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An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat.As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man’s cane slips on ...
29/10/2025

An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat.

As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man’s cane slips on the floor and he falls down.

As he gets up, a seven-year-old kid, sitting nearby, turns to him and says,

“If you put a little rubber...Brilliant continuation in the first comment 👇👇

An old man walks into a jewelry store with a young blonde ladyThe clerk immediately thinks he is being taken advantage o...
29/10/2025

An old man walks into a jewelry store with a young blonde lady
The clerk immediately thinks he is being taken advantage of due to the age difference.
She says to the clerk “Show me an expensive ring.” The clerk looks over at the old man and he gives a head nod.
The clerk pulls out a ring and tells her “this one is $50,000 dollars.” She says its nice but I want something nicer. Once again he looks at the old man and gets another head nod.
“This is one of our finest rings it costs over $300,000.” She says “I love it ill take it!” The old man writes a check for the ring. The clerk says due to the dollar value it will take 3 days for the check to clear, please come back Monday morning to pick up the ring.”...Brilliant continuation in the first comment 👇👇

"""""""Three Beers, Three Fo0ls""""Three guys were sitting at a bar, downing beers and complaining about how dumb their ...
28/10/2025

"""""""Three Beers, Three Fo0ls""""
Three guys were sitting at a bar, downing beers and complaining about how dumb their wives were.
Guy 1: “You think your wife’s bad? Mine wants to spend fifteen grand redoing the kitchen—she can’t even boil water!”
Guy 2: “That’s nothing. My wife’s been begging me for a fifty-thousand-dollar car. She doesn’t even have a driver’s license!”
Guy 3 took a sip of his beer, smirked, and said,..
(continue reading in the 1st comment)"""

"""Two boys were wandering through the forest when they suddenly stumbled upon a n@ked woman bathing in a stream.One boy...
28/10/2025

"""Two boys were wandering through the forest when they suddenly stumbled upon a n@ked woman bathing in a stream.
One boy screamed and took off running.
The other chased after him, panting, “Why did you run away?”...
(continue reading in the 1st comment)"""

Little Girl Keeps Falling Asleep In Class, But Her Answers Astonish The TeacherOn occasion, school can be dull. As a stu...
28/10/2025

Little Girl Keeps Falling Asleep In Class, But Her Answers Astonish The Teacher
On occasion, school can be dull. As a student, I bet you slept off some of the lectures you didn’t particularly enjoy.

That occurred far too frequently to a girl called Mary Margaret.

The Catholic educator wanted to know Mary Margaret’s thoughts on her tendency to take naps during class.

The replies she received, though, were completely unexpected. You will adore reading the story that follows.

Catholic school was not the best place for little Mary Margaret to learn since she often dozed off.

While she was fast asleep one day, her nun instructor paid her a visit.

“Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?”

Teacher Faints When Little Girl Replied With This
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It’s Important for Men to RememberIt’s important for men to remember that as women grow older, household chores may take...
28/10/2025

It’s Important for Men to Remember

It’s important for men to remember that as women grow older, household chores may take a little longer than they used to.
When that happens, patience is key — because no man wants an overstressed wife.

My name’s Tom, and I’d like to share how I handle this with my wife, Linda.

When I retired a few years back, Linda had to take on a full-time job in addition to her part-time one — you know, just to help with expenses and keep our health insurance.

Soon after, I noticed she was starting to slow down.

When I come home from the golf course, she usually arrives from work around the same time.
Even though she knows how hungry I am, she often says she needs to “rest for a few minutes” before making dinner.

Now, I don’t complain.
I’m understanding.
I always tell her: “Take your time, honey — just wake me up when dinner’s ready.”

After all, I’ve already eaten a big lunch at the club. Eating out twice in one day would be wasteful.

In the old days, Linda used to clear the table and do the dishes right after dinner.
Lately, though, they sometimes sit there for hours.

But I don’t get angry.
I gently remind her — several times — that the dishes won’t clean themselves.
I know she appreciates those reminders, because she eventually gets to them before bed.

Bills are another sore spot.
Linda complains she doesn’t have time to pay them during her lunch break.

But... Brilliant continuation in the first comment 👇👇

"""JOKE OF THE DAY"": A police officer thought he had the perfect hiding spot for catching speeders — a little curve on ...
27/10/2025

"""JOKE OF THE DAY"": A police officer thought he had the perfect hiding spot for catching speeders — a little curve on the highway where no driver could possibly see him until it was too late.
He parked there every holiday weekend, radar g*n ready, ticket pad open. Usually, it was easy money.
But this Labor Day was different.
He waited thirty minutes — not one car was speeding. In fact, every single driver passed exactly at the speed limit. Some even waved and smiled as they went by.
He frowned. “That’s strange,” he muttered. “How are they all being so careful?”
After another ten minutes of perfect law-abiding traffic, he got suspicious and stepped out to investigate. (continue reading in the 1st comment)"

"JOKE OF THE DAY": A young and pretty teacher was giving her class of six-year-olds a quiz.Smiling, she said:“Alright cl...
27/10/2025

"JOKE OF THE DAY": A young and pretty teacher was giving her class of six-year-olds a quiz.

Smiling, she said:

“Alright class, let’s play a guessing game! Behind my back, I’m holding something red, round, and you can eat it. What is it?”

Little Raymond raised his hand.

“An apple!”

“Good guess,” said the teacher, “but it’s a tomato! Still, it shows you’re thinking.”

She continued,

“Now I’ve got something round, greenish, and you can eat it. What is it?”

Little Ian shouted,... (continue reading in the 1st comment)

"JOKE OF THE DAY": A priest offered a Nun a liftA priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing ...
27/10/2025

"JOKE OF THE DAY": A priest offered a Nun a lift

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?”

The priest...

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"JOKE OF THE DAY: A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.‘Hurry,’ she said,...
26/10/2025

"JOKE OF THE DAY: A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
‘Hurry,’ she said, ‘stand in the corner.’
She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.
‘Don’t move until I tell you,’ she said. ‘Pretend you’re a statue.’
‘What’s this?’ the husband inquired as he entered the room.
‘Oh, it’s a statue,’ she replied.
‘The Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too.’
No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen, and returned with a sandwich and a beer. ⬇️ (Continuation in first comment)😂👇"

"She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The ‘T’ shi...
26/10/2025

"She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The ‘T’ shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly,
“You’ve got to make ** to me this very moment!”
My eyes lit up and I thought,
“I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!”
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then..See the continuation in the first comment I laugh 🤣👇👇"

"JOKE OF THE DAY: A mother-in-law wanted to test her three sons-in-law to see how kind-hearted they were.She devised a s...
26/10/2025

"JOKE OF THE DAY: A mother-in-law wanted to test her three sons-in-law to see how kind-hearted they were.
She devised a simple plan.
First, she went for a walk by the river with the eldest son-in-law.
Suddenly, she jumped into the water, pretending to drown.
The first son-in-law immediately jumped in and rescued her.
The next morning, he found a brand-new Toyota Corolla parked outside his house with a note:
""From your loving Mother-in-Law.""
Next, she went for a walk by the river with the second son-in-law and repeated the same act.
Without hesitation, he also saved her.
The following morning, he too found a Toyota Corolla parked outside his house with a note:
""From your loving Mother-in-Law.""
Finally, the mother-in-law went for a walk by the river with the third son-in-law.
When she jumped in, he stood on the bank ⬇️ (Continuation in first comment)😂👇"

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