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Larry the zi0nist bi@tch spews the most nonsense s**t every fc***ng time… twisting reality like its his full time job. I...
31/05/2026

Larry the zi0nist bi@tch spews the most nonsense s**t every fc***ng time… twisting reality like its his full time job.

Israel keeps bombing its way through the Middle East and then cries victim when anyone points it out.

Last year alone they hit six different states and theyre still dropping bombs in three more right now.

Gaza flattened… kids bur!ed under rubble… hospitals turned to dust… all while they claim its self defense.

Self defense doesnt look like starving an entire population or sniping journalists and medics in broad daylight.

This isnt about security. Its about land theft… ethnic cle@nsing… and an apartheid system that treats Palestinians like theyre less than human. Settlers storming villages with guns and government protection. Families kicked out of homes their grandparents built just so some extremist can plant a flag and call it biblical right. Meanwhile the world sends billions in weapons and aid so the machine keeps rolling.

And dont get me started on the hasbara trolls who flood every comment section defending the indefensible. THEYLL CALL YOU ANTISEMITIC FOR SAYING CHILDREN SHOULDNT BE BOMBED. Theyll scream terr0rism while their army levels neighborhoods and calls it mowing the grass. Hypocrisy at its finest.

The occupation is illegal. The settlements are illegal. The blockade is collective punishment. And the endless cycle of violence? Fueled by a state that refuses any real peace because domination is the goal.

From the river to the sea… justice will come. Palestinians deserve to live free on their own land without checkpoints… without walls… without constant fear of another massacre.

Enough with the propaganda. Enough with the excuses. The world is waking up and the mask is slipping. Israel is not a democracy… its a settler colonial project built on displacement and maintained by brute force.

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This is absolutely heartbreaking to watch… A pregnant woman in Zeist gets slammed to the floor by Dutch police like she ...
31/05/2026

This is absolutely heartbreaking to watch… A pregnant woman in Zeist gets slammed to the floor by Dutch police like she was nothing. You can see her belly clear as day in the video. She was just there with her partner during what started as some disturbance at the asylum center, and suddenly this officer grabs her and throws her down hard.

The brave husband did what any real man would do. He stepped right in and punched that officer to protect his wife and their unborn baby. No hesitation. He saw his pregnant partner hit the ground and reacted instantly. You can feel the rage in that moment… Cops swarmed him with a dog and everything, but he stood up for his family when it counted.

People are calling it police brutality, and it is extreme brutality! They were there for reports of vandalism and a possible knife, but does that justify tossing a pregnant woman like that? She wasnt attacking anyone from what we see. Now Dutch police say theyre doing an internal investigation, reviewing bodycams and all that. Good, they need to. This kind of force on a vulnerable woman should never be normal.

Thankfully reports say the mother gave birth to a healthy baby girl and both are doing okay. Thats a relief after such a scary fall. But the outrage is everywhere for a reason. This video has millions of views and people from all over are saying enough is enough with this kind of heavy handed policing.

Props to the husband for stepping up. In a world where so many stay silent, he protected his own. We need more accountability so these situations dont keep happening. Share this if you stand against unnecessary violence, especially when it endangers a mother and child.

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31/05/2026

I thought Bernie supported Palestine!

Paris is shining tonight like never before… PSG did it again, lifting that Champions League trophy after battling Arsena...
30/05/2026

Paris is shining tonight like never before… PSG did it again, lifting that Champions League trophy after battling Arsenal all the way to penalties. What a night for the club, for the players who gave everything on the pitch, and for every single fan who believed.

We are so proud of them. The way our ultras turned the stands and the streets into a sea of red, white, black and green… waving those Palestinian flags high with so much love and strength.

It was more than football. It was the trophy and the resistance, all in one beautiful moment. Seeing the City of Love filled with cheers, songs, and those flags flying proudly just hits different. Our boys brought the cup home, and our people showed the world that solidarity never stops.

From the first whistle to the final celebration, the energy was electric. Families hugging in the fan zones, kids with painted faces dancing under the lights, and everyone chanting together… This is what football is really about. Passion, unity, and standing for something bigger. PSG gave us glory on the field, and the fans reminded everyone that Palestine will always be in our hearts.

Moments like these make us emotional… because it is not just about winning silverware. It is about hope, resilience, and refusing to stay silent. Allez Paris, and free Palestine. The beautiful game keeps bringing us together in the fight for justice.

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 New York City woke up in complete football-induced chaos after Arsenal’s dramatic Champions League final defeat, where ...
30/05/2026


New York City woke up in complete football-induced chaos after Arsenal’s dramatic Champions League final defeat, where Gabriel Magalhães missed the decisive penalty in the shootout.

Within hours, an emergency press briefing was “reportedly” held at City Hall, where Zohran Mamdani, visibly devastated in an Arsenal scarf, announced what he called a “historic policy response to emotional trauma in global sport.”

Mamdani declared, “Gabriel Magalhães is hereby banned from entering New York City until further notice… or until football finds mercy.”

Officials later clarified that no such legal mechanism exists, but the announcement had already gone viral, sparking confusion among football fans, legal experts, and people who still think this is normal political procedure.

Meanwhile, Arsenal supporters in New York gathered outside a fictional “Penalty Amnesty Office,” demanding a retrial of the shootout. One fan stated, “We don’t blame him… but also we blame him.”

Gabriel MagalhĂŁes has not responded, though sources close to him suggest he is currently avoiding all penalty spots, penalty boxes, and anything remotely round in shape.

As for Mamdani, aides quietly confirmed he has since “gone offline to recover from emotional damage,” allegedly muttering something about “next season being ours.”

Football, once again, has ruined diplomacy, geography, and basic logic.

WASHINGTON, DC — As excitement builds for the highly anticipated MMA showdown taking place directly in front of the Whit...
30/05/2026

WASHINGTON, DC — As excitement builds for the highly anticipated MMA showdown taking place directly in front of the White House, officials say the President may be forced to watch the event from an upstairs window.

Security experts reportedly concluded that sitting ringside could present "slight complications" if his life is genuinely in danger.

"Normally, presidents attend major public events," said one anonymous official. "But if the threat level is as serious as we've been told, watching from a second-floor window seems like a reasonable compromise."

Witnesses claim White House staff have already begun searching for the best viewing angle, while aides are allegedly debating whether binoculars should be classified as essential national security equipment.

Political commentators were quick to point out the irony, noting that a cage fight outside the White House might end up being less chaotic than a typical day in Washington.

At press time, reports suggested the President was considering a pay-per-view stream from inside the White House, just to be safe.

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Back in May 2025 this whole Beverly Hills N**i salute mess is just another pathetic attempt by Zionists to stir up hate ...
30/05/2026

Back in May 2025 this whole Beverly Hills N**i salute mess is just another pathetic attempt by Zionists to stir up hate against Muslims…

They keep recycling these failed tricks thinking no one will notice. Look at the split screen evidence. The woman ranting Heil fu***ng Hi**er in a hijab is the same one who shows up in other clips dressed like a typical Zionist provocateur without any cover.

They love playing these games to make Muslims look bad while hiding their own hand in it. Yasmeen Zohra Roubou or whatever name they push… she fits the pattern perfectly. These false flags are so obvious now. Larry Loomer jumping on it right away with prior knowledge? Come on. Its all coordinated to push their agenda and keep the hate machine running.

How many times are we going to see this recycled script? They stage incidents… film them… blast them everywhere to paint Muslims as the villains.

Meanwhile real suffering gets ignored. This is classic hasbara tactics dressed up as random outrage. The woman is clearly playing a role for them. No real Muslim would fall for such amateur theater. Its designed to incite violence and division while they sit back and act innocent.

Wake up people. These operations are getting sloppier but the goal stays the same… shield their crimes and flip the narrative. We see through it. Share this far and wide so more eyes open to the manipulation.

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30/05/2026

Must watch XD

Throwback to when Ted Cruz refused to say Christ is King... This f@t pig is only worship israel and aipac money. He is n...
30/05/2026

Throwback to when Ted Cruz refused to say Christ is King...

This f@t pig is only worship israel and aipac money. He is no christian. He squirms and dodges when asked a simple question about our Lord and Savior... but he sure doesnt hesitate when it comes to bending the knee for foreign lobbies and endless cash from special interests.

Real christians dont treat their faith like a political prop they can twist whenever it suits them. They dont call a core truth of the bible antisemitic just because it makes their donors uncomfortable.

Look at the clips... he gets pressed on it and suddenly its all about online trolls and context and whatever excuse lets him avoid saying the words.

Meanwhile he pushes every bill that sends our tax dollars overseas and cheers for policies that put israel first. Where is the loyalty to American christians who are watching their country get sold out? Where is the backbone to stand for Jesus without apologizing? This is the same guy who claims to be a man of god but folds like a cheap suit the second it might cost him aipac support.

Its all so obvious now. These politicians wear the cross like a costume... they quote scripture when it wins votes but silence it when the real powers that be snap their fingers.

Ted Cruz talks tough on tv but cant even affirm Christ is King without a bunch of caveats. That tells you everything. Christianity isnt about dual loyalties or chasing donor checks. Its about truth... even when its inconvenient. He sold that out a long time ago for power and money.

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This is the reality of the occupation that the world keeps ignoring… In Beit Ummar, north of Hebron, Israeli forces stor...
30/05/2026

This is the reality of the occupation that the world keeps ignoring…

In Beit Ummar, north of Hebron, Israeli forces stormed the town again yesterday… raiding homes, imposing curfews, and terrorizing families like they always do. But this footage hits different.

A young Palestinian boy, just a teenager, forced against the wall while soldiers make him hold the Palestinian flag horizontally… filming him like some kind of trophy. A rifle placed nearby on the ground for their perfect shot.

They didn’t just detain him. They staged the whole thing. Turning a child into their “evidence” for hasbara propaganda… so they can paint every Palestinian kid as a threat. As if loving your flag and your land makes you a terrorist in their eyes. This is how they justify the arrests, the beatings, the endless humiliation.

How many times have we seen this pattern? Raids in the dead of night, kids dragged out, families left shattered… all while the media stays silent or twists the story. Beit Ummar has been under siege for days now… tear gas filling the air, children choking, entire neighborhoods locked down. And for what? Because they refuse to bow down. Because the flag still flies in their hearts.

This isn’t security. This is systematic child abuse wrapped in military uniform. These soldiers know exactly what they’re doing… manufacturing images to feed their narrative while the real terror is their occupation itself.

Where is the outrage from the so-called international community? How many more videos of stolen childhoods do we need before the world stops looking away?

Palestine will not forget. And neither should you. The resistance lives in every kid who still raises that flag… even when forced.

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