Joey Hertz

16/07/2026

PRIDE SATURDAY - I SHALL BE PUMPING OUT SOME Q***R ENERGY AT Fountain Head .....

See you at the end of the rainbow 🌈

🛸Beam us up… it’s Pride @ The Fountain Head 🌈

DJs from 11am, disco balls in orbit, and enough questionable dancing to power the mothership. Bring the glitter, bring your mates, and let’s make this Pride one for the history books. 💖✨

serving up the goods from 11-5pm 🍔✨

10/07/2026

26/06/2026

Pikes Ibiza ❤️🌈

25/06/2026

Stompa phunk ready!

24/06/2026

This year has been a fu***ng uphill battle mentally and physically but I am pleased to say the good thing to come out of it so far is love, security and a balance to life which means I can see very clearly …. The hedonism and way of life that I used to know is in the past finally… I struggle day in day out… cry daily, am in constant pain, miss my children more and more each day and have been given no choice in that matter.

The next few weeks are going to be tough as I draw very close to what is going to be the most awful but rewarding process of my life.

I am very aware there are some watching who don’t care, some who vilify me when I can’t hear but to those who do that I really don’t give two fu”ks. The fake smiles and laughs I can see straight through. My special traits help with that.

So many amazing things coming and surrounding me right now the things that matter are real and reciprocated!

Being q***r, neurodivergent and physically limited is really talking its toll at the the moment and to those who support me day to day you are a godsend! Taking the time to understand and help me over come my hurdles takes time patience and love. I know I am not perfect - I don’t want to be.

Here is to one final jaunt to the isles and the. It’s to shut the hatches for a month to recuperate and find my real grounding and balance in my life. Finally being able to live as me…

15/06/2026

🍉 MELONS WRLD PRES 🍉

🏖️ LIFE’S A BEACH - Day to Night Party

📅 WHEN? Saturday 25th July
🔗 HOW? Tickets available on MRTICKETS (link in bio)

⏰ We are bringing you 12 hours of uninterrupted beach party vibes right in our very own stretch of beach at Carats Cafe, Basin Road South.

🎶 Expect the very best across the electronic music in our first party of 2026! More to come…. We will start the day with some nice day disco vibes and then see where we end up! 🔝

🍺 We will have beers on draft, prices will be sensible and a backdrop like no other. Carats Cafe is steeped in 2 DECADES of party nostalgia and energy and we are bringing it in a BIG WAY.

💡 Incredible sound, Sonic Lighting and a few party esq vibe!

💿 We have secured some serious local talent, who on the day will bring the heat and turn this party up 🆙

🎫 Get yourself along to this party and we will make sure you have priority for the rest of the season to our own promotions - MELONS WRLD.

08/06/2026

Happy Birthday to this one ☝️ what a weekend we had - love u gorgeous ❤️