23/11/2025
📣 BEMSEE 2025 SEASON WRAP-UP: THE NUMBERS WE CAN’T BELIEVE EITHER! 🤣🏁
Well folks, as we pack away the flags, pick the gravel out of the leathers, and remind Keith that not every joke needs to be broadcast, it’s time for the annual BMCRC stats dump — the good, the bad, and the “wait… HOW many doughnuts?!”
Here we go… buckle up. 👇
🏢 RACE OFFICE & RACERS
📄 4,232 bookings processed
🎂 Average rider age: 38
👶 Youngest: 13
👴 Oldest: 75
🦺 MARSHALS
🧡 245 individuals marshalled this year — heroes, every one of ’em.
🍳 They ate 1,794 breakfasts (not including stolen hash browns).
🤸♂️ Falls while recovering bikes: 1 — Gary “The Panther” Timpson, who did it more than once.
🏍️ INSTRUCTORS
👨🏫 30 instructors tutored rookies and inexperienced riders — including our first-ever sidecar instructors!
🏁 269 riders went out with instructors (about 33 per round).
🔧 TECH BAY
📊 Bikes dyno’d in post-race tech: 990
🔧Most Tech Officials at a single meeting: 19
🔧MED CENTRE
🩹 Total assessed/treated by Med Centre: 116
🚑 Ambulance trips: 16
🏥 Self-sent trips to A&E: 23
💥 Busiest medical weekend: Round 3 at Snetterton
👨⚕️ Med teams this season: 36 doctors, 45 paramedics, 68 ambulances
☕ Hot drinks consumed: 846 (4 went cold due to red flags—RIP little mugs)
🍩 Doughnuts eaten: 93
🦴 Most popular bone to break: Clavicle
👋 2026 Med Team News: Farewell to Dr Steve (off to Singapore!), welcome back Dr Rosie!
🏁 ASSEMBLY & STARTLINE
📋 Race grids assembled: 293
🏳️ Flags waved: 559
⏱ Jump start penalties: 40
🚚 RECOVERY
🛻 Crashed/retired bikes collected: 454
🎧 RACE CONTROL & COMMENTARY
⏱ Track time run by Clerks: 186 hours 18 minutes
🎙 Commentators Keith & Bradley talked for 106 hours 9 minutes
😬 Inappropriate jokes from Keith: More than last year (so… lots).
💥 INCIDENTS & STATS FROM THE CIRCUIT
🛠 Retirements/breakdowns on circuit: 416
💥 Total crashes on circuit: 501
🚩 Red flags: 87
• 50 medical
• 37 technical
🚩 Red-flagged within first 2 minutes: 15
→ Worst offenders: Thunderbike Ultra/Extreme
💣 Most crashy weekend: Round 3 at Snetterton – 81 fallers
😇 Least crashy weekend: Round 8 at Brands – 38 fallers
⏳ Track time lost to red flags/weather/oil/etc: 10 hours 45 minutes
🔥 Bikes catching fire: 2 (Sidecar at Snett, bike at Donington)
🥶 Riders broken down on warm-up lap: 33
🤦 Riders crashing on warm-up lap: 13
📸 PHOTOGRAPHERS
🚗 Miles travelled:
• Rachel: 4,389
• Matt: 1,710
📷 Photos taken:
• Rachel: 205,359
• Matt: 118,008
🖼 Website images:
• Rachel: 49,862
• Matt: 25,044
⌛ Editing time:
• Rachel: 481 hours
• Matt: 150 hours