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03/04/2024

🌝🤗😜 ....LAUGH OUT LOUD.... 😁💓😂

1) If You Ever Prayed for A Cråzy Wife, and you haven't found any,....

Wòrry no more!😔😔😔, Favour has Been Reserved for you! 😒😒😒

The Girl that Ådded Fertilizer To the Beans She's Cooking, So that The Beans Can be Plenty 💥💥😳😳😳😂😂😂😂😂 §Ø

2) DOCTOR:. So Nuel, Apart from the Typhòid you came to Còmplain, Did You have any other Questions you want to ask?

ME: Abegg, Na Who Dey Knåck that Fair Nurse Ovër there? 💥😳😒😒😂😂😂💔

3) Dáting A Girl Like Favour is so so Cùte and the Nicëst Thing You can Ever Drëam For!!! 😲😲🥺🥺🥰🥰🙏

Not Until You wánt To Sléep At Níght and She Texts You "Rést In Peáce"!; 😳😳

My Bróther, If You Still sléep That Níght, You gét Coúrage💥😧😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

4) Our Agric Teacher Asked All of Us to Bring One Cup of Garri and Sugar!

She said She wants to use it for Practicals, But Me I Understand ����😒😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

5)Our MATHS TEACHER was Addressing Us, that
Right From time, he's always Standing No matter any Obstäcle that Comes his Way 🥰🥰🥰

Favour immediately jumped up and said

"I said it!!!, No wonder your D!ck was just Stānding Throughòut the Four Ròunds yesterday 💥😳😳😭😭😂😂😂😂💔

6) Favour and I were Walking one Cool Evening, playing Ròmànce on the Road 😋😋🙈🙈🙈

One Car noticed how Close we Are, and told me to Slāp Favour and collect instäntly!!

Jess'suss!!!! 😳😳😳😒😭😭

I felt so Irritåted!!....How Will I Ever Raise my Hand on my Girlfrind because of Ordinary 😳😡😒😒😒😔😔😔

Anyways, Me and Favour have used the to buy Suyä and Malt, Tomorrow we'll go to The Man's House for another Chàllenge 💥💥😂😂😂😂😂😂

7) ME: FAVOUR, Please Come outside, Your Dad is stánding at The Gàte😭🙏😔😔

FAVOUR: Relax naaaa, It is Me!, I just rëmoved My Wíg 😳😳😂😂😂😂😂

8) You Saw me Trekking In the Tërrible Hòt Sun,
And You Decided to Kidnåp Me, into your Mercedes Benz Where there's AC, And you Expëct me to Shöut For Help?!!! 😒😒😒😒

Abeg Shift, Make I slëep jare!! 😒😒

9) Just Now, I decided to use 5 Mins and Think abòut my Future 😔😔😔😔😔

I look at my Past and saw there're Roùghages in my Past 😧😔😔😔😔

I Look Ahead To my Future and just asking myself What Will I becòme In the Future 😢😔😔

As I was ALMOST Deep in teàrs Thinking how my Life will Become 😢😔😔😔😔
Booomm!!!!!! , Favour Påssed Me, With Cigārette In Middle of her Buttøcks! 💥💥😳😧😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💔

Cutie 😔😔, As Long As You Rēact on the Pòst, may you never Enter any Deprëssion that Will Make You think of Tāking your lifë Awiy 😔😔😔😔����

My Dearie😔😧, Please Don't Fōrget to Tāp on the FOLLŌW Buttōn Abōve, So that Any drop another One, you Notified IMMEDIATELY On your Facebōok Nôtificātions!! 😢😔😔😔😔

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03/04/2024

A very sad story please read................................................

A 15year old girl went to her mum çrying with bløød stain on her hand... "what is it my dear?" asked her mum. Girl: I was sleeping and he sneaked into my room. The mum scrēamed anxiously "He sneaked into your room?" Girl (still crying): Yes mum, He gently tøuched one bit of my nāked body after the other. Mum shøuted "Am finīshed!" Girl: He continued toūching until he got to the most desirable place. Mum: No no no.. don't tell me he did it. Girl: Yes mum, as he got dear, he started sücking. Mum started wēēping and çrying Girl: I suddenly woke up and gave him a hot slāp and he dīed. Mum fāinted. Girl: mum wake up it just a mosquito...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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03/04/2024

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1. My Easter chicken rān away this evening, pls if u see any white chicken with 2 legs, pls cāll me, it’s mine. 😂

2. Living alone is so sweet, you can cook, serve urself, eat and decide to wash the plates next week, nobody will query u😂

3. Hūnger nearly k!lled me last night, I refūsed to eat so that she will bēg me, instead she finished the food, wash d plate and sleep.😭😭

4. My teacher taught me most of the l!es I tell today. Imagine asking me to write a letter to my uncle who is in abroad, when she knows my uncle is in the village 😂

5. If our wives knw how many girls we ign0re in a day just because of them, they'll be paying us salāry. 😂

6. Having younger ones is so str£ssful. See me now eating chicken in the t0ilet Because of their begi begi 😭

7. Some girls are w!ck-d, I collected a girl number today, just to reach house and realize it was today's date. 080 17 01 2024. Can u imāgine. 😂

8. Imagine sitting next to your dad in church, and the pastor said, turn to your neighbour and say "I no de f£ār you" 😂

9. I never knew I was such a handsome boy until 3 ladies were drāgging me at the market saying, fine boy come buy fufu nah 😂

10. Some girls are funny, after reading my post, they will laugh for 10 minutes and still no react, or comment. Chaaii

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