13/10/2023
1). If you think You have done all your House Chores...
Just let your Mom catch you pressing phone, I swéar, Work will appear from no where☝️😂😂😂😂
2) PHYSICS TEACHER: Are you Sleeping??
ME: No ma!!; My head is fàlling down, due to gràvity 💥😳😒😒😭😂😂
3) .My neighbor was teaching her husband, how to Make use of English
WIFE: I am beautiful, what tense is this??
HUSBAND: past tense ! 😳
Infact we re still separàting the f!ght😭😂😂
4) Stôp giving Your children bible names without giving them bible lesson, can You imagine I was róbbed by Abraham yesterday😭😂😂😂
5 She invite u over for dinner and u are taking cóndom along, Uncle is that spoon??😒😕. Be positive for once nauu☝️😒😂😂😂
6. Motivational speakers will be like " I started my chicken business with just one feather"
Uncle weldone ooo 😒😂😂😂😂
7 My brothers, respect prégnant women ooh! Because it is not easy to carry the evidence of séx in public💥😭😂😂😂😂
8 . Shõrt gals are always ángry for no reason, Because I named the Title of My Book I'm publishing "SHORTCOMINGS", she thinks I'm ínsulting her😳😂😂😂
9. Journalist: so when did you start Your "Mixing Of Beverages" Career???
Me: back in primary School
Journalist: wow, that's amazing, how come ??🥰
Me: back then I used to mixed math n English in The same exercise book😳😳😂😂😭
10.If You're 20 yrs old and you're not yet a CEO, it'd so bäd 🤦😔.
I became a CEO at the age of 15 when the teacher said "Onwordi" You and Your company should leave my class!!" 😳💥😂😂😂😂
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