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24/07/2025

You know you're getting older when the kids you once held as newborns — whose diapers you helped change, whose first steps you celebrated — are now sending you friend requests on Facebook 😩😂

It hits different when you see their names pop up and realize these same kids are now teenagers or young adults, posting selfies, sharing opinions, and even talking about university and relationships. And you're just sitting there like, “Weren’t you just learning ABCs yesterday?” 😭

That’s when it truly dawns on you… You’re not as young as you think anymore. You’ve crossed into that chapter of life where you’re not just attending weddings, but you could actually have kids of your own. Some of your mates already do.

It’s not even about feeling “old” — it’s about recognizing time is moving. Life is evolving. And with every friend request from someone whose birth you witnessed, there’s a gentle reminder: you’re growing, you’re aging, and maybe, just maybe, it’s time to stop calling yourself "young" in every conversation 😅

So here’s to growth, maturity, and all the hilarious reminders that we’re entering a new phase of life — whether we’re ready or not! 🥂😂

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13/07/2025

The pain of getting bitten by a mosquito and watching it fly away 😭

13/05/2025

As an Arsenal fan, this year’s Europa League final feels like a nightmare I can’t wake up from. Manchester United and Tottenham Hotspur—two of our fiercest rivals—are battling it out for a European trophy, and I honestly can’t bring myself to root for either. It’s not just indifference; it’s an active, uneasy disgust. I can’t celebrate a Spurs win, not after everything—the rivalry, the banter, the history. And Manchester United? Their fans would dine on this for months. There’s no winning outcome here for me.

It’s like being forced to pick between two poisons. No matter who lifts the trophy, it’s going to sting. The idea of Tottenham finally claiming a significant European title is enough to turn my stomach. But then again, watching United bask in glory, with all their swagger and smugness, is equally unbearable. I find myself hoping for an outcome that just denies both of them joy—extra-time chaos, a ridiculous own goal, anything that makes the win feel hollow.

I no want make S-kunor King Solomon
And Wahala Nation come dey drag my leg online God abeg

What makes it worse is the season Arsenal had. A campaign that once promised so much fizzled out in the most painful fashion. We were supposed to be challenging, dreaming of silverware ourselves—not watching our rivals on the biggest stage. It’s not just envy—it’s disappointment. Frustration. A feeling of being left behind while the ones we love to hate march forward.

In a perfect world, the trophy would vanish before kickoff. But football doesn’t work that way. I’ll probably watch the match, teeth gritted, hoping for a minor miracle—or at the very least, a forgettable final. Because for me, this isn’t just a game. It’s a test of loyalty, patience, and emotional endurance. And frankly, I just want the season to be over.

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Once a gunner always a gunner

11/05/2025

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Title: Reward for Helping Others
Source: Al-Targhib Vol II, p. 272

Narrator (Ibn Abbas):
Once, I was in a state of itikaaf in the Prophet's Mosque in Medina. A certain man approached me and sat down. I noticed something was wrong.

Ibn Abbas:
"O so-and-so, you look sad."

Man:
"Yes, O fraternal brother of the Prophet. Someone has a due on me... and by the one who lies in eternal peace in the grave, I am troubled."

Ibn Abbas:
"Shall I speak to him about your debt?"

Man:
"You can do so if you like."

Narrator:
Thereupon, I put on my shoes and left the mosque.

Someone nearby asked:
"Have you forgotten the state you were in? The itikaaf?"

Ibn Abbas:
"Not at all. But I have heard from the one who lies in eternal peace in the grave..."
(at this point, his eyes filled with tears)
"...he said:

Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) said:
'One who moves to fulfill any need of his brother, and makes effort for it, will find it better than itikaaf of ten years.
And one who performs itikaaf for one day for the pleasure of Allah, Allah will place between him and Hell a distance of three ditches—each ditch as wide as the distance between East and West, or between the heavens and the earth.'"

--- may Allah reward you as you read

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10/05/2025

Pls mbuemo 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

🚨 Arsenal are now aware they badly need to match Bukayo Saka’s productivity on the other flank. Nico Williams, who has a buyout clause thought to be in the region of £50m, is the ideal option, but his wages would be high, in contrast to a higher fee for Antoine Semenyo. Arsenal also like Bryan Mbuemo. []

10/05/2025

Am into roofing construction 🏗️🚧

Last week I was contracted to check a mortuary that is leaking due to the heavy breeze that blew the night before the day they called me to come check the morgue 😏

At first the man didn't tell me it was a mortuary so when he called me
I quickly grab my tools and head out to the site.

When I got there I was shocked and surprised cos I saw a lot of people hiding behind the other part of the building that was not affected, most of them were putting on white clothes I thought maybe they were from sele church😲

Then the manager came and said: here is what happened

When the breeze blow last night there were a lot of noises coming from where the dead bodies were kept, so I quickly came out to check and I saw the bodie hiding behind The Wall of the other part of the building , some of them were evil dragging my office door with me because the breeze didn't affect my office
then I ask them what's going on

they said 😨 they were catching cold because the breeze blew water on their body and they have to run and hide 😂

That was when my legs started shaking, before I could say anything I've already p*e on myself 😂😂

One man putting on white with white powder on his face said to me Bros when are you coming to do the job??

I asked with a shaking voice sorry sir please who are you??

He replied: I was the last body they brought here,so I'm not used to the cold in this place , 🥶 🥶 🥶

Due to the way I was shaking the manager asked me have you eaten this morning??

And again with a shaking voice I replied no sir 😂

He then give me 2,000 naira to go and buy food

Well i don't have any other thing to add to the story but that was the last time they saw me ,wicked people😁😁😁

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