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Detrivore Detrivore [noun];
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08/02/2026

I lie in the bed that I've made
& contemplate...
Between jabs
from kids knees & elbows
Kitten whiskers & toes up my nose
Pup gently squeezed between my knees & feet
I recall the days when I could do nothing but weep
Loneliness all consuming
My soul feeling incomplete
Heartbroken & alone after
Returning to my childhood home
To find nothing but a global pandemic waiting for me
I become aware that these creatures
So irritating, so expensive, so triggering by day
Are now also my source of comfort while I sleep
The irony of the paradox no stranger to me
& As I lie trapped in the bed that I've made
Knowing there is no one else to blame
I'm safe in the knowledge that
if I had to choose again
I'd choose the same

07/02/2026

❌️Doom Scrolling❌️
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✅️Hope Doping✅️
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10/12/2025

THIS SATURDAY!

Please buy a ticket & come support me for this awesome Winter Warmer at the wonderful Garlinge Theatre (@ the old Canterbury Steiner School site, not very accessible by public transport FYI!).

The more tickets sold, the bigger prize I'm in for a chance of winning 🥳

HOW DO I SHOW THE AUDIENCE I'M THE ONE?! LOL

💜💚🧡

27/11/2025

Just a snippet of my first multi media musical ✨

This was so fun & my baby did me proud

Hopefully I did my mumma proud too!

This is a brand new track I dedicated to her 🥰

So many thanks to & for having me at & giving me the opportunity to put this show together for the whole fam & get feedback on this new creative chapter!

Onwards n upwards 🌀🌀🌀

👾 GIG ANNOUNCEMENT!  👾Feels pretty silly that I get to announce that my ONE-MAN-GIRL-BAND will be playing some RIDICULOU...
01/08/2025

👾 GIG ANNOUNCEMENT! 👾

Feels pretty silly that I get to announce that my ONE-MAN-GIRL-BAND will be playing some RIDICULOUS music on my PART-TIME-HOME-TOWN'S high street at the end of this month 🤪🙏🏼

Many thanks to for having me back 🥰

💚💜🧡

GIG ANNOUNCEMENT!I have the pleasure of sharing the news I'm gonna be performing in Margate at the end of this month! I'...
10/07/2025

GIG ANNOUNCEMENT!

I have the pleasure of sharing the news I'm gonna be performing in Margate at the end of this month!

I'll be showcasing a new live set, more downtempo than anything I've done before.

& I'm excited to share some brand new songs!

Hope to see some familiar faces there... Who lives in Margate?

Much love 💚🧡💜🧡💚

When your kid makes you purple & green playdough food because she gets you
22/06/2025

When your kid makes you purple & green playdough food because she gets you

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15/06/2025

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Home sweet home...I dunno how he does it, but  always captures such obscure fleeting moments.No idea what I'm doing in t...
12/06/2025

Home sweet home...

I dunno how he does it, but always captures such obscure fleeting moments.

No idea what I'm doing in this pic 🤣

But I rate it.

Grateful as always Tomm.

On the Flower Power Stage at

Returned home to visit my dysfunctional extended family with my adopted child It
05/06/2025

Returned home to visit my dysfunctional extended family with my adopted child It

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Garlinge Green Road, Chartham
Canterbury
CT4 5RU

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