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😂 TYPES OF SÇAMS IN AFRIÇA 😹🤭1. “Send me your CV” - Sçam. 😯2. “We’ll get back to you” - Sçam.😅 3. “I love you more than ...
08/12/2024

😂 TYPES OF SÇAMS IN AFRIÇA 😹🤭

1. “Send me your CV” - Sçam. 😯

2. “We’ll get back to you” - Sçam.😅

3. “I love you more than I love my wïfe” - Sçam 🙄😂

4. “Poliçe is your friend” - Sçam. 😒

5. “The youths are the future leaders” - Sçam. 🙄

6. “Airtel Data bundles” - Sçam. 😒

7. “Your vote counts” - Sçam. 😂

8. “Send me möney to visit you” - Sçam. 😒😂

9. “I have a boyfrïend but it’s cōmpliçated” - Double Sçam. 😂😂

10. “This is not a Sçam” - Sçam. 🙄😂

11. “Our school is the best” - Sçam. 😒😂

12. “Come over I want to show you
something” - Sçam. 😒😂😂

13. “Oh, he’s just a childhood friend” - Sçam oo. 🙄😂😂

14. “He’s like a brother to me” - Outstanding Sçam. 😂😂

15. “I’m with the boys” - Sçam 😒😂

15. “I promise I won’t tell anyone” - Sçam. 😕

16. “I saw you in my dreāms giving you a ring” - Pure Sçam. 😳😂

18. Babe: Let’s do a video call... 😇
Guy: Sørry my network is bäd, my battêry is lôw, my room is dårk - Chief Sçam 🙆‍♀️😂😂

19. “This year I see you buying a car” - Sp!ritüal Sçam 😒😂

20. “Baby, you are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen” - 5G Sçam. 😂😂

21. “Why didn’t I meet you before marrying my wife?” -Scämmest Sçam of them all. 😂😂

Bonus Sçam!!!

22. “I have never loved someone like this before” - Greatest Sçam. 😳😂😂

🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️😂😂😂😂😂

Drop the one you know

Keep skipping my post without liking or commenting, That's how they will skip you with food 🍲at the next wedding you will attend 🙄😜.

😂 AWAY YOUR BOREDOMS 😂😂1. At my age my dad still change channel when they are kissing, I just laugh this man don't know ...
08/12/2024

😂 AWAY YOUR BOREDOMS 😂😂

1. At my age my dad still change channel when they are kissing, I just laugh this man don't know me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

2. If men keep their body and lady keep their body who will beg first,🙏🙏

I trust my gender, baby off the light🏃🏃🏃😂😂😂😂😂

3. You are raising your hand to beat your girlfriend, Emeka the hand you never raise to answer questions in school......🤔🤔🤔

shame on you 😭😭😭😭😭

4. Velantine is for girls with pointed breast, Favour if you know say your breast don flat abeg wait for mother's day😂😂😂😂😂😂

5. I learned that boys that jump from one girl to another we call them....

bouncing baby boy🤣🤣🤣🤣🤔🤔🤔

6. Not all men are scam, Favour nah you dey date mumu Emeka😂😂😂😂

7. A girl called Favour in my compound just got pregnant, am leaving that house tomorrow because.....🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

she Sabi lie🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

8. Abeg which punishment I fit give 5years old baby, she s**t for my body abi make i use cord wipe her for neck😁😄😃😀

9. Guys I want to confess I can't hide it anymore, nah me dey drive that jet for Xender👏👏👏👏

10. As you don promise your babe the whole world, shallipopi dey carry us go Pluto....

Pluto Pluto ahead ahead😄😀🤣🤣

11. Which one be life is all about taking risk, mama Favour, I beg you in the name of God double the nylon for my garri🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

12. Ladies imagine taking your fiance to your parents house, and he start laughing at your mother's wig 😁😁😁😁😁

shey marriage go still continue👐👐👐👐😂😂😂

13. Widow wey get big yansh, elders no dey waist time bury her husband 🏃🏃🏃🏃😜😜😜😜

14. You don't have a boyfriend and you are looking for husband ,

Favour you keep terms and conditions 😂😂😂😂😂

15. When a teacher ask a question who was the mother of Solomon in the bible🤣🤣🤣
Americans:Mrs Bathsheba
Nigerians:mama solo😭😭😭😭
16. When she starts to grab the bedsheets congrats bro, your gbola have reach her kidney🤣🤣
24th December is my birthd

THIS STORY WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH😂A woman👩‍🦱 prepared some vegetable soup🥗 for herself and her husband🧔. When they were abo...
08/12/2024

THIS STORY WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH😂

A woman👩‍🦱 prepared some vegetable soup🥗 for herself and her husband🧔. When they were about to eat, the following conversation began.

HUSBAND🧔: Where did you get the vegetables from🙍🙍🙍🙍🙍?
WIFE👩‍🦱: I got it from Mr. Sānd's garden.
HUSBAND🧔: What?! From that w!zàrd?! How I'm I to know that the w!zàrd didn't pø!son the vegetables🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️?
WIFE👩‍🦱: I have an idea🤔🤔🤔

She gave some to her døg. After some time, the døg went to play.😄😄😄😄

WIFE👩‍🦱: See? The food isn't pó!sónéd😲.
HUSBAND🧔: OK. Let's eat then.

After eating, their ma!d came crying😭😭

WIFE👩‍🦱: What happened?
MAID: B!ngo is déad🙅🙅🙅🙅

HUSBAND🧔: What? The food is pó!sønéd😉!

HUSBAND🧔: (Feeling søber and gu!lt filled upon realising he's going to d!e in a couple of minutes) I need to make a confess!on!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

WIFE👩‍🦱: What?

HUSBAND🧔: When you aren't at home, I and your ma!d use to háve s£x in my room😥

WIFE👩‍🦱: (Feeling but immediately realising this is fütile) I forgive you😨

WIFE👩‍🦱: I too have a confess!on to make. Promise to forgive as I have forgiven you also.

HUSBAND🧔: OK

WIFE👩‍🦱: The ch!ldren aren't yours. They are the Gateman's.

Immediately after, the Gateman came in,

GATEMAN🧔🏿: Oga. The man who h!t the døg with his car🚗 is outside. He says he wants to apologise for k!ll!ng the døg😂😂😂😂😂🤷🤦

Husband: bia GateMan kneel down here, and start talking before I kill you like nama

GateMan👇👇👇

Laugh out loud 😂😀😀😀😀😀1. Girls will wear pant and bra in publicswimming pool but they will quickly cover theirbody with w...
08/12/2024

Laugh out loud 😂😀😀😀😀😀
1. Girls will wear pant and bra in public
swimming pool but they will quickly cover their
body with wrapper when you want to enter
their room
Nonsense😀😀😀😂
2. I helped one lady to carry a 20litre jerrican
full of water up to 4th Floor, She was like
"thanks alot, just put it down there at the door,
my boyfriend is inside he will come and carry it
inside"
I carried it back downstairs...
i don't tolerate Nonsense!!😂😂😂😂
3. Because they call you phone engineer you
are now wearing helmet to repair phone
What's your aim oga??😀😂😂😂😂
4. While your mother is praying that you should
have a long life, you're in your boyfriend's
house shouting ''Ooohh yes!!! baby kill me''
My sister you are wasting your mother's
prayers.😂😂😂😂
5. A n***a will spend hours in the gym just to
build up muscle like a wrestler. Then one
skinny girl will push him on the bed with just
one finger and he will fall and be smiling like a
fool😂😂😂😁😁😀
6. If a girl is staring at you there are only 2
possibilities...
She is interested
In you!
Or
She is farting slowly....😁😁😂😂😂😂
7. One Kiss On Her Neck & She's breathing Like
a hair dryer
Women are dramatic😀😀😀😂😂
8. **Turn to ur neighbour and say*
*NEIGHBOUR* .....
*Shout it loud* *NEIGHBOUR.....*
*Shout it louder* *NEIGHBOUR.....*
*next month I must buy*
*knockout**😂😂😂😁😁😁
9. Who else noticed this? Yoruba people shout
on phone, Igbo people lie on phone, while
Hausa people always call the wrong numbER.😀😀😂😂😁😁
10.after readin dis jokes, ur pocket sha neva dry
nd also u sha see the end of 2024 wit ur family nd loved
ones in the name of Jesus

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08/12/2024

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07/11/2024

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"You will never see an actress in her 40s dress like , I don't understand how indecency is part of music . Sadly enough...
01/11/2024

"You will never see an actress in her 40s dress like , I don't understand how indecency is part of music . Sadly enough our young girls look up to these people as their idols "

_Nkem Owo aka Ukwa

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