Zaino Jah

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I saw a girl yesterday night and wanted to talk to her and she said "please please, I don't have that kind of time" 🤔me ...
19/07/2025

I saw a girl yesterday night and wanted to talk to her and she said "please please, I don't have that kind of time" 🤔me I said OKAY and moved on😂 she was like, is that how you behave?, are you this rude on ladies? Bla bla blah...... I told her that I don't like prolonging a matter that "OKAY" can solve simply and peacefully.😂😂

19/07/2025

😳😱My Encounter With Aboki Selling Dollars that May Help You👇🏾 |

Sometime last month…

I withdrew $500 because I needed to pay for something that day and was in a rush.

Because of how urgent it was, I couldn’t use my regular aboki, had to look for one around the bank I used.

After plenty back and forth, we agreed on 1600 as the rate.

Forgetting that this wasn’t the aboki I already had a relationship with, I handed him the dollars while he was still collecting my account details.

Not even a few minutes later, the aboki looked up and said, “Ah! Na $500? I think say na $5000.”

$5k how?

Next thing, he said he wasn’t buying again unless I’d agree to sell for 1570.

Knowing I wouldn’t meet up with where I needed the money that day again,

I decided to just kuku take my money back (big mistake), go to my usual aboki whose place was far from where I was, and then handle what I needed the money for the next day.

When I got there, my regular aboki, who I’d already spoken to on the phone, saw me and immediately transferred 800k to me in exchange for the $500.

I got the alert, handed him the dollars, only for him to shout… that the money was fake.

What happened?

The first aboki had switched the bills.

Why didn’t I go back to the first aboki?

Even if the distance isn’t far, will he ever accept that he was the one who switched the money?

I just accepted my loss and picked my lesson, which is…

Never hand over your dollars to an aboki until you’ve received the alert.

Please learn from my mistake.

Written by Gift Nkechi Imasuen

Me: sharing this so you understand that people don't think like you do. So you don’t lose your hard-earned money

16/07/2025

Some people talk because they have something to say while others talk because they have to say something, but social media money has made everyone to be talking, mostly, because they have to say something and not something to say.

For the past few days now, I have been reading a lot of opinions and narratives on what the young boy Peller did to people who came looking for job at his office. Eeh-e? Peller of when and what?
Onye na-egwu egwuruegwu okuko ga-adi njikere maka akpala (he who plays with the fowl should be ready to dirty his hands)

What significance is he representing in Nigeria that he should be the one employing graduates like the government?

Condition of the country, yes, we know. But the little boy is never a professional HR and moreover, streaming is his source of livelihood, which has been the major cause of his dispair with Jarvis, because he tries to air everything that was happening in the house.

So you all should let him be, at least, the live streamed interview would increase his earnings somehow.

Tankio-nu all of you.
I am Zaino'Jah

16/07/2025

‎Udara, called African Start Apple, is a revered tree in Igbo land. It is believed that both human and spirit see it as a delicacy, hence different fairy tales of man and spirit involving the tree and its fruit.
‎In my village, Udara is/was believe to bring blessings of "fruit of the womb" for expecting mother's, therefore it is fórbîdden to stóne it or even shake the for a great fall of the fruits.

‎Barrenn women and those finding it difficult to conceive would always make some declaration over the ripe fruit before taking it hoping for a miracle.

‎Udara is also not owned in my locale; it's everyone's own no matter where it grows.

‎What do you know about this wonderful tree and fruit called Udara?

15/07/2025

God help wives of this generation.

Imagine a mother used the children's school fees her husband gave her for contributions and her personal businesses, and her children were sent home for the failure to pay their fees.

The husband rejoicing and thinking that he is done with school fees for that term didn't know since he comes home after months of outside work.

This woman still maintained to her husband that everything was going fine and the children going to school.
It wasn't until the school called the father that her secret was exposed.
Ever since then, the man has been paying directly to school.

What could be the reason for such an act?
If the man hadn't been providing for the family now she has an excuse, but he has been doing well in that aspect.

Wives, please, help your husbands they strvggle a lot to make ends meet.

14/07/2025

I thought that the Bible says you should not judge, so, why are you not letting the body of the former Mr President to rest in peace, eh fine geh? 😯

14/07/2025

I wasn't happy with you.

I was with my friend at a wedding ceremony today, he had eaten but wanted a take-home.

He went to the backyard and asked the vvomen in charge of the kitchen to put food for him that he hasn't eaten, which they did, but it is not enough for him, so he tried further.

By the right, a canopy was set, occupied by men only, because it is a Muslim ceremony.

Assalamualaikum, he greeted.
Walaikumssalam, they replied.

Since the people don't understand English and he doesn't speak french but knows how to say he wants food, he then said, give me Maje.

They told him that food had finished, he persisted until they opened the two coolers before him to see that they were empty. He asked for drinks and they told him that it had finished too and he insisted they must give him something, but there was nothing left.

At this point I was stylishly calling him but he ignored me and said he can't leave this place empty handed.

Finally, a man who got tired of his begging gave him his own malt that he had wanted to take home and my friend déàd-consciencely took it and drank.

Some people really need to learn that dignity is a virtue.

13/07/2025

I no blame PSG sha, na Lamine Yamal wey host him birthday party yesterday come give them excess beer I blame.

13/07/2025

My Chelsea fans friends are not taking my calls again, wetin dey happen today?

13/07/2025

Former President Muhammadu Buhari passes away in London

His former aide, Bashir Ahmad, announced the passing of the former president on X.

He wrote: “The family of the former president has announced the passing on of the former president, Muhammadu Buhari, GCFR, this afternoon in a clinic in London.

President Buhari, who served as Nigeria’s civilian president from 2015 to 2023 after previously leading the country as a military head of state between 1983 and 1985, was known for his stance on anti-corruption and efforts to stabilise the economy.

Nigerians will greatly miss him 😭

13/07/2025

I love the way bloggers would drop mighty innocent lîes then sit back and watch people argue for nothing 😂

13/07/2025

‎A clergy person told me that I cannot make heaven if I don't receive the Holy Spirit and speak in tongues.

‎I told them that speaking in tongues is as useless as the "p" in Psychology to me, it doesn't make any sense.

‎They said I must manifest the presence of the Holy Spirit (how)? I asked, by falling under the anointing, was the reply.

‎I chuckled, another balderdash! I would rather rap in Chinese than speak in tongues and say I am influenced by the Holy Spirit.

‎I said, anytime for any reason, you see me on the floor in a kind of place, the first question you must ask me is "When last did you eat?" it must have been about 5 days.

‎The Holy Spirit doesn't push anybody down and the vocal incoherent noises you create and make are never the language of the Heavens as they made you to believe.

‎Have a nice day.

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