14/03/2025
THE NEW MAP😂
Welcome to VISAYAS: The Atlantis lost kingdom of the Middle Earth! Let me tell you a brief context about our kingdom and believe me ‘It’s more fun in Atlantis”! 😂😂😂
To be honest, VISAYAS was the one where the SIGBIN ran the streets, the TIK-TIK delivers midnight chismis, our MANANANGGAL still flies economy class when travelling between islands, the partygoers TIKBALANGS partying non-stop in Cebu! Our beloved mermaids joined karaoke every nights that sing better than your EX, and they even refused to go down without a fight! Do you think our ASWANG respect your curfew? I don’t think so!🤔😂
The thing is, VISAYAS stayed afloat probably because the engkanto didn’t want to leave their beachfront properties! The true Atlantis Kingdom where even the mangkukulam takes a break to eat batchoy! Our Kingdom survived because our kapres knew how to hold their breath! We are DYNAMIC😂💪
P.S. Hello to the White Walkers of the North and Wakanda. Guys, we are not LOST, we just having a SIESTA time😂😂😂
Signing off,
VISAYAS — THE ATLANTIS FOUND KINDOM🇵🇭
