07/01/2026
🚨 NEW ARRIVALS ALERT 🚨
Please meet the latest additions to the smallholding: two British Blue crosses, both heifers, both already convinced they run the place
They’ve mastered the art of the side-eye, discovered that buckets are fascinating, and are currently accepting compliments and snacks
The only problem? They don’t have names yet.
So we’re handing the very important responsibility over to you 👀👇
Drop your best name suggestions below, sensible, silly, traditional or downright ridiculous all welcome. Bonus points if they suit a pair and make us laugh
Be warned: they will judge your choices
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