comes out soft and sticky?""
Boy: ""Chewing gum!""
The principal wiped his forehead.
Teacher: ""You tie me down to keep me up. What am I?""
Boy: ""A tent!""
The principal was getting nervous.
Teacher: ""What gets bigger when you pull it, fits neatly between two things, and can save your life?""
Boy: ""A seatbelt!""
The principal sighed in relief.
The teacher continued ⬇️ (Continuation in first comment)👇"

06/08/2025

JOKE OF THE DAY: An elderly couple, Bert and Edna, are sitting on the porch swing one quiet Sunday evening.
They've been married for 55 years. The sun is setting, the birds are chirping, and they're both sipping lukewarm tea, watching squirrels fight over a Cheeto in the yard.
Out of the blue, Edna sighs and says, “Bert, let’s talk about our bucket lists.”
Bert raises an eyebrow. “Bucket lists? Edna, I’m 87. My list is down to ‘wake up tomorrow and remember where I put my pants.’”
Edna chuckles. “No, I’m serious. Before we go, we should each do something we’ve always wanted to do but never had the chance.”
Bert thinks for a moment. “Alright, fine. I’ve always wanted to go skydiving.”
Edna's eyes widen. “Skydiving?! Bert, the last time you bent down to tie your shoe, you passed out for three minutes.”
Bert shrugs. “Well, if I die mid-air, just let me land in the neighbor's garden. I’ve always wanted to haunt him.”
They laugh, and Edna nods. “Okay, okay. You go skydiving. I’ll do mine too.”
Bert squints. “And what’s yours?”
Edna suddenly gets this mischievous sparkle in her eye — the same one she had back in 1965 when she “accidentally” dropped Bert’s bowling trophy out the car window during an argument.
“I’ve always wanted to confess something to you, Bert.”
Bert gulps. “Confess what?”
Edna leans closer and whispers, “You know how your favorite recliner always mysteriously leaned to the left for 20 years?”
Bert nods. “Yeah, blamed the dog. Poor thing limped for weeks.”
Edna smiles. “Well, it was me. I jammed a spatula in the bottom after you spilled grape soda on my new curtains in ’89.”
Bert gasps. “You monster!”
Edna giggles. “And remember that time the remote kept changing the channel to the Hallmark channel, no matter what button you pressed?”
Bert blinks. “You said it was haunted!”
Edna smirks. “Nope. I glued a penny inside the battery compartment to short-circuit it. You never missed a single Christmas romance movie for five straight years.”
Bert’s mouth drops open. “Why would you do that?!”
Edna sips her tea, serene. “Because payback, dear, is best served with mistletoe and slow-motion snowball fights.”
After a long pause, Bert leans back in the swing and says, “You know what, Edna? I’ve got a confession too.” ⬇️ (Continuation in first comment)😂👇

05/08/2025

"A blonde had just been in a terrible car accident. Somehow, she climbed out of the wreck without a single scratch — and was calmly applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper pulled up.
The officer stared at the crumpled mess of metal and said,
“Ma’am, your car looks like it got flattened by an elephant! Are you sure you’re alright?”
The blonde smiled and replied,
“Oh, I’m perfectly fine, officer!”
Still puzzled, the trooper asked,
“So... what exactly happened here?”
The blonde explained,
“Well, officer, it was the weirdest thing! I was just driving along when out of nowhere — this tree jumped right in front of me! So I swerved to miss it, but another tree popped up on the other side! I swerved again and there was another tree... then another... and another!”
The officer paused for a moment, then said...Brilliant continuation in the first comment 👇👇"

05/08/2025

"There were 3 men who wanted to buy toilets, so they went to the nearest store and were looking at the new designs of the toilets.
The first guy asks for a toilet that would go nice in his log cabin out in the woods, so the salesman sells him a toilet made of wood.
The second guy asks for a toilet that would be nice for an igloo, so the salesman sells him a toilet made of ice.
The third guy asked for the nicest toilet they have that would go in the National History of Canada Museums employee restroom, so the salesman sells him a singing toilet with a picture of the Canadian flag on the tank.
Well, they all get what they asked for.
The next day all 3 men come back with their toilets.
The first man says, “This toilet sucks. Whenever I try to use it, I get pieces of wood stuck in my butt.”
The second man says, “This toilet sucks. Whenever I try to use it my butt gets frozen to the seat and I have to use a hairdryer to get my butt off.”
The third man says...See the continuation in the first comment I laugh 👇👇
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05/08/2025

A man calls his wife and says, “Honey, I’ve been invited to go fishing out of town with my boss for a week. This could be a great opportunity for a promotion. Can you please pack enough clothes for the week, get my rod and tackle box ready, and don’t forget to pack my new blue silk pajamas?”
The wife sensed something was off but, being a good wife, she followed his instructions and packed everything he asked for.
After a week, the husband returned home, looking a bit tired but pleased with himself. The wife immediately bombarded him with questions about the trip: how it was, if he caught any fish, and so on.
“Yes, I caught plenty—lots of salmon, bluegill, and even a few swordfish,” he replied. Then, with a puzzled look, he added, “But why didn’t you pack my blue silk pajamas?”
The wife smirked and said,... (continue reading in the 1st comment)

04/08/2025

"JOKE OF THE DAY: A rich man buys a new Lamborghini.
It's the most expensive car in the world, and he wants to show it off, so he takes it out for a spin.
At the first stoplight, an ancient Moped pulls up next to him. The elderly cyclist stares at the sleek, shiny surface of the automobile and asks, """"What kinda wheels ya got there, sonny?"""" The man replies, """"It's a Lamborghini. They go for about a million and a half.""""
The old guy is sh0cked: """"That's a lot of moolah. Why do they cost so much?""""
The cool man says proudly, """"Because these babies can do 320 miles an hour!""""
The gent on the Moped asks, """"Can I take a look inside?""""
""""Sure,"""" responds the owner. So the old man pokes his head in the window, and peers around.
Leaning back on his Moped, the old guy says, """"That's a pretty nice car!""""
Just then, the red light turns green, so the man decides to floor it. In no time, the speedometer reads 320. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear-view mirror, which seems to be getting closer. He slows down to see what it might be, and whoooooosh! Something whips by him, at an incredible velocity.
The guy is astonished """"What on earth could be faster than my car?!"""" Then, ahead of him, he sees the same dot, coming back. Whoooooosh! It goes by again, heading in the opposite direction. It almost looks like the old man on the Moped.
""""Couldn't be,"""" he mumbles to himself. """"How could a Moped outrun my Lamborghini?!"""" Again, the blasted dot appears in his mirror... (continue reading in the 1st comment)"

04/08/2025

"A man calls his wife and says, “Honey, I’ve been invited to go fishing out of town with my boss for a week. This could be a great opportunity for a promotion. Can you please pack enough clothes for the week, get my rod and tackle box ready, and don’t forget to pack my new blue silk pajamas?”
The wife sensed something was off but, being a good wife, she followed his instructions and packed everything he asked for.
After a week, the husband returned home, looking a bit tired but pleased with himself. The wife immediately bombarded him with questions about the trip: how it was, if he caught any fish, and so on.
“Yes, I caught plenty—lots of salmon, bluegill, and even a few swordfish,” he replied. Then, with a puzzled look, he added, “But why didn’t you pack my blue silk pajamas?”
The wife smirked and said,... (continue reading in the 1st comment)"

04/08/2025

JOKE OF THE DAY: Once a blonde was traveling on a train.
He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived.
This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the Blonde deserved more service. So, when the Blonde fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard.
When the station arrived, the Blonde was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror
"What is the matter?" Says his wife.
He replied,...(Continuation in first comment)

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