The Unorganized Township of Bootstuck

The Unorganized Township of Bootstuck The Unorganized Township of Bootstuck is a documentary-style audio descent into a place that shouldn't exist—but very much insists that it does.

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FishEach gots a new batch drying in the wind.
07/25/2025

FishEach gots a new batch drying in the wind.

Storms rolling in over the Bootstuck
07/21/2025

Storms rolling in over the Bootstuck

06/24/2025

RCMP Statement on Subject: "Morning Time" (Case -0425)
Classification: Lyrical Anomaly / Public Whimsy Disturbance

Following a detailed review of the audio-linguistic evidence, the RCMP has compiled the following incident summary regarding the musical expression titled “Morning Time”.

The suspect, identified only as "Me" (full name undetermined), initiates the piece with a declaration of presence, followed by the repeated assertion that it is indeed "morning time." This statement is verified through a timestamp-based method involving observation of non-noon hours (“not 12 o’clock yet”), suggesting intent to establish alibi or routine.

The subject proceeds to advise acquiring a jacket and engaging in a walk due to possession of “a dog, or a wolf, or a Steven.” The ambiguity surrounding “Steven” has raised concerns within the Department of Unclear Companionship (DUC).

A high-energy vocal outburst (“WOO”) concludes the encounter, signaling either a territorial claim or simple enthusiasm.

Conclusion:
No direct threats identified. However, further monitoring is recommended, especially regarding “Steven” and whether he qualifies as domesticated. Community bulletin to be issued reminding citizens that morning declarations should remain below 80 decibels before 9am.

05/31/2025

From the new episode out tomorrow. Available everywhere you eat podcasts.

05/22/2025

Lower-half baths, disposable thumbs, and a beverage best left unexplained—Tape 16 smells like Bootstuck.
Here's a clip from the episode.

05/18/2025

Happy Sunday.
Here's a snippet of EP 15 featuring the first known voicemail from Bootstuck.
Full episodes available on Apple Podcasts and Spotify

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