ScandalousMedia.ca

08/19/2025

If your brand was a drink, what would it be?
Champagne? Espresso? Green juice? 🍾☕🥤

This might seem like just a fun question (and it is 👀), but here’s the secret:
How people perceive your brand determines how they engage, buy, and talk about you.

Champagne brands feel luxurious, exclusive, and celebration-worthy.
Espresso brands are energizing, intense, and get straight to the point.
Green juice brands feel fresh, wholesome, and health-focused.

The drink your audience imagines when they think of you is a reflection of your brand positioning — the vibe you give off without saying a word.

And the clearer that vibe is, the faster your dream clients recognize you as their person.

So… tell me in the comments:
If your brand was a drink, what would it be — and why?

08/15/2025

Look 👀 it’s me! 🤪

Meet Fearless Toronto Speaker, Jade Malone

Redhead Jade is a feminist speaker, brand strategist, and creator of the SCANDALOUS podcast—a sultry, political awakening for women. A former s*x worker turned digital powerhouse, she teaches women how to turn their trauma into strategy and their empathy into influence. With sharp political insight and magnetic storytelling, Jade challenges the systems that keep women small—and offers a bold blueprint for rising in power. Her work blends post-traumatic growth, sensual liberation, and unapologetic truth. Tonight, she’s here to help you burn the rulebook and remember: you were never meant to just obey patriarchy.

To learn more about Jade and her work, please visit: https://scandalousmedia.ca/

08/13/2025

I PROMISE: Your brand can look high-ticket without the $50k agency invoice.

The truth? Luxury is about perception, not budget.

Here are 5 ways to instantly elevate your brand so it feels like a premium experience:
1️⃣ Killer, cohesive brand photos (ditch the grainy selfies)
2️⃣ A simplified color palette for instant recognition
3️⃣ Strategic white space for that editorial vibe
4️⃣ Selling transformation, not just features
5️⃣ Making sure your visuals + voice are in perfect alignment

When you apply these, you don’t just look the part — you start attracting clients who are ready to invest.

08/12/2025

✈️ Halifax, here I come…

This weekend, I’m packing my heels, my business cards, and my manifestation journal for the Fearless Women’s Summit — and let’s be real… I am equal parts nervous and buzzing.

Not only have I been nominated for an award (still pinching myself 🙌), but I’m also doing my first-ever expo — which means I finally get to step out from behind the screen and meet so many of you incredible female entrepreneurs face-to-face!! Eeeeek!!!

I can’t wait to hear your stories, celebrate your wins, and yes… show you exactly how I can help you transform your business into the kind of brand that books — without the cookie-cutter, soul-sucking marketing tactics that never feel like you.

So Halifax... get ready!!
I’m bringing the high-vibe energy, the strategy, the scandal, and a whole lot of magic.

Are you coming to the Summit? Drop a comment if I’ll see you there!!

08/11/2025

Your brand isn’t boring, it’s just dressed wrong!

Right now, your brand might feel like it’s showing up to the party in an ill-fitting beige suit…

But, it should be dripping in velvet, diamonds, and luxury offer energy. 😏

You don’t need more Canva templates, another course, or six months of DIY trial and error...

You need a 90-Day Takeover—a full transformation that gives you:

- A brand identity that looks, feels, and books high-ticket clients
- A website that converts (and makes your competitors totally jealous)
- A visibility plan that gets you seen, remembered, and paid
- A clear, magnetic voice that stops the scroll and makes people need what you offer

You’ll walk away with the kind of presence that makes people say:
“Wait… who is she? And how do I work with her?”

📲 Free Brand Clarity Call: Let’s map your glow-up and get your brand into the outfit it deserves!
DM me and I’ll send you the booking link.

08/06/2025

The sincerest form of flattery?
Apparently…it’s happening in our feed.

We’ve noticed a few familiar phrases, graphics, and marketing ideas popping up around the local wellness scene lately. And honestly? We get it. It’s tough to keep content fresh week after week. (We’re grateful to have the creative genius behind Scandalous Media helping us stay inspired and original.)

At the end of the day, we believe there’s room for all of us to thrive—and if our online presence has motivated other local businesses to level up, get more consistent, or connect better with their clients, then that’s a win for the whole community.

That said, if you’re looking for marketing support that helps your business sound like you (and not like someone else), we’re happy to recommend our secret weapon: Scandalous Media.

07/17/2025

💋Creating Witch B*tch GPT wasn’t just a project. 💋

It was a love letter.

To the woman I used to be,
lost in the dark and still searching for a map.

Astrology found me in pieces.
And instead of trying to fix me,
it handed me a puzzle.

It whispered, “You are made of stars, now come remember how they move.”

Understanding my chart didn’t just give me insight.
It gave me a reason to rise.
Again. And again.

I built this tool because astrology saved me.
It challenged me.
It revealed me.

And I wanted to offer that same magic…
The magic of not just insight, but POWER.

Raw, real and radiant power.

For the women who feel too much.
For the women who’ve been told they’re too loud, too tender, too complicated.

The women who track the moon without really knowing why.
The women who bleed with the tides, and who feel the shift before it happens.

Witch B*tch GPT is for her.
For you.
To help you decode your chaos, meet your truth, and build a life that mirrors your magic.

Because I don’t just believe in astrology.
I believe in you. 🫶🏻

🔴 Tap the link in bio to meet her. Or DM me “Witch B*tch” and I’ll show you how to get started.

07/17/2025

Girl, you’re not just building a business.
You’re building an entire brand body.

The kind that seduces with structure,
speaks in visuals,
and scales without selling your soul.

The 90-Day Takeover is how we co-create it—together.

It’s more than just a brand service.
This is identity rebirth.

In three months, we map your magic and build the full digital temple:
💄 Your website (custom, coded with your soul)
💄 Your Google listing (hello, credibility)
💄 Your SEO foundations (no more hiding)
💄 Your brand visuals (because energy speaks in images)
💄 And a 3-month content strategy that actually feels like you

I’m in this with you.
This isn’t a handoff.
It’s a hand-in-hand evolution.

If your brand is ready to be seen, known, and paid like the powerhouse she is…

🔴 DM me “Takeover” and let’s get planning.

07/10/2025

✨CALLING ALL SPIRITUAL GIRLIES✨

Here’s how you can finally decode your entire birth chart and activate the parts of yourself you’ve barely scratched the surface of 👇

Your nervous system. Your business path. Your love patterns. Your manifestation style. Even how your voice is meant to take up space.

Most people either:
✦ Struggle through astrology books they don’t fully understand
✦ Or skip their chart completely and stay stuck in repeating patterns

That’s exactly why I created the Witch Bitch GPT Series 😍

5 powerful prompt books, each paired with a custom-trained GPT that walks you step-by-step through decoding YOU.

You don’t have to DIY your healing, your business, or your glow-up anymore.

You just need to unlock your birth chart. 🙌🏻

*FIRST 10 lucky witches ONLY* can grab the entire series for just $97.

Today’s the day you step into your new ✨witch bitch ✨ era!

👇🏻 grab the series here 👇🏻
USE CODE: FULLMOON at checkout!
Stan.store/witchbitchgpt


06/30/2025

🚨 Realtors, this one’s for you. 🚨

If you’re amazing at closing deals but struggling to show up online....I've built something just for you!!

Introducing the Real Estate Marketing Makeover!

A $5000 signature package that gives you EVERYTHING you need to stand out, rank higher, and FINALLY get your content working for you! (Don't panic- I offer payment plans!)

What’s included?

✅ A stunning 5-page website with expert SEO + ad copy that actually converts
✅ A full branding photoshoot that captures YOU and your market—no more stock images
✅ A professionally designed welcome kit to wow new clients
✅ Email list setup so you never lose a lead
✅ A custom-trained GPT tailored to your brand (worth $1800) that writes your posts, emails, and video scripts FOR you
✅ 5 blog posts written for SEO + authority

Need help staying consistent with content?
You can add 6 months of done-for-you social media (3x/week) for $2,500.

This isn’t a Canva hack. It’s your digital foundation, built with strategy, beauty, and conversion in mind. And it’s designed specifically for realtors.

👀 If you’ve been meaning to “finally get your marketing together”.... this is your chance!

DM me and I’ll send you the full breakdown!

Let’s turn your listings into a brand people can’t ignore.

06/27/2025

🚨 SCANDALOUS NEW WEBSITE DROP 🚨

This one’s extra cheesy, in the best way possible!🍕

I’m so excited to share the brand new website for Redo's Pizza Donair & Grill, a Yarmouth staple, and a forever fave!

This project is especially close to my heart because Redo’s was my very first social media client and my first-ever website build… two whole years ago. 🥹 So when they asked me to give their digital home a glow-up? I couldn’t say yes fast enough.

From upgraded strategy to full-blown food photoshoots (yes, I definitely ate half the menu in the name of “content research”) this one was FUN. And delicious. And fun again.

I’m so proud of how far my skills have come, and so honoured that Redo’s trusted me again to bring their brand to life online! The new site is sleek, scrollable, mobile-friendly, and full of the sauciest pizza pics you’ve ever seen. 🍕💻

🔥 Yarmouth is so lucky to have Redo’s.
🔥 And I’m lucky to keep working with clients who grow with me.

Go check out the new site and order something scandalous…. you won’t regret it!

👉 Site now live + ready to drool over.