Don. sharp tiv

13/02/2026

13/02/2026

If you switch off your phone who we come look for you

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13/02/2026

Never judge a book by his cover 😔

17/01/2026

My girlfriend dumped me because of a guy she met online not knowing that I'm the one. I can't wait to see her on Sunday.😎😂😂

17/01/2026

Me and you in a room light off 🔦 Door locked 🙃 window closed what next 🥰🥰🥰

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16/01/2026

BIKE MAN: Where are you going to?
PRØSTITÚTE: I'm going to the Mørtüary.
BIKE MAN: Sørry it's láte, I can't drop you
there except you pay me 3000 naira.
PRØSTITÚTE: No prøblem, when we get
there, you'll be paid.
When they got to the Mørtüary, the
prøstitúte said, "Wait here a second, let me
go get you the money."
When the man waited for an hour without
seeing the prøstitúte, he decided to go in
search of her. He pūshed open the gate of
the Mørtüary a little bit, took some steps in,
before noticing someone, who appêâred to
be the Mørtüary attendant, løungíng
around:
ATTENDANT: How can I help you sir?
BIKE MAN: I gave a lady a ride to this place,
she asked me to wait for her to go inside
and get the money for the ride, but didn't
come back.
ATTENDANT: No one entered here! So I
don't know what you are talking about.
The bike man insisted and decided to stay
and wait for the lady. The attendant
thought for a while and asked him to follow
him into the Mørtüary room. When they got
there:
ATT£NDANT: (He picks up a st!ck beside
him, and points it towards the bødies) If
you know you entered a b!ke and didn't
pay, quickly raise up your hand and bring it
out or else I will bêât all of you with this
st!ck!
Quickly, one of the de@d bødies raised up
her hand and threw the money at the b!ke
rider.🤔🙆🙆😂😂😂
If you were the b!ke rider, what will you do? 🤷

Please don't go without foll0wing my pàge 🙏💙

Don sharp tiv

16/01/2026

HOW TO ST£AL M£AT FROM P0T😂😂😆😆

1. Enter the k!tçhen, look l£ft and right if somebody is c0m!ng.

2. Check the p0sition of the sp00n how you met it so you will not make any m!stake while l£âving.

3. Open the pot gently. Don't let the c0ver dr0p or make any s0ūnd oh.

4. C0unt the meat inside if it is up to 5 or more. The l£ssér the meat, the more l!kely for your Mom to d£teçt a mīss!ñg p!ēçe. Take one if it is m0re but if it is l£ss than 5, just b!te them. As in, use your teeth to sl!m fít/sh@pe them. B!te small from all the lúmps of meat so that if they c0unt it, it will still be the same number then c0ver the p0t sl0wly.

5. While eating the st0l£n pieçe, let your ears be at alert to hear f00tsteps oh. Don't let the soup st@ín your cloth or t0uch anything in the kitçhen. If it does, quickly rúsh and wash that shirt to r£møve any tr@ces to you.

6. After eating it, w@sh your hand with s0ap and sm£ll it 5 times to know if it is still sm£llîng soup soup.

7. Blôw h0t air from your m0ūth to p£rçeive if it is sm£ll!ng soup.

Don't wørry about that, just go to the contâīner of garri, take some garri and ch£w it or ch£w garlīc to k!!ll the 0døūr.

8. Now l£âve the kitçhen líke a saint.
🙄🙄🙄😀😀😀😀😷

They won't teach you this in school, so don't fôrg£t to thank me for my kind g£sture.
Teaching someone a special sk!!ll without Collecting môn£y is not £asy😑😑🙄

If You have any questions❓
Ask me in the cômm£nt section 👇🙄

Let Me be going to the cômment section now 🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶

16/01/2026

Doctor asked me in front of my mom "When last did you have s*x

I turned and asked my mom "What type of food is that
🙆🙆🤷🤷🤷