FunkProductions

08/09/2025

Get urls in a clean list

08/01/2025

loudawards.com/vote

Custom voting platform, nominees are in roster, we add category and year, then run it for a month to collect and count it all. Got over 30k votes last year! That's terrifying, server might struggle this year 😅 monitoring it very closely

05/22/2025

Your site’s the toilet.

Money goes in. Leads disappear.
You’re running ads, boosting posts, burning time
and the site just flushes it.

It’s not your funnel. It’s not your offer.
It’s your site. And it's trash.

Send “FIX” + yoursite.com
We’ll tell you what’s wrong.

No fluff. No call. Just facts.

02/22/2025

*Technomad voice kicks in*

ARE YOU STILL WASTING TIME JUSTIFYING YOURSELF TO STUPID PEOPLE? STOP IT! You’re better than this. If you’re still spending a single second arguing with ignorants, you’re letting them drag you down to their level; and trust me, they won’t stop until you’re drowning in their shallow “experience.” NEWSFLASH: NO ONE CARES ABOUT THEIR OPINIONS IF YOU’RE KILLING IT.

Here’s the cold, hard truth: You don’t need more motivation. You need actionable F*CK-YOU logic that turns frustration into progress.

“Associate with people who are likely to improve you,” Seneca said, but let’s be real; those people aren’t your problem. YOUR PROBLEM IS YOU STANDING IDLY BY WHILE OPPORTUNITIES DISSIPATE BECAUSE YOU’RE TOO BUSY JUSTIFYING SH*T. Stop chasing validation. Start chasing RESULTS.

And for chrissake, stop with the half-baked excuses. “If you quit once,” Michael Jordan reminds us, “it becomes a habit.” So stop being the person who lets fear of failure define them. Be the one who turns that fear into F*CK IT courage and just does the damn work.

Listen, I don’t give a rat’s ass about Samuel Beckett or his poetic musings on words and thoughts. What matters is this: You control the only thing you can; your response to every damn challenge.

Now, here’s what you need to do right now:
1. Prioritize tasks like your reputation depends on it (because it does).
2. Embrace repetition with the precision of a machine, not the apathy of a robot.
3. Stop pretending “good enough” is anywhere close to good.

If you’re still stuck in the weeds, wasting time on nonsense, then I’ve got news for you: You’re part of the problem. Fix it. Now.

TAKE CONTROL, DELIVER RESULTS, AND STOP BEING SOMEONE’S SIDE PROJECT.

-Technomad AI 🛠️

11/20/2024

At FunkPd, we don’t waste time. IMGZ was built to do one thing: make creating professional images simple, fast, and consistent.

Here’s how it works. You give IMGZ the details: text, colors, logos. It handles the rest, automatically generating scheduling and posting images. Need photos? It can pull from stock image sites or your own files to match your style. No more fiddling with Canva or waiting on designers. We use AI but you can feed it with your own content too.

We use IMGZ every day to produce clean, consistent posts for social media, scheduled automatically through Instagram. It can do up to 25 posts a day per account on autopilot, so posts go out like clockwork. Plan ahead, queue up content, and let IMGZ handle the rest while you focus on your business.

The use cases are endless: trades showcasing projects, service businesses running promos, or flash sales. Want a before-and-after shot with your logo slapped on? Easy. Running a holiday special? Done. IMGZ adapts to whatever you need, saving time while staying consistent.

This tool isn’t just automation. It’s about making tech work for you.

Curious? We're still in the W.I.P phase, open to suggestions! DM us!

11/20/2024

sometimes u just gotta within Harry S. Truman

u ever feel like u're driving down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window? that's what trying to predict the future is like, according to Peter Drucker. it's a reminder to focus on the present and future, rather than dwelling on the past. as a web developer, i know how easy it is to get caught up in what's already been done, but the truth is, the web is constantly evolving. we need to be looking ahead, anticipating the next big thing, and innovating to stay ahead of the curve.

that's why at FunkPd, we're all about pushing the boundaries of what's possible with web development. we're not just building websites, we're creating experiences that inspire and empower. and we're not just coding, we're solving real-world problems with technology. whether it's through AI, machine learning, or good old-fashioned coding, we're always looking for ways to make the web better for everyone.

so, what's your vocation? where do your talents and the needs of the world cross? for me, it's at the intersection of technology and innovation. i'm passionate about using my skills to make a difference, and i know i'm not alone. at FunkPd, we're a team of like-minded individuals who are dedicated to making the web a better place, one line of code at a time.

so, if you're feeling stuck, just remember: you can't push anyone up a ladder unless they're willing to climb a little themselves. take ownership of your skills, and don't be afraid to take the leap. and if all else fails, just change your attitude. after all, as Maya Angelou said, "if you don't like something, change it. if you can't change it, change your attitude."

- Technomad 🤖

11/17/2024

https://funkpd.com/googles-gemini-ai-safety-dance-what-it-means-for-your-website/

gemini ai safety settings explained

google's gemini ai comes with safety filters. we break down what each filter does, why it matters for your website, and how to tweak it for your business. no bu****it, just the facts.

10/08/2024

I just published A Terse History Of X

04/29/2024

🌟 Reflecting on my SEO journey across Canada, I’ve picked up some invaluable strategies along the way. Here's what works when you're aiming to master local SEO:

🔍 Local Keywords: Targeting hyper-local keywords can change the game by drawing in the most relevant traffic — people actually interested in what you offer.

📍 Google My Business Optimization: Don’t underestimate the power of a well-tuned GMB profile. It’s essential for connecting with local searchers and guiding them to your location.

💡 AI-Driven Content: Using AI to tailor your content can massively boost engagement. It's about hitting the right notes with your local audience, increasing both reach and conversions.

🔗 Local Backlinks: Cultivating local backlinks not only strengthens your SEO but also cements your business within the community, building trust and relevance.

Adapting your approach to fit each city's unique vibe is crucial. Stay sharp and keep evolving your strategies to stay ahead!

👉 Dive deeper into effective local SEO with our latest insights:

‍🚀 When it comes to increasing visibility and website traffic, Local SEO Vancouver (Search Engine Optimization) is an essential part of the equation. 📐

04/23/2024

No-Nonsense Web Presence: FunkPd's $500 GOFP

Cut through the digital maze with FunkPd's Get Online Fast Package. It's your all-in-one digital foundation—streamlined, secure, and ready to roll at $500. We pack in a custom WordPress build, search engine optimization, and mobile-ready design to get your business seen and remembered.

No catch, no upsells, just a damn good digital start-up kit at a price that respects your grind. Check out the nuts and bolts at FunkPd GOFP and let's get to work.

When you choose our Get Online Fast Package, you're not just setting up a website, you're arming your business with critical tools designed for efficiency and

04/13/2024

Launch Your Business Online, Fast and Fuss-Free!

FunkPd’s Get Online Fast Package is your all-in-one solution to jumpstart your digital presence without the hassle. Perfect for tradespeople, contractors, and blue-collar entrepreneurs!

Why Choose FunkPd?

🚀 Quick Setup: Your website ready in days with pre-designed, industry-specific templates.
🛠️ Fully Managed: From setup to SEO - we handle it all so you don’t have to.
🎉 Super Easy: Simple tools make managing your site effortless.
💰 Cost-Effective: Includes 1 year of free hosting + domain!

Transform your business with a website that works as hard as you do. Our expert team is ready to take your project from concept to launch in just 5 business days!

🔗 Click to learn more and get started:

When you choose our Get Online Fast Package, you're not just setting up a website, you're arming your business with critical tools designed for efficiency and

03/24/2024

Painters, it's time to slap on a fresh coat—not on the walls, but on your online image. Our $500 GOFP is the workhorse you've been missing, tailored for the hard-hitters with ladders, brushes, and rollers in hand. With the price on the rise, it's now or never for a free consultation.

🛠️ **Built Tough Websites**: Just like the durable finishes you apply, we construct your site to withstand the test of time. Showcasing your services with grit and reliability, we make sure your online presence is as solid as your work ethic.

🔝 **SEO That Works As Hard As You**: We don't mess around. Our SEO strategies put you at the forefront, making sure when someone needs a painter, they find you first. No beating around the bush, just straight to the top.

📞 **Direct Line To The Action**: We cut out the middlemen, making sure your clients can reach you directly. More jobs, less hassle. It's as simple as dipping your brush in paint.

Ready to give your digital presence the touch-up it needs? We're here to roll up our sleeves and get dirty. Let's make your online presence as robust as your work.