Dating App Apocalypse:Clever Girl's Survival Guide

03/16/2026

Some dating profiles look like a fairytale…
until you take a bite. 🍎

In this episode of Dating App Apocalypse, the mirror exposes the Poison Apple of modern dating — the sweet-looking messages that hide giant red flags.

Because sometimes the problem isn’t what people say…
it’s what they’re trying to distract you from.

Before you swipe, match, or meet, learn how to spot the warning signs before the poison kicks in.

🪞 Listen to the full episode: Mirror, Mirror in the Chat
Follow for more dating survival skills from the apocalypse.

02/08/2026

If modern dating feels like Jurassic Park, I brought backup.
- Tea-sipping dinos.
- Detective dinos.
- Consent dinos.
- And one tiny “optimism in training” nugget.

Cute, chaotic, slightly unhinged Valentine’s cards for singles, couples, and anyone surviving the dating apps.

Adopt one. Tag your Valentine. Or keep one for yourself. No judgment here.

02/04/2026

Friday the 13th landing before Valentine’s Day feels a little too on-brand for our dating lives. 💘🔪
Dating App Apocalypse:Clever Girl's Survival Guide is your survival kit for red flags, mixed signals, and romantic jump scares.
Quick note from me: batch recording hit a speed bump thanks to illness and losing my voice for a bit (podcast host without a voice is peak irony), so releases are slightly behind. Thank you for the patience while I get these pipes back online. New episodes are stomping in soon.
If you haven’t listened yet, come join the herd and help me stomp to the next milestone:
🎧 Spotify
https://open.spotify.com/show/0ziaQC0R4BgSDJgwHw8mVJ?si=vyJLbB_mRjyszcDHO6YW-g
🍎 Apple Podcasts
https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/the-dating-app-apocalypse-clever-girls-survival-guide/id1809431267
📺 YouTube
https://youtube.com/?si=A7RMruXwd0iJk89P

Stay clever. Stay safe. Swipe respo

01/21/2026

🦖NEW EPISODE DROP 🦖

Dating apps are undead.
We’ve deleted them. Re-downloaded them. Sworn we’re “done forever.”
And now we’re back outside… making eye contact. Terrifying.

🎙️ Offline but Not Unsafe – How to Meet Humans Without Becoming a Cautionary Podcast is live.

This episode is your survival guide to:
✔️ Meeting people in real life without panic spirals
✔️ Flirting without Wi-Fi or regret
✔️ Spotting red flags before they become group chats
✔️ Trusting your instincts without turning everything into a Dateline episode
Real listener stories. Therapist-backed safety advice. Savage IRL red flags. Zero pressure to “just be chill.”

🎧 Listen on Spotify:
👉 https://open.spotify.com/show/0ziaQC0R4BgSDJgwHw8mVJ?si=19jwvNA_QqG_5HcxM-JtWg

📺 Watch on YouTube:
https://youtube.com/?si=PHkAZNTt0q_mQwFD

Dating apps may be on life support, but connection isn’t extinct.
Move slow. Stay public. Trust your inner data.

💬 Comment “OFFLINE” if you’re done swiping
❤️ Like + share with the friend who needs witnesses on dates

Podcast · Clever Girl · Dating apps: where hope goes to die, and zombies come to life. We're here to shed some light (and a lot of humor) on the dark corners of online dating, where ghosts haunt your inbox and catfish swim in the murky depths of your DMs. We'll turn your breadcrumb-induced existen...