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The Krista London Be Prepared to Laugh
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09/14/2026

Personally I think this is the best song I’ve ever heard 😂

And if embarrassing my teens isn’t my responsibility as a parent, then honestly… what IS my purpose?!

I’ll take: Things I thought I’d never have to email a teacher…. 😬 🤦‍♀️ 😂 I kinda wish I saw the teachers reaction when r...
09/14/2026

I’ll take: Things I thought I’d never have to email a teacher…. 😬 🤦‍♀️ 😂
I kinda wish I saw the teachers reaction when reading this email that’s for sure!

Have you seen this movie?! The ending… at first I was 😡. But then I was like HOLY HANNAH!!! Such a powerful message. Tho...
09/13/2026

Have you seen this movie?! The ending… at first I was 😡. But then I was like HOLY HANNAH!!! Such a powerful message. Thoughts?

Is there a picture that better represents a perimenopausal woman?!
09/12/2026

Is there a picture that better represents a perimenopausal woman?!

To be clear…. ✨ read mug ✨
09/11/2026

To be clear…. ✨ read mug ✨

09/10/2026

Well, at least my carpet and couch is clean!
And NOTHING broke today 🏆



I finally finished cleaning the entire house and was ready to sit down, watch TV, and enjoy THREE glorious hours of peace and quiet. Then I noticed one tiny stain on the carpet. So naturally, I started cleaning it. One tiny stain somehow turned into cleaning ALL the carpets and furniture. Because apparently, moms are incapable of leaving one stain alone.

Just another day in the life of a mom who was supposed to be relaxing.

09/10/2026

Can’t blame a girl for trying 😂



My daughter wore a T-shirt that says “I may be wrong, but I doubt it” to school because she finds math difficult 😂 Kids really do say and do the funniest things! Just another hilarious parenting moment that moms everywhere can relate to.

I have been listening to The Silent Patient on audiobook and I was getting SO close to the end.The suspense was SUSPENSI...
09/09/2026

I have been listening to The Silent Patient on audiobook and I was getting SO close to the end.

The suspense was SUSPENSING!

I had only THREE chapters left, so naturally… I laid down to listen.

And fell asleep. 😐

Apparently, I slept through the entire climax of the book and woke up JUST IN TIME to hear the narrator say the final few sentences…

WHICH COMPLETELY EXPLAINED THE ENTIRE PLOT.

So now I have a very important decision to make:

Do I rewind and listen to the final three chapters even though I already know what happens?

Or do I accept that I have somehow managed to sleep through the plot twist!?

ONLY ME!!

Respectfully, we don’t understand half the stuff that comes out of your mouth 😬 I can’t even comprehend how this one sno...
09/09/2026

Respectfully, we don’t understand half the stuff that comes out of your mouth 😬

I can’t even comprehend how this one snowballed to “ate”. Like, what does eating have anything to do with succeeding?!

Ya the word is catchy… kind of fun to say and all. But is it even a word?

Lock in?! Common now!! The latter is so much funnier!

I talk non stop. Yapping sounds like something a goat would do!

Who hurt you?! Where did laughter go!?

Listen.. womp womp is quite literally a sound a cartoon would make!

I just KNOW there’s tons more!
What would you add??

09/09/2026

This is an exact situation that occurred with my 20 year old…

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