16/05/2025
DONT get eaten by the Mourne Granite Goblin this Summer! Reports have been coming in of hikers in the Mourne Mountains being hunted down by a creature, that primarily seems to be tracking them down by picking up their scent from discarded items.
It has a particular hatred of banana skins which take up to 2 years to biodegrade.
So keep your skin on and help keep Granite Goblin attacks to a minimum this summer by picking up your rubbish, not leaving your poo lying everywhere (never leave wet wipes outdoors), going prepared, being a considerate dog owner, parking wisely and camping responsibly.
And enjoy the wonderful outdoors we have on our doorstep!
And thanks to Outmore NI for supporting me to create this ridiculous video π
Share this video far and wide and letβs avoid the Goblin and stay on the Right Side of Outside π