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Pastor comedy Manchester united fans lsaiah 60:22 when the time is right I the Lord will make it happened
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A fan of football

31/07/2025

I think say poverty na joke, until I see one man wey de price NEPA bill...he was like, Sir abeg how much be Low current 😂😂😂😂

31/07/2025

Bammmm Buummmm 💥💥💥💥 We are left with some minutes so enter and pray for God to intervene 🙏💯💥👍👍

30/07/2025

Watching football with my wife be like:🤣

Wife:"Which teams are playing?"
Me: "Man City vs Liverpool"
Wife: "I love Liverpool"
Me: "That's a good team"
Wife👩🏾‍🦰"Is Ronaldo playing?"
Me👨🏽‍🦱"He doesn't play for any of these teams"
Wife👩🏾‍🦰"Okay sweet.........is that Chris Brown?"
Me👨🏽‍🦱😒"No....it's Salah😕"
Wife👩🏾‍🦰"Okay ...but they look the same.....what's that yellow card for?"
Me👨🏽‍🦱"It's a warning to the player"

*After a few minutes De Bruyne scores*

Wife👩🏾‍🦰💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼"Is that Salah who has scored?"
Me👨🏽‍🦱[calmly]No, it's De Bruyne for Man City"
Wife👩🏾‍🦰"How, it's Liverpool that should have scored"😡😡😡
Me👨🏽‍🦱🤐🤐🤐
Wife👩🏾‍🦰"What is that red card for?"
Me👨🏽‍🦱"It means the player has to leave the pitch for misbehaving”😥😓
Wife👩🏾‍🦰"Then is he going to be a coach"
Me👨🏽‍🦱😳😠😖😩😫"aaaaaah noooo"
Wife👩🏾‍🦰"It's the same with traffic lights, yellow-warning red-danger"
Me👨🏽‍🦱"Exactly darling"
Wife👩🏾‍🦰"What about the green card?"
Me👨🏽‍🦱"Nothing like that in a field of play"
Wife👩🏾‍🦰"I want Liverpool to win the world cup"
Me👨🏽‍🦱🤐🤐🤐🤐
Wife👩🏾‍🦰"Who's that man standing who looks like Mr Bean?"
Me👨🏽‍🦱🥺😰😓"It's the Man City coach Pep Guardiola"
Wife👩🏾‍🦰"Why is he not playing?"
Me👨🏽‍🦱: 😭😭😭

30/07/2025

I can see you passing the GCE with flying colors

30/07/2025

Wife: why did you go out when i started singing??
Husband:i just want my neighbor's to know that am not beating my wife🤣😂

30/07/2025

If I open my mouth😤for you to put something🙄what will you put inside😥make I see nice and wicked people 😂😂😂😂😂

30/07/2025

What is ur nickname u got from ur mom ❤️
Mine is.. ANGEL 😇
Let me know ur's nickname 🥰🥰🥰🥰

30/07/2025

.Congratulations to all GCE candidates 🥳🥳🥳 just relax 😌 you made it. You shall see your name tomorrow on pdf.Pastor comedy

30/07/2025

*If them like make one rubber of rice be 100k Na 14 children I go still born 7 girls 7 boys* 😏😂💔

30/07/2025

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30/07/2025

Let's pretend like we all are living in the same house💁🏾‍♂️
Let the quarrel begin😁

30/07/2025

The subject you Never failed in school Even if you didn't study ✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️

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