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04/24/2026

Living Dead Quietly 😳🧟 Vancouver’s Everyday Zombies

“Living Dead Quietly” follows ordinary zombies navigating rent, routines, and public transit—just trying to blend in while slightly decomposing.

They’re not chasing brains.
They’re chasing stability.

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03/26/2026

Bro said “I can’t succeed on land” and took his talents straight to the lake.

This week on Weird Laws…In Vermont, it’s illegal to whistle underwater.First of all…how??Second…who was doing this enough that it became a law??Somewhere the...

03/25/2026

It came from space.
It consumed everything.
It changed us.

Now… we’re sending it back.

DEATH OF THE SLOP
The final chapter in the Slophouse saga.

This time it’s not about survival.
It’s about ending it.

Humanity has one chance…
Launch it back into deep space where it belongs.

Will it work?
Or has The Slop already become part of us?

03/25/2026

The final chapter?? 🤔

It came from space.It consumed everything.It changed us.Now… we’re sending it back.DEATH OF THE SLOPThe final chapter in the Slophouse saga.This time it’s no...

03/21/2026

LIVE from Metro Vancouver…

A reporter bravely attempts to pronounce the stal̕əw̓asəm (Riverview) Bridge.

Confidence: high.
Respect: real.
Ex*****on: completely falling apart.

First attempt? Close.
Second attempt? New word unlocked.
Third attempt? We’ve left the English language entirely.

We fully support learning the correct pronunciation…
but today? It’s just “the bridge.”

03/17/2026

What if DOOM wasn’t in a demon maze…

…but downtown Vancouver?

Welcome to Vancouver Street Mode™.

Your mission:
Survive the city using the only weapon available… Fat Tugs.

Avoid:
• rogue e-scooters
• hipsters crossing without looking
• random sidewalk hazards
• that one guy explaining crypto

Collect power-ups.
Stay alert.
And whatever you do… don’t step in anything.

03/05/2026

From the Man in the Van Candy Shop, introducing the most confusing candy ever made…

TAINTS™.

Not sweet.
Not sour.

Just… Taints.

Two sides.
Two mysterious flavors.

All you have to do is lick a side and find out what you get.

Scientists refuse to study it.
Parents refuse to buy it.
And yet… people keep asking for more.

Taints™.
The candy that lives somewhere in between.

02/27/2026

On this episode of Weird Laws…

In Alabama, it is allegedly illegal to wear a fake mustache in church.

Real mustache? Totally fine.
Fake mustache? Criminal mastermind.

Who was this law targeting?
Undercover choir infiltrators?
Suspiciously glued-on handlebars during Sunday service?

Somewhere, an usher is doing upper-lip inspections like it’s airport security.

Weird Laws continues.

02/20/2026

“She said ‘fire.’ He said ‘Carol.’ The Slop said nothing because he’s better than that.

📺 The Fairmont | Fridays 9PM | HDCTV”*

02/18/2026

So now we’re investigating Canada for “double touching the rock.”

Very serious.
Very dramatic.
Slow-motion replay of fingertips like it’s a crime documentary.

Or…

Maybe it was just advanced Canadian sign language for ordering a double double.
Two taps. Cream. Sugar.

Honestly the only illegal move here would be not sharing the Timbits.

HDCTV — asking the hard questions so you don’t have to.