13/05/2026
HOW RUTO HOSTED HALF OF AFRICA'S PRESIDENTS IN NAIROBI:-
As we speak, the population of Nairobi is made of 0.0005% Presidents and Heads of State or Government. If you count every 200,000 people in Nairobi right now, one is a President. More than half of the 54 Presidents of Africa slept in Nairobi this week. Every major hotel in Nairobi (including Sabina Joy) hosted, fed or entertained a President, a Presidential delegation or at least a Presidential aide (presidential detail, hang-ons and what have you). If we are to go by established norms of Presidential visits that each President carried a high level delegation of at least 30 officials, that is not less than 1,000 VVIPs in Nairobi. If we assume, in all modesty, that each member of every Presidential delegation spent, on average, at least 6,000 dollars in Nairobi (at prevailing international per diem rates), our Hospitality Industry got a shot in the arm of more than Ksh. 1 Billion in a matter of 3 nights and 2 days. Thanks to the industry and acceptance of President William Samoei Ruto across Africa:
1. H.E. President Paul Kagame of Rwanda is in Nairobi,
2. H.E. President Alassane Ouattara of Côte d’Ivoire is in Nairobi,
3. H.E. President Abdel Fattah el-Sisi of Egypt is in Nairobi,
4. H.E. President Faustin-Archange Touadéra of Central African Republic is in Nairobi,
5. H.E. President Azali Assoumani of Comoros is in Nairobi,
6. H.E. President Mohamed Ould Ghazouani of Mauritania is in Nairobi
7. H.E. President Mohamed al-Menfi of Libya is in Nairobi,
8. H.R.M. King Letsie III of Lesotho is in Nairobi,
9. H.E. President Hakainde Hichilema of Zambia is in Nairobi
10. H.E. President Mamady Doumbouya of Guinea is in Nairobi,
11. H.E. President Bola Ahmed Tinubu of Nigeria is in Nairobi,
12. H.E. President Joseph Boakai of Liberia is in Nairobi
13. H.E. President Bassirou Diomaye Faye of Senegal is in Nairobi
14. H.E. President Mahamat Idriss Déby of Chad is in Nairobi
15. H.E. President Duma Boko of Botswana is in Nairobi
16. H.E. President Dharambeer Gokhool of Mauritius is in Nairobi
17. H.E. President John Dramani Mahama of Ghana is in Nairobi,
18. H.E. President Daniel Chapo of Mozambique is in Nairobi
19. H.E. President Michael Randrianirina of Madagascar is in Nairobi
20. H.E. Prime Minister Abiy Ahmed of Ethiopia is in Nairobi
21. H.E. President Ismail Omar Guelleh of Djibouti is in Nairobi
22. H.E. President Denis Sassou Nguesso of Congo is in Nairobi
24. H.E. President Julius Maada Bio of Sierra Leone is in Nairobi
25. H.E. President Brice Oligui Nguema of Gabon is in Nairobi
26. H.E. President Felix Tshisekedi of DRC is in Nairobi
27. Rt. Hon Prime Minister Aziz Akhannouch of Morocco is in Nairobi
28. H.E. Prime Minister Faure Essozimna Gnassingbé of Togo is in Nairobi
27. Rt. Hon Prime Minister Russell Dlamini of Eswatini is in Nairobi,
28. Rt. Hon Sara Zaafarani Zenzri of Tunisia is in Nairobi
29. Rt. Hon Mwigulu Nchemba of Tanzania is in Nairobi
30. Rt. Hon Prime Minister Américo Ramos of São Tomé and Príncipe is in Nairobi
31. Vice Presidents of Equtorial Guinea, Namibia, Seychelles, Burundi are in Nairobi
32. UN Secretary-General Antonio Guterres is in Nairobi
33. AU Commission Chair Mahmoud Ali Youssouf is in Nairobi
34. H.E. President Macron of France is in Nairobi.
ALL THIS HAPPENED WHILE JOKERS WERE BUSY HOLDING THEIR EARS AND SHOUTING WANTAM!
