Chuck the little cowboy

25/08/2026

Oo Ello, gotta be quick coz my frend Sam the fyreman haz been cawlin me f'rages, but I is such a tyred little cowboy, I is just restin my boots for a wile. We has been busy down at Stokes Bay fytin a big fyre. Sum lobotomy rejects fort it woz a gud eyedear to play wiv maches an they catched awl the grass alite.
Well must go now. Sam needs my elp. Catch yoo soon xx̌x̌

23/08/2026

Ooo ello. Wot you doing? I as been a bizzy boy agen. Just az we'll coz the oldies forgot too take me owt when they went foraging for grub on Saterdee wiv arnti Trey J Fry and er frend Fran. Wile they was pigging an avin fun at Stokes Bay, I woz furva up da rode in Lee on the Solent werkin. You mighta sawed me. I woz up in da skye in da flying mersheens. I did akrabats an wingwarkin. I heared you awl cheering. I liked dat bit bestest.
Gotta rest up now. Arnti Amy it's coming to elp old tattyhead with er gardnerin termorra coz Mrs Dawn she can't do much enymore.. will be nice havin sum intelleegent convasashun for wunce.

20/08/2026

Ello. I nose I not been abowt this week. Mrs Dawn az been snorin in er pit a lot this weak. She ownlee gets up to put her snout in the trough. Shee been owt today tho. She been to opital today. Wots the matter wiv emm all. I fink they been wotchin too much cazultee and they is goin to opital to find demselves a dishy doctor. She sed she iz goin to get a new ip next year sumtime. Praps they can give er a bum lyft at the same time he he he.
Anyway wile shheeez been snorin I bin a bizzy boy. I bin decratin de new owse. I bin payntin an wallpaprin i ope she lykes it wen sheez up and abowt more. Ooooo in uva nooze Arnti Simba came ome tooooda. Sheez gotta put er feet's up and rest so I wont mayk her com owt to play yet. Ello arnti Simba. Gud to ab yoo ome.. Ta ta for now

11/08/2026

You hoo smee, I back. I been at the opital elpin the doctors look after Arnty Simba . She's still lazin abowt in bed. She takin enuf pills to sink a battelshyp. No wonder the elf serviss iz in trubble they spending it awl on her. I tendin really. She still very poorly and they musta tied her down coz she can't come home yet. I arre doing sum practissin for wen she comes home. I is lernin cookin. I getting gud at it but Mrs Dawn snot appy coz she sez I mayk more mess than er. Mr Dave sez at least I dont bern it. Larst time I saw them mrs Dawn was chasing mr Dave up da rode wiv the frying pan lol

08/08/2026

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Ello ebrybodi, smee. Sorry I not bean abowt much this week I bin doin stuff wiv Mrs Dawn.. dat meanz I bin eating cake mostly.
But twoday I been a veri bizzy boy.. I been wid arnti Michelle. Arnti Michelle is proper poorly and they tooked her to opital. In a amblens Lucky for her I got my lickle cowboy first ayd baj so I cood help. They is tryin to get sum fluids outta her (gin I spect) so I foned dynorod and they is coming tomorrow to flush er toobs owt. She iz a bit worrid but I fink she felt safer wen I got there. Er blud preshure needs to be a bit higha too so I'm gonna take my bisickle pump in tomorra so they can get it moving. Sending er lotsa luv. An I no you all will tooo. ###

03/08/2026

. You hoo. How iz ebrybodee. I been restin. I been keeping Mrs Dawn company. I not seed Mr Dave coz ees not allowed in Dawny towers coz its too dangerus for im. She not been very good for larst week or so but She betterer now so we mite get owt more. I got ventures to hav so she needs to pull up er big nickers an get bizzy takin me owt.
Chat soon. I ope!

20/07/2026

Oh I've ad a terribal day. I was cowboy napped by Mr Dave s cuzin. Narsty Neville. I fort he woz a nice man coz he sed he wood take me waterskeein. Mr Dave was owt with mrs Dawn avin sum lunch so i fort it wood be a gud idea. It waz fun for a wile but he tooked me owt into the deep deep cee and leftid me owt there. I woz so skared I fort I wood drown. Luckily for me der woz an ero sittin arownd doin nuffin on da beech oo sawed it awl. An he comed owt and saved me. Fankoo Mr Lyfgard and Mr navyman for savin me. I is home safe now and Mr Dave is on da phone shouting at Narsty Neville. I dont fink we will see him abowt agen for a very long time.

16/07/2026

I don't want two do sunnyshine enymore I are two ot I iz melting. I needs a nicecweme.

15/07/2026

Ello ,
I had an orrible day tooday. I wented out for an advenchure. It woz very citing but it ended up a dizarsta. Mrs Dawn woz owt exercising her chatter chops awl day and Mr Dave woz bizzy doing Mr Dave stuff so I went owt paragliding. Everyfing was doing gud till it wozernt wen the wind catched my parashoot . It blewed me away an then I ended up in a feeld cwashin into an aystack an a moo cow tried too eat me up. I is trawmatized . Do day care nope . Day iz larfing like skool gerls. Not appy.

11/07/2026