Stompy The Mammoth

07/13/2026

07/11/2026

He has a trunk.

He still tried the straw.

The cup left the building. 🥤💀🦣

Ice cubes are in the living room.

Dave found one in his shoe.

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07/10/2026

Blender Catastrophe
"He made a smoothie. He forgot the lid."

He made a smoothie.

He forgot the lid.

He tasted it off his tusk. 🫐💜🦣

He said it was good.

Dave disagreed from behind the door.

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07/10/2026

Shower Gone Wrong!!!

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07/09/2026

Rescued Frozen Tiger for Years !!!
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07/07/2026

Sprinkler Ambush
"He walked into the garden. The sprinklers activated. He activated back."
The sprinkler started it.

Stompy finished it. 💦🦣

The sprinkler rotated away.

Stompy followed.

The war lasted 47 seconds.

07/06/2026

Subway Escalator Terror
"First escalator. He thinks it's eating him from the bottom up."

He thought it was eating him.

He went back for seconds. 🚇🦣

Stompy has now ridden the escalator 11 times.

Dave has missed 3 trains.

07/05/2026

Toilet Paper Unroll Championship
"He discovered toilet paper rolls. He is going for the world record."
New world record. 🧻🦣

Every roll in the house.

He is not sorry. He will never be sorry.

Dave counted 6 rolls. There were 12.

07/04/2026

Trunk Noodle Disaster
"He tried to eat spaghetti. His trunk thinks it's also spaghetti."

He skipped the fork.

He used the trunk.

The spaghetti used him back. 🍝🦣

The noodles on his tusks are staying.

He said they look good.

07/03/2026

Trunk Snow Blower
"First snowfall. Stompy offered to clear the driveway. Do not give Stompy responsibilities."

He cleared the driveway.

It is now on the neighbor's driveway.

He waved. 🌨️🦣

The neighbor did not wave back.