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Welcome! I'm Gareth, and read tarot on a variety of subjects not including legal, health, and pregnancy and part of the lgbtqia+ community.

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09/23/2025

📚✨ Calling All “Troublesome” Women (and the People Who Love Them)! ✨📚

Looking for your next unforgettable read?
🌟 The Book Club for Troublesome Women by Marie Bostwick is a heartwarming, soul-stirring story about second chances, true friendship, and the power of a good book to change your life.

Whether you’ve ever felt underestimated, overworked, or just plain tired of being “too much” — this book was written for you.

💬 What readers are saying:

“Funny, fierce, and full of heart.”
“The perfect read for fans of strong women and second acts.”

Join the sisterhood of “troublesome” women. You just might find your tribe. 💕

📖 Available now wherever books are sold!
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09/12/2025

📖 The Things We Cannot Say by Kelly Rimmer is the heart-wrenching, time-split story you won’t be able to put down.

💔 1942: A young woman in Nazi-occupied Poland risks everything for love and family.
💔 Now: A modern-day woman uncovers a decades-old secret that will change everything she thought she knew.

🔍 Secrets.
💌 Lost love.
🧩 A decades-old mystery begging to be solved.

💬 If you loved The Nightingale or The Book Thief, this book will wreck you in the best way.

📚 Grab tissues. Grab this book.
🎯 , you’re not ready.

09/11/2025

🕵️‍♂️🇨🇦 Something strange is stirring in the quiet corners of Canada…

In A Box of Frogs, author Josh Hellyer delivers a gripping, genre-bending mystery that’s as unpredictable as it is unforgettable.

When a small-town journalist stumbles upon a decades-old secret buried beneath the surface of a sleepy Ontario town, the unraveling begins — and so does the danger. With every clue uncovered, the truth gets murkier, the stakes get higher, and reality begins to shift in unexpected ways. 🐸🔍

🍁 Set against the haunting backdrop of the Canadian wilderness, this novel blends mystery, psychological tension, and just the right touch of madness.

If you like:
✅ Unreliable narrators
✅ Twists you don’t see coming
✅ Stories that stay with you long after the final page…

…then A Box of Frogs belongs on your shelf.

📚 Available now at major retailers & indie bookstores across Canada.

09/10/2025

📚💥 Revenge just got personal…
What happens when justice fails and vengeance takes over? 👁️⚖️

💼 Meet two powerful men.
🇬🇧 One’s a British intelligence officer.
🇭🇰 The other? A dangerous Triad boss.

When their worlds collide, it’s not just about law anymore — it’s about payback. An eye for an eye. 🔥

Think:
🎯 Fast-paced drama
💣 International espionage
🕵️‍♂️ Deadly secrets
🔥 A twist you won’t see coming

📖 Grab Eye for an Eye by Jeffrey Archer — and ask yourself:
How far would YOU go for justice?

09/09/2025

📖✨ New Release: The Emperor of Gladness by Ocean Vuong
🖋️ From the award-winning author of On Earth We’re Briefly Gorgeous

“What if joy, too, could be an inheritance? What if survival meant learning to sing with your scars?”

Ocean Vuong returns with his most intimate and radiant work yet — The Emperor of Gladness, a novel about memory, migration, and the quiet ways we find each other in the ruins.

Through a tapestry of poetic prose, Vuong charts the emotional landscapes of a Vietnamese family caught between worlds — their grief, tenderness, and the radical hope that refuses to die.

💬 Praise for Vuong’s work:

“Vuong’s words don’t just tell a story — they bloom, burn, and breathe.” — The New York Times
“Devastatingly beautiful.” — Roxane Gay

🌿 Now available wherever books are sold.
📚 Click below to read an excerpt & join the conversation.

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09/08/2025

🌎✨ “You’ll never think about a migrant’s journey the same way again.” — American Dirt by Jeanine Cummins

Lydia had a quiet life in Acapulco, running a bookstore and raising her son. But when a brutal cartel shatters their world, she and her son must flee — boarding La Bestia, riding atop freight trains, and risking everything to reach safety.

🔥 A #1 New York Times bestseller
🔥 Picked for Oprah’s Book Club
🔥 Called “an astonishing novel” by critics and readers alike

American Dirt is a gripping, emotional rollercoaster that will stay with you long after the final page. It’s not just a story — it’s a window into a world too many don’t see.

📘 Grab your copy today and join the conversation that has captivated readers everywhere.
📚 Perfect for book clubs and fans of powerful, human stories.

👉 Available now wherever books are sold.

09/05/2025

🔒 What really happens behind closed doors?
They seem like the perfect couple…
He’s wealthy, charming, successful.
She’s elegant, devoted, and never leaves his side.

But appearances can be deceiving.
Why can’t Grace answer the phone?
Why is she never seen alone?
And what’s really going on inside their perfect home?

💥 Behind Closed Doors by B.A. Paris is the psychological thriller that has everyone talking. Twisted, gripping, and impossible to put down — this is the book you’ll finish in one sitting and think about long after the last page.

📚 If you love books that keep you guessing, this one’s for you.

👉 Grab your copy today and see if you can uncover the truth… before it’s too late.

09/04/2025

🚫🎉 Not Every Party Has a Hero… 🎉🚫
Meet the Diary of a Wimpy Kid Party Pooper — the ultimate gag gift or surprise for that one friend who always shows up with a bad attitude and a snack they won’t share. 😂

Inspired by the hilarious world of Greg Heffley, this is the perfect item for fans who love a little mischief with their fun!

😎 Great for:
🎈 Wimpy Kid-themed parties
🎁 Funny gift exchanges
📚 Book club laughs
😬 Or just calling out the “Fregley” of your friend group

Includes:
💩 Hilarious mini “party pooper” surprises
😏 Wimpy Kid-style jokes & moments
🛍️ Packaging that screams “I’m not impressed.”

👉 Don’t throw a party without it – because every party needs a pooper!

09/03/2025

🌍 How Do Countries Go Broke? 💸
A Lesson from Ray Dalio You Can’t Afford to Ignore 👇

Ever wonder how entire nations—yes, the ones with powerful governments and central banks—end up broke?

📉 According to billionaire investor Ray Dalio, it all comes down to debt cycles, currency devaluation, and loss of trust.

Here’s the quick breakdown:
🔁 They borrow too much.
💵 They print more money to pay it back.
📉 Their currency loses value.
💔 Investors & citizens lose confidence.
💥 Economic collapse.

Sound familiar? It’s not just history—it’s a pattern.

🧠 Dalio’s big idea: “If you understand the patterns, you can predict what comes next.”

🔥 Want to protect yourself and your finances from the next big debt crisis?

📘 Learn from the best. Study the playbook countries follow before they break.

👇 Drop a 🔍 in the comments if you want a free summary of Dalio’s insights or DM us for exclusive content.

09/02/2025

🌀✨ Step Into the Mists of Legend… ✨🌀

Ever wondered where the Tuatha Dé Danann vanished to? Or why the Morrigan is both feared and revered?

🌿 Celtic Mythology 101 by Phoenix Bard is your gateway into a world of ancient gods, warrior queens, shapeshifters, and enchanted isles. Whether you’re a beginner or brushing up on old lore, this guide walks you through the timeless tales that shaped Celtic culture and still echo in our world today.

📖 What You’ll Discover:
🗡️ Heroes of Irish & Welsh epics
🌙 Sacred symbols and seasonal festivals
🧝‍♂️ The truth behind the Fae
⚔️ Myth, magic, and the Otherworld

🧚‍♀️ Written with insight, passion, and the storytelling spark only Phoenix Bard can bring.

🕯️ Let the myths find you.
Grab your copy now and begin your journey into the Celtic heart of mystery.

08/29/2025

🌿✨ Looking for a quiet escape from the chaos?
Sometimes, the most powerful stories are the softest ones.

📖 A Cup of Zen by Kai Tsukimi is a beautifully written, reflective journey through healing, solitude, and the simple act of slowing down. Set against the gentle backdrop of a tea shop, this novel is perfect for anyone craving emotional clarity and peace of mind.

🌸 Whether you’re in need of a soul-soothing read or simply want to curl up with something calming and heartfelt, this book will feel like a warm cup in your hands.

🫖 Perfect for fans of cozy atmospheres, introspective characters, and stories that linger in your heart long after the last page.

💬 “This book didn’t just tell a story. It gave me space to breathe.”

📚 Now available — come take a sip of something softer.

08/28/2025

📚💭 Think you know right from wrong? Think again.

Friedrich Nietzsche’s Beyond Good and Evil isn’t just a philosophy book — it’s a full-on challenge to everything you think you know about morality, truth, and power.

🔍 In a world where we’re told what’s “good” and what’s “evil,” Nietzsche asks:
Who gets to decide?
What if morality is just a tool for control? What if truth itself is a matter of perspective?

💬 With razor-sharp aphorisms and unapologetic boldness, Nietzsche tears down conventional thinking and dares you to think for yourself.

📖 Whether you’re into philosophy, psychology, politics, or just love a good intellectual provocation — this book will stay with you long after you close it.

👁️‍🗨️ Read it if you dare.
Your worldview might not survive — but your mind will thank you.

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