Marius ASMR

10/07/2025

People clap for planes landing, but not when I parallel park in one try?
That’s the real skill. 💪

09/07/2025

Adulthood is just a loop of:
Laundry → work → bills → think about pizza → cry → repeat. 😂

09/07/2025

I lit a candle for our date night.
Not for ambiance. Power got cut off..

09/07/2025

09/07/2025

Sometimes my brain goes:
“You’re doing great!”
And other times it goes:
“What if you barked at someone right now?”

08/07/2025

There’s always one person in public who’s dressed like it’s Burning Man… in February… at a pharmacy.

08/07/2025

08/07/2025

My wife drives like the laws of physics are just suggestions.

08/07/2025

I have one friend who disappears for months and then shows up like “hey wanna adopt a goat?”

08/07/2025

Chalk dyeing compilation

07/07/2025

Some people work hard.
Others work hard at looking busy. 😝

07/07/2025

There are people out there who cut spaghetti with scissors.. and they walk among us freely.