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THIBAMO.⚠️Thibamo ke fa ngwana a tsholwa ka fa go sa tlwaelesegang, a tswa ka maoto kgotsa a tswa a ribame. Seemo se se ...
04/04/2023

THIBAMO.⚠️

Thibamo ke fa ngwana a tsholwa ka fa go sa tlwaelesegang, a tswa ka maoto kgotsa a tswa a ribame. Seemo se se kgona go dira gore ngwana a tsholwe ka C section, mmaagwe a diriwe loaro go ntsha ngwana ka a sa kgone go tshola ka fa tlholegong.

GO BAKIWA KE ENG?✔️

*Go fetoga ga ngwana mo popelong a sa nne sentle mo mpeng ya ga mmaagwe(abnormal position). Fa ngwana a fetoga gao kake wa mo utlwa ke se goleng botlhokwa go nna o ya go bona gore a ngwana o ntse sentle kgotsa jang.

*Thibamo e emang botsogo jwa ngwana, ke fa ngwana a nale stress abo a kakela mo popelong ya ga mmaagwe(meconium), se se dira gore a hupele a bo a fetoga. Fa go ntse jalo ngwana o kgona go tsholwa makgwafo a gagwe a sa bereke sentle a hupela, morago a tlhokafale kgotsa a lwala asthma. Ngwana o kgona go thusiwa ke ba sepatela faa hupela a bo a siama fela a gola botsogo jwa gagwe bo siame.

Thibamo e gotweng ya alafelwa mo setswaneng ke yone ya ngwana faa sa heme sentle. Bagolo ba thusa ka fa ba itseng ka teng gore ngwana a seka a diragalelwa ke sepe se se maswe a kgone go tshela.

31/03/2023

A disturbing audio has been circulating on WhatsApp.

In it, a man who sounds elderly speaks about 3 young ladies who came to see him in the early hours of the morning. These are young ladies who party quite a bit and also take alcohol.

The girls allege that there is a house in block 5 Gabz where some men who drive fancy cars reside. 3 of the gentlemen are of Nigerian origin.

The three young ladies showed up at this man's place (the man appears to be a traditional healer or something like that)

These girls complained of excruciating pelvic pains after s*xual encounters with these men, in what seems like it was an o**y. After this they each got paid a generous P5000 each.

They spent the weekend at the house in block 5, then went to a hotel or lodge in Kang.

There were 5 guys and the ladies were 7 in number, and they took turns to sleep with each of the girls.

After a few days, the ladies started experiencing these pains, which appeared to have affected the bladder.

The gentleman goes on to explain how the discharge from the bladder turned from red and then green, and that they are writhing in pain.

He says that one of the girls called one or more of the guys to tell them that tthey were not well, and the guy responded harshly that she was disturbing him.

One of the men even called one of the young ladies a b***ch, said that it was not his problem since they were having fun, and that he gave her money, and with the money he paid her, she should use it to buy a coffin.

They use different cars. There is a Golf GTI, BMW matchbox (slahla) and a Range Rover, among others.

Their modus operandi is this. They drive around during the day and offer unsuspecting girls rides, then they exchange numbers.

Later, they'll invite you to visit them, and to bring a couple of friends, which seems quite regular. So it's not like they are deceived into going there. It is all done in an open and consensual manner.

The gentleman in the audio cautions girls to avoid giving se

Dumela Motswana ..ke bone o thusitse bale bantsi so ke kopa o tsamaele nkgonne please😭🙏 kopa go nna mo tlhoka leinaMy si...
26/03/2023

Dumela Motswana ..ke bone o thusitse bale bantsi so ke kopa o tsamaele nkgonne please😭🙏 kopa go nna mo tlhoka leina

My sister have been in an abusive relationship for 7 years le Rragwe bana ba gagwe..she's 26 years o na le bana bale 3 with this monster.1st born e 5 years while last born e 1year..tota it all started ka ngwana wa ntlha rre yo a nna a betsa nkgonne yet my sister a nna ntse a itshoka ga tswella ga nna worse ka wa bo 2..this guy o kgerisa nkgonne mo eleng gore o setse a mo dirile mosadimogolo wa gagwe mo a sa batleng go bona nkgonne a ntse lekgarebe ha ekare nkgonne a tsile g*e abo ke feta ke mo loga gongwe di single gore le ene a tshwane le bana ba bangwe this guy ha nkgonne a boela gabz o feta a mo betsa a mmolella bo gore ke lebelete o itoga meriri ka Madi a banna abo are o logilwe ke monnawe Mme ele nna ke mo logileng tota nkgonne ga tshele monate gotlhelele..ba ntse ba nna Kwa tsolamosese all along di documents tsotlhe tsa ga nkgonne di nyeletse ntse a nna le rre yo (omang, BGCSE certificate)birth certificate Yone e makgasa..my sister the reason why ntse a nna a boela Kwa go rre yo it's because tota agona yo a mo thusang bana ne a raya gore bana ba kgone go nna ke se ba se tlhokang coz Monna Yona ga nke ere nkgonne ale mo g*e ka bana a ba rekele sepe o reka hela ha bale ha tlase ga gagwe..ha gongwe ha nkgonne a kopa rre yo gore a rekele ngwana mashi o bua gore a reye banna ba gagwe ba rekele ngwana tse a di tlhokang ene a tswe mo go ene..nkgonne labofelo a bereka ke the year before a kopana le rre yo which is 2016 ever since then botshelo jwa ga nkgonne abo bo tlhakatlhakanela pele.my sister ke motho yo eleng gore o mpheta ka mmele mare since a ratana le rre yo o bopame mo eleng gore o ka tsena mo go nna ga 3..rre yo ga thuse nkgonne ka sepe gotlhelele all the years ba ntse mmogo nkgonne o kgona go tlhoka di pads Mme rre yo ale teng ebile abo a bolelle nkgonne gr ga kake abo a mo rekela sepe bo botshelong le fa ele go mo fa Madi ha ese rona

24/03/2023

Developing Story
Ngwana wa rona o nyeletse, ane a Ratana le ngwana wa ga Ramapodise, yare mapodise ba tsena ba molatetse a sia a sa apara, a ela Ruri!

21/03/2023

Ke mo lesong somewhere, go nale mosadi yo montle o tlhotse a ngakaletse a thusa hela thata ka pelo ee ntle le lorato, mmanyana ke ha a laela bommê ba bangwe ne ba ntse hale go bapa lenna, a re o ya go tlhapa, waitse ke utlule those 3 ladies bare o iperekisa jaaka matholwane mme ebile ha e le gore o lopela go nyalwa ha kake a se bona, ke utlule ke tlhabiwa ke ditlhong o kare ba raya nna 😥😥
Mme batla intshwarela ka go mmolelela 🤞
Ke mo emetse

21/03/2023

SQUIRTING TURNED HIM OFF

Hey motswana women plzzz Hide my ID

I am a young motswana lady 27years of age whose afraid of dating cz i normally squit during s*x the last guy i slept with made it even worse...cz wow ne re haver ela sentle ebe ke squirter abo a mpotsa gore ke eng gone mooo i jst thinking gr he is joking😭😭😭ok then ebe re ema few moments later he asked me to be ontop i dd exactly tht...ebe ke squirter gape kele ontop of him then the guy abo a nkemisa are kante go diragalang i told him gor akr thts to squit he then asked gr go squirter hewee heweee its his first tym a bona dilo tseo nd o tunerga off cz dikobo di nna metsi and stuff mme a batla ke tswella ka s*x ao bathong plzzzzx i need help kindly ask batswana whr i cn find help to atleast stop it cz go ntshabisa di sleepover 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Breaking News: A SOUTH AFRICA AMAPIANO ARTIST PASSED AWAY YESTERDAY DUE TO GUN SHOUTING.  HE WAS SHOT 10 TIMESMonate Mpo...
20/11/2022

Breaking News: A SOUTH AFRICA AMAPIANO ARTIST PASSED AWAY YESTERDAY DUE TO GUN SHOUTING. HE WAS SHOT 10 TIMES

Monate Mpolaye Hit Maker aka Oupa John Sefoka Dj Sumebody Shot Dead last night at Woodmead a suburb in the Northern part of Johannesburg In the Gauteng Province.

It was reported that He had died due a horrific car Accident in the Morning of Sunday, This was because the real facts of what happened to Sefoka couldn't be spoken out due to that Police investigations were still underway.

But his Management team confirmed that Sefoka died after a deadly shooting which took part in Woodmead northern part of Johannesburg.

Rapper William last is said to be in a good condition after collapsing yesterday during a performance.A source close to ...
19/11/2022

Rapper William last is said to be in a good condition after collapsing yesterday during a performance.

A source close to the Musician told Century Buzz in a just ended telephonic interview that Motsetserepa is alive and kicking. The source was reluctant to have his identity revealed.

"He is fine, we haven't heard anything strange about him," said the source who refused to give out more information citing that Century Buzz shouldn't have called at night.

📷William Last Ken

THE FORMER PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF BOTSWANA WRITES:There have in the past and at this time, been claims that I inte...
16/11/2022

THE FORMER PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF BOTSWANA WRITES:

There have in the past and at this time, been claims that I intend to return home in the near future. I have not informed anyone about such intentions. Therefore such reports are false. In order to avoid speculation and false reporting, let me use this opportunity to state that when I decide to return home, I will announce such on this platform.

Thank you.

KHAMA TO LAND IN BOTSWANA NEXT MONTH!!Just yesterday,media reports reported that self exiled former Botswana President L...
15/11/2022

KHAMA TO LAND IN BOTSWANA NEXT MONTH!!

Just yesterday,media reports reported that self exiled former Botswana President Lt.GeneralIst Ian Khama will come home for Christmas.
Many of his followers are eagerly anticipating his grand entrance at Home sweet home.

PAMPU RESPOND TO THE MOST BOOKED MC IN BOTSWANA- Bontle Bontle jwa Batswana aka BJB ke utlwa gotwe ware nka nna bodyguar...
12/11/2022

PAMPU RESPOND TO THE MOST BOOKED MC IN BOTSWANA- Bontle

Bontle jwa Batswana aka BJB ke utlwa gotwe ware nka nna bodyguard ya gago,ntsha mogopolo oo mo tlhaloganyong eo yaago.Nkile ka bona video o roga Lala abo o tlhapaola batho ba kwaa bo nna shimi nka nna fela ke go faphile ka dimpama mister bothonyana okare baa tlhaela wena ke lwantsha bulling o batla go mpusetsa moo yone

May the Lord protect your son 💪
08/11/2022

May the Lord protect your son 💪

DON'T BE SO HEATLESS TO TYPE RIP 💔 TO THE POOR LADY ZIMBABWEAN MAN KILLS A WOMAN IN MAUN.A woman was found this morning ...
14/10/2022

DON'T BE SO HEATLESS TO TYPE RIP 💔 TO THE POOR LADY

ZIMBABWEAN MAN KILLS A WOMAN IN MAUN.

A woman was found this morning dead in Maun and is believed to have been killed by her longtime Zimbabwean-born boyfriend who is under police custody. The lady from Etsha is alleged to have been murdered at Sanyedi ward in Maun where she was staying.

OkavangoNews247

𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗠𝗘𝗥 𝗠𝗜𝗦𝗦 𝗕𝗢𝗧𝗦𝗪𝗔𝗡𝗔 𝗦𝗘𝗡𝗘𝗢 𝗠𝗔𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗚𝗔𝗡𝗢 𝗝𝗢𝗜𝗡𝗦 𝗠𝗨𝗩𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗢Former Miss Botswana Seneo Mabengano has joined the South African pop...
12/10/2022

𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗠𝗘𝗥 𝗠𝗜𝗦𝗦 𝗕𝗢𝗧𝗦𝗪𝗔𝗡𝗔 𝗦𝗘𝗡𝗘𝗢 𝗠𝗔𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗚𝗔𝗡𝗢 𝗝𝗢𝗜𝗡𝗦 𝗠𝗨𝗩𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗢

Former Miss Botswana Seneo Mabengano has joined the South African popular soapie Muvhango.

Mabengano will be playing the role of Khumo Motsamai,a relative of James Motsamai.

📷Seneo Mabengano

Vee's wife WRITESKgaaaale ke didimetse protecting you all these years,your fans trashing me because I kept quiet 😔.Every...
06/10/2022

Vee's wife WRITES

Kgaaaale ke didimetse protecting you all these years,your fans trashing me because I kept quiet 😔.Everytime ha kere ke bua family and friends bare I should be the bigger person and I did that for my kids and for you though I was hurting in bruises.I STILL KEPT QUIT.From now on o tsile go mpopna

Ke kopa go batisiwa Bana ba sale ba dule Ka haf 9,taxi man oba tsayan o timile phone
29/09/2022

Ke kopa go batisiwa Bana ba sale ba dule Ka haf 9,taxi man oba tsayan o timile phone

TWO YOUNG WOMEN FOUND MURDERED INSIDE THEIR RENTED ROOM IN GABORONE!!Two young women,from Senyawe and JACKALAS No 2 were...
27/09/2022

TWO YOUNG WOMEN FOUND MURDERED INSIDE THEIR RENTED ROOM IN GABORONE!!

Two young women,from Senyawe and JACKALAS No 2 were allegedly found murdered inside their rented room in Gaborone recently.Police investigations are ongoing to determine the masterminds of the atrocious incident.MTSRIP


DON'T BE HEARTLESS TYPE RIP

DON'T BE SO HEARTLESS TO TYPE RIP 💔SORROW OF A MOTHER AFTER SON  GETS KILLED BY THIEVES IN GABORONE!  IN PEACE MY SON.Re...
27/09/2022

DON'T BE SO HEARTLESS TO TYPE RIP 💔

SORROW OF A MOTHER AFTER SON GETS KILLED BY THIEVES IN GABORONE!

IN PEACE MY SON.

Rest in peace my son ,Lesley Jonah Konopo. Robala ka kagiso ngwanake , Lesley Rragwe Anayah Button Modimo o dirile thato ya gagwe. Motho nne a go tseela botshelo. Mme botshelo bo tsewa ke mong wa jone,ebong Modimo.Mme Ke leboga Modimo gore nne a ntirela (favour) gore o kgone go tswa francistown, o tla go tlhokafalla ko go rona Gaborone. Nne ka go bona o le mo di kgobalong tse di masisi😭😭😭Aish! Ke bogile mpa ka lebante la tumelo. O Seka wa robala,o tsoge o lwe ntwa ya semoya jaaka lesole la tumelo.Nne o rata ngwana wa gago thata ,Anaya.😭
Ke a go rata ngwanake ,ke tla nna ke go rata le fa o robetseng teng.ROBALA KA KAGISO NGWANAKA.

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