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11/05/2026

YOO SIRRITTI YAALAMUU BARBAADDE!
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Mana yaalaa deemtee wal'aansa sirrii ta'e argachuuf wantoota armaan gadii kanneen gonkumayyuu dhooksuu hin qabdu :-

1. Umrii Sirrii ta'e
2. Dubartii yoo taate Ulfa qabaachuu fi Hoosisaa jiraachuu ishee
3. Qorichoota dura fudhanne kan Aadaas haa ta'u kan ammayyaa.
4. Dhukkuba dura qabdu.
5. Dhukkuba maatii kee keessa jiru
6. Haala dhukkuba keetii hundumaa fi
6. Odeeffannoo Ogeessi wal'aansaaf na gargaara jedhee si gaafatu kamiyyuu osoo hin sobin ogeessatti himuu qabda.

11/05/2026

Some first-year medical students were attending their first Anatomy class. They gathered around a table where a real dead body had been placed for study.

The professor began the class by telling them that every good doctor must have two important qualities.

“The first,” he said, “is that a doctor must never be disgusted by anything in the human body.”

To demonstrate, he inserted his finger into the dead body’s a**s, then put the same finger in his mouth and tasted it.

He then asked the students to repeat what he had done.

The students were shocked and hesitated for several minutes. But eventually, one by one, they did the same thing. Each of them inserted their fingers into the body’s anÛs and then tasted their fingers.

When everyone had finished, they all stood there frowning and feeling uncomfortable.

The professor then looked at them and smiled.

“The second most important quality of a doctor,” he said, “is observation.”

He continued,
“I inserted my middle finger, but I tasted my index finger.”

Moral lesson: Always pay attention and learn to observe carefully.😄😅🤣.

11/05/2026

AMALOOTA ONNEE KEENYA MIIDHAN!!
1. Ilkaan keenyaa sirriitti qulqulleeffachuu dhiisuu
2. Yeroo dheeraaf taa'uu ( fknf. TV ilaaluudhaan...)
3. Yeroo halkan rafan kurruufuu (qoquu) (snoring). Yoo kan kurruufan ta'e mana yaalaa deemanii ilaalamuu
4. Hirriba ga'aa dhabuu
5. Sammuun baay'ee dhiphachuu
6. Alkoolii baay'isanii dhuguu
7. Nyaata cooma hedduu of keessaa qabu nyaachuu.
8. Nyaata ashaaboo itti guddisanii nyaachuu
9. Dhiibbaa dhiigaa ofii ilaalamuuf haga mallaattoo ofirratti arginutti eeguu... kana jechuun osoodhuma mallattoo ofirratti hin argiin deemnee ilaalamuu qabna jechuudha.❤

Abdiidhaan Jiraadhu!!🥇
💧💧💧💧
❣️❣️❣️❣️

10/05/2026