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A beer company was hiring a taster, someone to taste the beers before selling out. So they placed adverts and one afternoon, a dirty, rough looking man walked into the manager's office asking to be employed.

The manager tried to figure out how he could drive this man away but couldn't come up with an idea, so he decided to give the man a trial. He ordered his secretary to give the man a glass of wine. He took a sip and said: "It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."
"That's correct!" The manager exclaimed. "Well give him another one let's see." So he was given. He took a sip again and said: "It's burukutu, a combination of herbs and apeteshi distilled at Akokoaso near New Abirem in Eastern Region of Ghana 3 years ago". "Incredible!" said the manager.

Now the manager went closer to the secretary and whispered to her saying, "Go get some of your urine in a cup let's see if he will get that." So the man was given the cup of urine. He took a sip, turned to the manager and said: "Female urine, 26 years old, 2 weeks pregnant and if I'm not given this job, Sir, I will tell your wife who is responsible for the pregnancy!".
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02/05/2017

FRANCISTOWN: Police are investigating a case in which an inmate at the Francistown Centre for Illegal Immigrants (FCII), which is also used as a prison facility, allegedly r***d another prisoner on Sunday.

29/04/2017

We are notifying you that there will be a strong cold current that is going to move in the Southern part of Africa predictably,it is going to start moving on Tuesday,2 May 2017.In some coastal areas,snow will be experienced.We are all urged to stay indoors because some areas will reach -12°C ,this kind of temperature is deadly which can cause the lungs to freeze and cause instant death.Put on the warmest clothes and only go out when it is necessary.

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07/06/2015

Which season of the year do you like?
1. Winter
2. Spring
3. Autumn
4. Summer
Type 1,2,3 or 4 for the season you L.I.K.E

03/06/2015

G/Friend-how wud u describe me?
B/Friend-A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K.
G/Friend-wht does dat me?
B/Friend-Adorable,Beautiful,Cute,Delightful,Elegant,Fashionable,Gorgeous and Hot.
G/Friend-Awk, thank u, but wht about I,J,K?
B/Friend-I'm Just Kidding....