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29/07/2024

ELLA & THE SNAKE

💕💕Episode 1💕💕

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01/01/2024

31/12/2023

Tears of joy is what we pray for not tears of sorrows

28/12/2023

Today is my birthday.

Celebrate me

01/12/2023

It all started after the 200 level student suffered an asthma attack. Full details below.

Photo Credit: GNA

19/11/2023

These can help you stay longer

Please take things easy-oo as fuel is now almost #700 per a litter and put your total trust in God (not man).

The Rate at which People Just die all of a Sudden is becoming alarming.
Most Nigerians know
That we are in a Period of Frustrations,
Depressions,Confusion,Terror,Stress,And the like.

All these increases The Risk of High Blood Pressure, Which also leads to Heart Failure or Attack Of course, we expect sudden death,Which is now Rampant Please, move away from being provoked easily By your Children,Friends,Colleagues,Superiors,
Subordinates, Partners,Husbands and Wives.

Avoid reacting to things aggressively, Isolate yourself from Disturbances, Avoid too much thinking, When there is no Money Or food at home, Just stay cool and calm.

If you don't attend that wedding this time because of Aso-ebi, in nine months, you will attend the child naming ceremony. Don't borrow to buy that aso-ebi Avoid the exchange of words with PeopleAt Home, Markets, Offices, etc.

Always check your BP, Take your Drugs, Follow Instructions, And Exercises.
Go to see your Doctor immediately if you feel changes in your body, Especially your Chest.

Stay in Peace ,And never fight anyone
Don't be anxious about anything, instead pray without ceasing ,Your Health is far better than any worldly thing.

Beware of Transferred Aggression.
Stay alive for yourself, Stay alive for your family, Stay alive for your glorious tomorrow
We only have one life to live, Stay alive for me, you may help me tomorrow.

Don't die before your time
This phase will come to an end.
It shall be well..

This message is important My Lovely Fam.

Ada Amaka Echeta

19/11/2023

Man gifts mother in-law a car after babysitting (Omugwo)

He wrote👇

"GOOD MOTHER IN-LAWS DESERVES EVERYTHING

My mother inlaw finished her Omugwo today. She has been with us in Abuja for 3 months since Neil Bobo was born.

I gift her a new car to go home with.
I also fly her in plane for the first time at least 4 times within this 3 months.
She stayed in my house in Abuja and enrolled on how to export food items abroad and she had registered a business name in that regard.

This woman is a blessing to me.
After my mum and my wife, she is another biggest gift God gave me. I am extremely lucky to have her as my mother inlaw.

When my wife put to bed our first child Neto Boy, I was stuck in the hospital because i was completely broke. The POS i wanted to withdraw my last 40k debited without crediting me. I rushed to bank and they told me it will take 14 days to reverse.

This woman, on hearing that my wife was on labour from Owerri local market where she sells Ogiri(melon), took off with speed and used her little business to come pay for hospital bill and we were discharged.

During covid lock down 2020, I was still broke and still suffering from my crashed business. I didn't have money to take care of my pregnant wife and myself. She asked us to come back to village (Mbaise) while she took care of us with the litter money she was making from her petty business.

I stayed with her throughout the covid, and instead of me taking care of her, she took care of me and my wife. She never judged me or insulted me because I didn't have money.

When I came to marry her daughter from Mbaise, I was giving a list running in million. This woman got angry with her village people and cancelled many things in the list and challenged them for giving me such an outrageous list.

She even said I shouldn't bother buying her or giving her anything because I didn't have money.
I ended up spending less than 500k in my traditional marriage and that includes everything.

18/11/2023

Abia Poly Student drowns while Swimming in a River in Umuahia

A 3rd year student of Abia state polytechnic Aba from Uzuakoli In Bende LGA whose name is yet to be ascertained drowned in the popular Umuchime river(iyi Umuchime) of Ossah IBEKU in Umuahia North Local Government of Abia State .

According to Comrade Ugorji Kalu,He went with his friend to swim,and nobody noticed that he was drowning until it was too late when he was already Dead.

It was gathered that the late Undergraduate is the Only Son of his Parents

18/11/2023

"Before a man sends N100K to his mother, he'd have sent N5M to side chic" - Famous socialite, Yhemolee makes a shocking allegation against all men and how generous they are towards their side chic than their mother.

17/11/2023

BEWARE. IT IS SNAKE SEASON!

DUE THE RAINS & HIGH TEMPERATURES SNAKES, ESPECIALLY COBRAS, SEEK REFUGE IN COOLER PLACES LIKE INSIDE HOMES.

SAFETY TIPS

1. Avoid leaving windows open for too long. Cobras and Mambas can reach heights that are very high.

2. Avoid leaving your front doors open for fresh air in the evenings. These reptiles are absolutely STEALTHY (too quiet). You won't hear or see them go inside your house.

3 Before sitting under the tree that has that cooling shade, check the branches that there are no snakes lurking in the branches.

4. Check your bed and surrounding before you go to bed, cobras are notorious for hiding under the sheets.

5. Avoid the age old trend of liking to chill outside of the house, with mattresses and wrappers in the evening. Most reptiles are nocturnal (hunt at night and more effective)

6. Not only snakes might bite you, but also the age old human enemy; the centipede (Mosithaphala), which is fast and very venomous.

7. Clear bushes round your house. They attract rat

Everyone

15/11/2023

SHOULD CHILDREN BE THEIR PARENTS' RETIREMENT PLAN?

I am so sick to my stomach!

*A 73-year old woman's statistics:*

She was a UNTH nurse and retired since 2007.

1. Widowed in 1999.
2. Gave birth to 6 children with 5 surviving *_(4 boys and a girl)_*
3. Her husband was a retired Principal
4. Her only daughter lives in Lagos *_( in a bad marriage since her husband doesn't allow her to bring her mum over)_*
5. Her three sons live abroad. The only son in Nigeria lives in Enugu and his wife pays her a visit on Sundays but stopped for reasons not revealed.
6. Her only sister, who is older than her but still strong in health, visited and found her in a bad state and decided to take her with her to her Umuahia home.

She had signs of dementia. She also suffers from diabetes and weak bladder. So, the urine smell complained by people is well understood.

Her only elder sister took care of her since her arrival till her sister's son had accident in Abuja and was left for neighbours to attend to her.
The sister's neighbour left her and travelled.

*_Mama was found dead close to an open fridge. Her co**se has been deposited in a morgue this morning._*

Her first son is a medical doctor in America, married to a Brazilian and only called once in a while after her mum was moved to Umuahia by her sister and kids.
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ANALYSIS::

Mama is not childless.

She raised all her kids and they're all professionals.

Money was not an issue. Her husband, though a principal, built a bungalow where Mama and her kids lived till her death.

Mama's sister said her only daughter has only called twice since she came to Enugu and picked her younger sister with her.

Mama's senior sister wants to bury her Junior sister on her own and mourn her quietly !!

*_Her kids are now back crying and saying they will give their mother a befitting burial._*

I wanted to call them out & curse them.

I am in pains.
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My heart is heavy.

*_A woman that raised five children shoul