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20/10/2025

Gaff:

Occasion: Windmilling in Whitchurch

Cast: Cdog, dog, Ri and hot Rhod.

Butt. Went to Sôs. Second time on the head in a month. Feel spesh. Was spesh. Located in Alex’s Gooch, Whitchurch, you’ll find and .meredith carving up a breath of fresh in South Wales seasonal dining.

Greeted with beaming bloody smiles, and jams, so many of um, you know you’re in for a treat like. All things psychedelic, blues, jazz, disco and 90s hip hop. A bloody change from elevator music. I personally wanna eat my food while mesmerically two steppin under the flat top.

The menu is changing, but not like an ex, more like a Chris Jericho. Someone who can consistently alters their gimmick and can get over like the last. I hope you know wrestling references. Both times I’ve ate here I’ve left wanting to share the experience with someone else like. And that’s where I’ll start.

Each item on the menu got a story, man. I got time for that n all, because there’s a contrast between what you see written down (minimal), to what you hear from the chef’s mouth. Beetroot bathing in herbal teas, Sinidun hill cheese, the process of smoking the crème fraiche, Rhod’s love for preserved lemons, and how they were added in the crab sauce. A pickled walnut sauce (that was paired with the pork belly) that made the menu off the fact they both loved it. Butt, there was lots.

They are gonna be ripping in Alex Gooch Whitchurch for the next couple of months. Book a bloody table.

Durrrrrrrrrrrrrr went to Manchester, Manchester, Manchester this week. For work. Lush. But wanna know what was lusher. T...
16/02/2025

Durrrrrrrrrrrrrr went to Manchester, Manchester, Manchester this week. For work. Lush. But wanna know what was lusher. The fact I had a King size bed to myself, and heating, heating that I didn’t have to worry about blasting. Was like Mt Doom in my room. Getting from the bathroom to the bed was like trampling on hot coals. But I abused it; as I did my caloric intake for the month.

I went to one night, after the bar. I crap you not. I run. I was like, if I get there for 9, i’m gonna be seated. Surely? Got in. Panting like a staffy that just walked around the block.

“Got a seat for Bradley no mates, butt?”

“What did you just call me, you swell head rat?” I jest, he didn’t say that, but my anxiety had me thinking there was an opportunity for it.

“Yeah man, on a stool by the counter if that’s alright?”

“Dur. Banging!”

Sat down, still sweating, breathing heavy like I’m hiding in an attic and my name was Anne. A menu placed in front of me. Blinding ordered.

Pork Gyozas.
Cucumber.
Tokyo Shoyu Ramen.

I propped my fog light up and took pics. Cucumber dashed with tofu shira, ponzu and house chili oil felt like Britney in 07. I was snapping. Dug in en. With chopsticks. Because I’m cultured asf. Was superb. Crunchier than squatting down on newly fallen autumnal leaves in the woods. Zesty ponzu mixed with chili oil, like a night at Cardiff Minskis.

The gyozas weren’t messing about either. The boys pulled a blow torch out to finish um off. Blowtorchinf like. Boys must’ve been welders in a different life. Worth a hobble if they’re ever low on cash. I’ll be a reference.

The ramen en. Fit for a king. Clear chicken broth, dashi, shoyu tare, pork belly, smoked coppa, menma, nori, and egg. Whole one. Mental portion of meat. Felt like I could’ve boxed it and had a roast for the fam on the holy day. That ain’t a complaint either. Nor would I ever box ramen. Cuz I’m emptying bowls like a bullmastiff.

Worth the visit. Always worth the visit when in Manny. Thanks to James at for giving me the faithful tip years ago.

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