12/23/2025
Dear Santa,
I, Theodore Twinkle Toes, have been watching very closely and here is my official holiday report:
Michelle – Head Chicken Keeper
Status: Nice (but tired)
Notes: Brings snacks, warmth, and compliments to the flock daily. Talks to chickens like we’re people (we appreciate it). Takes far too many photos but somehow never enough of me. Deserves all the good things—and maybe a nap.
Andrew – Coop Builder & Tool Master
Status: Nice
Notes: Builds coops stronger than the North Pole fence. Fixes everything Michelle breaks… and then fixes it again. Pretends he’s “not that into chickens” but I’ve seen the smiles. Santa, he’s one of the good ones.
Brielle – Child Labourer (Self-Appointed)
Status: SUPER Nice
Notes: Helps with chores, holds chickens like a pro, and runs her own tiny chicken empire. Works for Taki's and Sprite, Clearly Santa-approved.
Riley – Occasional Helper
Status: Nice-ish
Notes: Appears when help is needed, vanishes when work is done. Still helpful. Still allowed treats.
Nya – Forced Princess 👑 / Occasional Helper
Status: Royal Nice
Notes: Helps when necessary but prefers princess duties with her Corgi. Will assist if forced. 🤣Requires sparkles.
All My Singing Silkies Followers 🐔💖
Status: ABSOLUTELY NICE
Notes: Likes, comments, cheers us on, and laughs at my twinkle-toed antics. Deserve full stockings, good luck, and fluffy chicken content forever.
In conclusion, Santa, this flock has been kind, chaotic, and full of cheer. Please deliver gifts generously—and maybe a few extra treats for me.
With festive fluff,and off to the North Pole,
🎄 Theodore Twinkle Toes 🎄
Chief Silkie, Head Elf,
Professional Cutie