09/04/2026
Well, everyone, THIS IS IT. The LAST official long weekend of summer.
Summer 2026 is currently on life support.
Please gather respectfully as we prepare to say goodbye.
SUMMER 2026
May – September
“She went too fast.”
CAUSE OF DEATH:
Back-to-school flyers, pumpkin spice and someone at Costco putting out Halloween decorations in July.
This weekend, we encourage everyone to honour summer appropriately:
You have approximately ONE LONG WEEKEND to cram in every summer activity you forgot to do.
🔥 BBQ EVERYTHING.
🍔 Eat like calories don't exist on statutory holidays.
🍹 Drink something out of a cup with a tiny umbrella.
🏖️ Go near water.
🔥 Sit around a campfire.
👻 Summon something.
😴 Sleep until your body physically rejects the concept of productivity.
Because after this weekend - THE ROUTINE RETURNS.
Tuesday morning is going to kick open the bedroom door like: “GOOD MORNING, YOU LAZY GOBLINS. REMEMBER RESPONSIBILITIES?!”
Because somewhere in the distance…
🍂 a leaf just fell.
🎃 a pumpkin just awakened.
👻 a ghost just whispered “spooky season”
…and Mariah Carey is beginning to defrost.
THERE IS NO ESCAPE.
So from all of us at Par’Eh’Normal, have an absolutely fantastic Labour Day Long Weekend!