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We shine a spotlight on Herefordshireโ€™s people, stories, and quirks โ€“ from life advice in Dear Herefordshire, to community shoutouts, headlines, legends, and everything in between.

๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ ๐—ช๐—˜โ€™๐—ฉ๐—˜ ๐— ๐—”๐——๐—˜ ๐—œ๐—ง ๐—ง๐—ข ๐—˜๐—ฃ๐—œ๐—ฆ๐—ข๐——๐—˜ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฌ! ๐ŸŽ‰Frankly, weโ€™re as surprised as you are.๐—ง๐—ช๐—˜๐—ก๐—ง๐—ฌ ๐—˜๐—ฃ๐—œ๐—ฆ๐—ข๐——๐—˜๐—ฆ.๐—ง๐—ช๐—ข ๐—ช๐—ข๐— ๐—˜๐—ก.๐—”๐—•๐—ฆ๐—ข๐—Ÿ๐—จ๐—ง๐—˜๐—Ÿ๐—ฌ ๐—ก๐—ข ๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐—ฆ๐—ฆ๐—ข๐—ก๐—ฆ...
28/09/2026

๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ ๐—ช๐—˜โ€™๐—ฉ๐—˜ ๐— ๐—”๐——๐—˜ ๐—œ๐—ง ๐—ง๐—ข ๐—˜๐—ฃ๐—œ๐—ฆ๐—ข๐——๐—˜ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฌ! ๐ŸŽ‰

Frankly, weโ€™re as surprised as you are.

๐—ง๐—ช๐—˜๐—ก๐—ง๐—ฌ ๐—˜๐—ฃ๐—œ๐—ฆ๐—ข๐——๐—˜๐—ฆ.
๐—ง๐—ช๐—ข ๐—ช๐—ข๐— ๐—˜๐—ก.
๐—”๐—•๐—ฆ๐—ข๐—Ÿ๐—จ๐—ง๐—˜๐—Ÿ๐—ฌ ๐—ก๐—ข ๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐—ฆ๐—ฆ๐—ข๐—ก๐—ฆ ๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐—”๐—ฅ๐—ก๐—˜๐——. ๐Ÿ˜‚

So, to celebrate, weโ€™ve rummaged through the first 19 episodes and dragged out some of our favourite moments.

๐Ÿฉฒ Men disappearing in edible underwear.
๐Ÿ‘ฝ Aliens wandering around Bromyard.
๐Ÿฆœ A foul-mouthed parrot.
๐Ÿฆ Seagulls demanding fish fingers.
๐Ÿช Dangerous biscuits and people who REFUSE TO DUNK.
๐Ÿ›๏ธ An unfortunate incident with a mattress.
๐Ÿฅธ Undercover operations of extremely questionable quality.
๐Ÿคช Numpolians, damp squids and cluck and collect.

And that barely scratches the surface.

There are old friends, ridiculous stories, memorable Herefordshire characters and plenty of moments that make us askโ€ฆ

๐—›๐—ข๐—ช ๐—›๐—”๐—ฉ๐—˜ ๐—ช๐—˜ ๐—ก๐—ข๐—ง ๐—•๐—˜๐—˜๐—ก ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—ข๐—ฃ๐—ฃ๐—˜๐——?! ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐ŸŽง ๐—˜๐—ฃ๐—œ๐—ฆ๐—ข๐——๐—˜ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฌ โ€” ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฌ ๐—˜๐—ฃ๐—œ๐—ฆ๐—ข๐——๐—˜๐—ฆ, ๐—ง๐—ช๐—ข ๐—ช๐—ข๐— ๐—˜๐—ก & ๐—”๐—•๐—ฆ๐—ข๐—Ÿ๐—จ๐—ง๐—˜๐—Ÿ๐—ฌ ๐—ก๐—ข ๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐—ฆ๐—ฆ๐—ข๐—ก๐—ฆ ๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐—”๐—ฅ๐—ก๐—˜๐—— โ€” ๐—œ๐—ฆ ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ง ๐—ก๐—ข๐—ช! ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ๐ŸŽ‰

Come and celebrate 20 episodes of Herefordshire Hearsay with Kerry & Pauline.

And if youโ€™ve been with us since the beginningโ€ฆ thank you. โค๏ธ

Also, weโ€™re terribly sorry. ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐ŸŽง ๐—š๐—ข ๐—š๐—œ๐—ฉ๐—˜ ๐—œ๐—ง ๐—” ๐—Ÿ๐—œ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—˜๐—ก!

https://herefordshire-hearsay.captivate.fm/episode/20-episodes-two-women-absolutely-no-lessons-learned

Also available on Spotify and Apple Podcasts

Hereโ€™s to the next 20! ๐Ÿฅ‚



๐Ÿ–จ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐—ฃ๐—”๐—จ๐—Ÿ๐—œ๐—ก๐—˜ ๐—ช๐—”๐—ฆ ๐—ข๐—ก๐—˜ ๐—•๐—Ÿ๐—”๐—ก๐—ž ๐—ฃ๐—”๐—š๐—˜ ๐—”๐—ช๐—”๐—ฌ ๐—™๐—ฅ๐—ข๐—  ๐—Ÿ๐—”๐—จ๐—ก๐—–๐—›๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—›๐—˜๐—ฅ ๐—ฃ๐—ฅ๐—œ๐—ก๐—ง๐—˜๐—ฅ ๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐—ง๐—›๐—˜ ๐—š๐—”๐—ฅ๐——๐—˜๐—ก. ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜‚It said โ€œeasy to set up.โ€๐—ง๐—˜๐—ก ๐—›๐—ข๐—จ๐—ฅ๐—ฆ ๐—Ÿ๐—”๐—ง๐—˜๐—ฅ...
24/09/2026

๐Ÿ–จ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐—ฃ๐—”๐—จ๐—Ÿ๐—œ๐—ก๐—˜ ๐—ช๐—”๐—ฆ ๐—ข๐—ก๐—˜ ๐—•๐—Ÿ๐—”๐—ก๐—ž ๐—ฃ๐—”๐—š๐—˜ ๐—”๐—ช๐—”๐—ฌ ๐—™๐—ฅ๐—ข๐—  ๐—Ÿ๐—”๐—จ๐—ก๐—–๐—›๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—›๐—˜๐—ฅ ๐—ฃ๐—ฅ๐—œ๐—ก๐—ง๐—˜๐—ฅ ๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐—ง๐—›๐—˜ ๐—š๐—”๐—ฅ๐——๐—˜๐—ก. ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜‚

It said โ€œeasy to set up.โ€

๐—ง๐—˜๐—ก ๐—›๐—ข๐—จ๐—ฅ๐—ฆ ๐—Ÿ๐—”๐—ง๐—˜๐—ฅโ€ฆ sheโ€™d called in reinforcements, printed absolutely nothing and completely lost the will to live.

Then Amazon suggested switching it off and on againโ€ฆ

๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—”๐——. ๐—ง๐—›๐—˜. ๐—ฅ๐—ข๐—ข๐— .

๐ŸŽง Hear the full printer meltdown in Episode 19 of ๐—›๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฑ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—›๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜€๐—ฎ๐˜† โ€“ out now!

https://herefordshire-hearsay.captivate.fm

Also available on Spotify and Apple Podcasts

๐Ÿ‘‡ Has a printer ever pushed YOU over the edge? ๐Ÿ–จ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚



๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€๏ธโฌ…๏ธโžก๏ธ๐Ÿšถ ๐—˜๐—ฉ๐—˜๐—ฅ ๐——๐—ข๐—ก๐—˜ ๐—ง๐—›๐—˜ ๐—ฆ๐—œ๐——๐—˜๐—ช๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—ž ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—จ๐—™๐—™๐—Ÿ๐—˜?Youโ€™re walking towards somebody.You go left.๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ๐˜† ๐—ด๐—ผ ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ณ๐˜.You go right.๐—ง๐—›๐—˜๐—ฌ ๐—š๐—ข ๐—ฅ...
19/09/2026

๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€๏ธโฌ…๏ธโžก๏ธ๐Ÿšถ ๐—˜๐—ฉ๐—˜๐—ฅ ๐——๐—ข๐—ก๐—˜ ๐—ง๐—›๐—˜ ๐—ฆ๐—œ๐——๐—˜๐—ช๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—ž ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—จ๐—™๐—™๐—Ÿ๐—˜?

Youโ€™re walking towards somebody.

You go left.

๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ๐˜† ๐—ด๐—ผ ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ณ๐˜.

You go right.

๐—ง๐—›๐—˜๐—ฌ ๐—š๐—ข ๐—ฅ๐—œ๐—š๐—›๐—ง. ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Suddenly, youโ€™re performing ๐—ฆ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐˜๐—น๐˜† ๐—–๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐—ฃ๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜ with a complete stranger. ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿคฃ

In Episode 19, we tackle this baffling social phenomenon and discover everyone has their own techniqueโ€ฆ

๐Ÿ’ƒ Emma? ๐—๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜ ๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด.

๐Ÿ‘€ Christine? If itโ€™s a handsome man coming towards her, apparently ๐—ง๐—›๐—˜ ๐—ฅ๐—จ๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐—ฆ ๐—–๐—›๐—”๐—ก๐—š๐—˜.

And Pauline discovers something rather disturbingโ€ฆ

Could ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—˜ actually be the one who canโ€™t walk in a straight line?! ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐ŸŽง ๐—˜๐—ฃ๐—œ๐—ฆ๐—ข๐——๐—˜ ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿต โ€“ ๐—ฃ๐—ฅ๐—œ๐—ก๐—ง๐—˜๐—ฅ ๐—ฅ๐—”๐—š๐—˜, ๐—”๐—–๐—–๐—œ๐——๐—˜๐—ก๐—ง๐—”๐—Ÿ ๐—Ÿ๐—ข๐—ฉ๐—˜ & ๐—ฆ๐—œ๐——๐—˜๐—ช๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—ž ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—จ๐—™๐—™๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐—ฆ

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ง ๐—ก๐—ข๐—ช!

Have a listenโ€ฆ preferably while walking in a straight line. ๐Ÿ˜‚

https://herefordshire-hearsay.captivate.fm

Also available on Spotify and Apple Podcasts

๐Ÿ‘‡ And tell us โ€“ ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—ฎ ๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐—น๐—ธ ๐˜€๐—ต๐˜‚๐—ณ๐—ณ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฟ?



๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ ๐—˜๐—ฃ๐—œ๐—ฆ๐—ข๐——๐—˜ ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿต ๐—›๐—”๐—ฆ ๐—Ÿ๐—”๐—ก๐——๐—˜๐——! ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ–จ๏ธ ๐—ฃ๐—ฅ๐—œ๐—ก๐—ง๐—˜๐—ฅ ๐—ฅ๐—”๐—š๐—˜, ๐—”๐—–๐—–๐—œ๐——๐—˜๐—ก๐—ง๐—”๐—Ÿ ๐—Ÿ๐—ข๐—ฉ๐—˜ & ๐—ฆ๐—œ๐——๐—˜๐—ช๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—ž ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—จ๐—™๐—™๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐—ฆThis week on Herefordshire Hearsay, Pa...
15/09/2026

๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ ๐—˜๐—ฃ๐—œ๐—ฆ๐—ข๐——๐—˜ ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿต ๐—›๐—”๐—ฆ ๐—Ÿ๐—”๐—ก๐——๐—˜๐——! ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ๐Ÿšจ

๐Ÿ–จ๏ธ ๐—ฃ๐—ฅ๐—œ๐—ก๐—ง๐—˜๐—ฅ ๐—ฅ๐—”๐—š๐—˜, ๐—”๐—–๐—–๐—œ๐——๐—˜๐—ก๐—ง๐—”๐—Ÿ ๐—Ÿ๐—ข๐—ฉ๐—˜ & ๐—ฆ๐—œ๐——๐—˜๐—ช๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—ž ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—จ๐—™๐—™๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐—ฆ

This week on Herefordshire Hearsay, Pauline has declared war on a printer.

The printer won. ๐Ÿ–จ๏ธ๐Ÿ†

Pauline reached the calm and measured conclusion:

๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐—ง๐—”๐—ž๐—˜. ๐—œ๐—ง. ๐—”๐—ช๐—”๐—ฌ. ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Meanwhile, we tackle another of lifeโ€™s great problemsโ€ฆ

๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€๏ธโžก๏ธโฌ…๏ธ๐Ÿšถ ๐—ง๐—›๐—˜ ๐—ฆ๐—œ๐——๐—˜๐—ช๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—ž ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—จ๐—™๐—™๐—Ÿ๐—˜.

You go left.

They go left.

You go right.

They go right.

You smile awkwardly.

They smile awkwardly.

Congratulations! Youโ€™re now ballroom dancing with a complete stranger outside Greggs. ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿคฃ

But THATโ€™S not the most awkward thing in Episode 19โ€ฆ

โค๏ธ Have you ever accidentally ended a professional phone call with ๐—Ÿ๐—ข๐—ฉ๐—˜ ๐—ฌ๐—ข๐—จ, ๐—•๐—ฌ๐—˜?

Because our guests have.

And somehow we also find time forโ€ฆ

๐ŸŽค Karaoke singers who really should reconsider their life choices

๐Ÿฅธ A murder mystery costume consisting of a hat, a moustache and apparently not much else

๐Ÿ‘ Naturists, naked tennis and why our surveillance binoculars will be STAYING AT HOME

๐Ÿ“‰ The enormous psychological benefits of expecting absolutely nothing from anybody

โ€ฆand Paulineโ€™s dating memories make another appearance, including ponytails, short gentlemen and the potentially alarming ๐—š๐—Ÿ๐—จ๐—˜ ๐—Ÿ๐—œ๐—ก๐—˜ ๐—ข๐—™ ๐—” TOUPEE. ๐Ÿ˜ณ

๐ŸŽง ๐—˜๐—ฃ๐—œ๐—ฆ๐—ข๐——๐—˜ ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿต โ€“ ๐—ฃ๐—ฅ๐—œ๐—ก๐—ง๐—˜๐—ฅ ๐—ฅ๐—”๐—š๐—˜, ๐—”๐—–๐—–๐—œ๐——๐—˜๐—ก๐—ง๐—”๐—Ÿ ๐—Ÿ๐—ข๐—ฉ๐—˜ & ๐—ฆ๐—œ๐——๐—˜๐—ช๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—ž ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—จ๐—™๐—™๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐—ฆ โ€“ ๐—œ๐—ฆ ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ง ๐—ก๐—ข๐—ช!

Get the kettle on, find your headphones and come and join us.

https://herefordshire-hearsay.captivate.fm/episode/printer-rage-accidental-love-sidewalk-shuffles

And rememberโ€ฆ

๐—ž๐—˜๐—˜๐—ฃ ๐—ฌ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ฅ ๐—˜๐—ซ๐—ฃ๐—˜๐—–๐—ง๐—”๐—ง๐—œ๐—ข๐—ก๐—ฆ ๐—Ÿ๐—ข๐—ช.

We find it helps enormously. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Herefordshire Hearsay

โค๏ธ Love you, bye!

โ€ฆOh God. ๐Ÿ˜ณ



Available on Spotify and Apple Podcasts too.

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿšจ ๐—ข๐—› ๐—ฆ๐—ค๐—จ๐—˜๐—”๐—žโ€ฆ ๐—ช๐—›๐—”๐—ง ๐—›๐—”๐—ฉ๐—˜ ๐—ฌ๐—ข๐—จ ๐——๐—ข๐—ก๐—˜ ๐—ก๐—ข๐—ช?! ๐Ÿšจ๐ŸฆJust when Pauline thought life with Squeak couldnโ€™t get any more ridiculousโ€ฆ๐—œ๐—ง ...
08/09/2026

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿšจ ๐—ข๐—› ๐—ฆ๐—ค๐—จ๐—˜๐—”๐—žโ€ฆ ๐—ช๐—›๐—”๐—ง ๐—›๐—”๐—ฉ๐—˜ ๐—ฌ๐—ข๐—จ ๐——๐—ข๐—ก๐—˜ ๐—ก๐—ข๐—ช?! ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿฆ

Just when Pauline thought life with Squeak couldnโ€™t get any more ridiculousโ€ฆ

๐—œ๐—ง ๐——๐—œ๐——. ๐Ÿ˜‚

It started innocently enough.

Pauline was driving home when she suddenly heard a strange noise coming from the car.

๐—•๐—”๐—ก๐—šโ€ฆ ๐—•๐—”๐—ก๐—šโ€ฆ ๐—•๐—”๐—ก๐—šโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ณ

She turned the radio off.

She listened.

She worried.

โ€œWhat the hell is wrong with the car NOW?!โ€

Engine trouble?

Something loose?

An expensive trip to the garage looming?

Nope.

What Pauline eventually discovered was ๐—™๐—”๐—ฅ more ridiculous. ๐Ÿคฃ

And somehow our feathered friend Squeak was right in the middle of it.

Letโ€™s just sayโ€ฆ

๐Ÿฆ Heโ€™s growing up.

๐Ÿฆ Heโ€™s becoming increasingly independent.

๐Ÿฆ And he appears to have developed a rather unusual approach to ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฑ. ๐Ÿ‘€

Even better?

๐—›๐—˜ ๐——๐—œ๐—— ๐—œ๐—ง ๐—”๐—š๐—”๐—œ๐—ก ๐—ง๐—›๐—˜ ๐—ก๐—˜๐—ซ๐—ง ๐——๐—”๐—ฌ. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Weโ€™re saying no more.

๐ŸŽง Find out exactly what Squeak has been up to in ๐—˜๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿด โ€“ ๐—•๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—•๐˜‚๐˜๐˜๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐˜€, ๐—•๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฑ๐˜€ & ๐—•๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—บ ๐— ๐—ฒ ๐—จ๐—ฝ!

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ง ๐—ก๐—ข๐—ช!

https://herefordshire-hearsay.captivate.fm/episode/bacon-butties-beards-beam-me-up

Trust usโ€ฆ

๐—ฌ๐—ข๐—จ ๐—ช๐—ข๐—กโ€™๐—ง ๐—š๐—จ๐—˜๐—ฆ๐—ฆ ๐—ช๐—›๐—”๐—ง ๐—›๐—˜ ๐—ช๐—”๐—ฆ ๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐—ง๐—ข. ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸŒ™ ๐—จ๐—ก๐——๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—ข๐—ฉ๐—˜๐—ฅ ๐—œ๐—ก ๐—ฃ๐—˜๐—ง๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—ข๐—ชโ€ฆ ๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธThe investigation into the mysterious ๐— ๐—œ๐——๐—ก๐—œ๐—š๐—›๐—ง ๐—š๐—”๐—ฅ๐——๐—˜๐—ก๐—˜๐—ฅ continuesโ€ฆ ๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿ‘€So Pauline & ...
04/09/2026

๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸŒ™ ๐—จ๐—ก๐——๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—ข๐—ฉ๐—˜๐—ฅ ๐—œ๐—ก ๐—ฃ๐—˜๐—ง๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—ข๐—ชโ€ฆ ๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ

The investigation into the mysterious ๐— ๐—œ๐——๐—ก๐—œ๐—š๐—›๐—ง ๐—š๐—”๐—ฅ๐——๐—˜๐—ก๐—˜๐—ฅ continuesโ€ฆ ๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿ‘€

So Pauline & Kerry did what any serious investigative journalists would do.

๐Ÿฅธ Put on ridiculous disguises.
๐Ÿ”ญ Grab the binoculars.
๐ŸŒ™ Head out under cover of darkness.
๐Ÿฅช Take sandwiches.

๐—ง๐—›๐—˜ ๐— ๐—œ๐—ฆ๐—ฆ๐—œ๐—ข๐—ก:
Catch the secret gardener.

๐—ง๐—›๐—˜ ๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—ฆ๐—จ๐—Ÿ๐—ง:
We spotted people creeping around in the darkโ€ฆ

๐—จ๐—ก๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ๐—ง๐—จ๐—ก๐—”๐—ง๐—˜๐—Ÿ๐—ฌ, ๐—ง๐—ช๐—ข ๐—ข๐—™ ๐—ง๐—›๐—˜๐—  ๐—ช๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—˜ ๐—จ๐—ฆ. ๐Ÿคฃ

The Midnight Gardener was nowhere to be seen.

Could they have known we were coming?

Possibly.

Announcing our surveillance plans ๐—ข๐—ก ๐—ง๐—›๐—˜ ๐—ฃ๐—ข๐——๐—–๐—”๐—ฆ๐—ง may have been a slight tactical error. ๐Ÿ˜‚

But we know somethingโ€™s going onโ€ฆ

๐Ÿ‘€ ๐—ฃ๐—˜๐—ง๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—ข๐—ชโ€ฆ ๐—ฆ๐—ข๐— ๐—˜๐—•๐—ข๐——๐—ฌ ๐—ž๐—ก๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆ ๐—ฆ๐—ข๐— ๐—˜๐—ง๐—›๐—œ๐—ก๐—š.

If you have information, we want names! ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸŒฑ

๐ŸŽง Hear the latest investigation in ๐—˜๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿด โ€“ ๐—•๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—•๐˜‚๐˜๐˜๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐˜€, ๐—•๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฑ๐˜€ & ๐—•๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—บ ๐— ๐—ฒ ๐—จ๐—ฝ!

Listen in here https://herefordshire-hearsay.captivate.fm

๐—ข๐—จ๐—ง ๐—ก๐—ข๐—ช! ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ

๐—ง๐—›๐—˜ ๐—ฃ๐—Ÿ๐—ข๐—ง ๐—ง๐—›๐—œ๐—–๐—ž๐—˜๐—ก๐—ฆโ€ฆ ๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿ”Ž



๐Ÿ––๐Ÿš€ ๐—•๐—˜๐—”๐—  ๐—จ๐—ฆ ๐—จ๐—ฃโ€ฆ ๐—ช๐—˜โ€™๐—ฅ๐—˜ ๐—š๐—ข๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—œ๐—ก! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ––Episode 18 of Herefordshire Hearsay boldly goes where absolutely nobody asked us to go ...
01/09/2026

๐Ÿ––๐Ÿš€ ๐—•๐—˜๐—”๐—  ๐—จ๐—ฆ ๐—จ๐—ฃโ€ฆ ๐—ช๐—˜โ€™๐—ฅ๐—˜ ๐—š๐—ข๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—œ๐—ก! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ––

Episode 18 of Herefordshire Hearsay boldly goes where absolutely nobody asked us to go beforeโ€ฆ

๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—”๐—ฅ ๐—ง๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—ž! ๐ŸŒŒ

William Shatner is 95, Star Trek Day is coming up, and suddenly Pauline & Kerry are reminiscing about Captain Kirk, Spock, Uhura, Scotty, Bones, Chekov, Suluโ€ฆ and those wonderfully furry little troublemakersโ€ฆ

๐—ง๐—ฅ๐—œ๐—•๐—•๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐—ฆ! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Along the way we discover:

๐Ÿ–– Paulineโ€™s first attempt at the Vulcan salute looked suspiciously like she was heading to a rock concert when she produced the 'Devil's Horns'.

๐Ÿš€ โ€œBeam me up, Scottyโ€ apparently WASNโ€™T actually said by Captain Kirk.

๐Ÿค– The robot from Lost in Space basically looked like an oil tank with arms.

And Kerry reveals what sheโ€™d dress up as if she ever went to a Star Trek conventionโ€ฆ

Captain Kirk?

โŒ Nope.

Uhura?

โŒ Nope.

Spock?

โŒ Nope.

๐—” ๐—ง๐—ฅ๐—œ๐—•๐—•๐—Ÿ๐—˜. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Imagine spending weeks lovingly creating your Star Trek costume, arriving at the convention dressed as Captain Kirkโ€ฆ

โ€ฆand Kerry rolls through the door looking like a ๐—ด๐—ถ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜ ๐—ณ๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ฟ๐˜† ๐—ฏ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น.

๐—ช๐—˜โ€™๐—— ๐—˜๐—ซ๐—ฃ๐—˜๐—–๐—ง ๐—ก๐—ข๐—ง๐—›๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐—ฆ๐—ฆ. ๐Ÿคฃ

๐ŸŽง Hear the full conversation in ๐—˜๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿด โ€“ ๐—•๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—•๐˜‚๐˜๐˜๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐˜€, ๐—•๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฑ๐˜€ & ๐—•๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—บ ๐— ๐—ฒ ๐—จ๐—ฝ! ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ง ๐—ก๐—ข๐—ช! ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ๐Ÿš€

Listen in https://herefordshire-hearsay.captivate.fm/episode/bacon-butties-beards-beam-me-up

Also available on Spotify and Apple Podcasts

And Trekkies, we need to knowโ€ฆ

๐Ÿ–– ๐—–๐—”๐—ก ๐—ฌ๐—ข๐—จ ๐——๐—ข ๐—ง๐—›๐—˜ ๐—ฉ๐—จ๐—Ÿ๐—–๐—”๐—ก ๐—ฆ๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—จ๐—ง๐—˜?

No cheating with the other hand. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜‚



๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ ๐—˜๐—ฃ๐—œ๐—ฆ๐—ข๐——๐—˜ ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿด ๐—›๐—”๐—ฆ ๐—Ÿ๐—”๐—ก๐——๐—˜๐——! ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿง”โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ–– ๐—•๐—”๐—–๐—ข๐—ก ๐—•๐—จ๐—ง๐—ง๐—œ๐—˜๐—ฆ, ๐—•๐—˜๐—”๐—ฅ๐——๐—ฆ & ๐—•๐—˜๐—”๐—  ๐— ๐—˜ ๐—จ๐—ฃ! ๐Ÿ––๐Ÿง”โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿฅ“Cancel your plans. Put the kettle on. Che...
30/08/2026

๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ ๐—˜๐—ฃ๐—œ๐—ฆ๐—ข๐——๐—˜ ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿด ๐—›๐—”๐—ฆ ๐—Ÿ๐—”๐—ก๐——๐—˜๐——! ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ๐Ÿšจ

๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿง”โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ–– ๐—•๐—”๐—–๐—ข๐—ก ๐—•๐—จ๐—ง๐—ง๐—œ๐—˜๐—ฆ, ๐—•๐—˜๐—”๐—ฅ๐——๐—ฆ & ๐—•๐—˜๐—”๐—  ๐— ๐—˜ ๐—จ๐—ฃ! ๐Ÿ––๐Ÿง”โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿฅ“

Cancel your plans. Put the kettle on. Check your chin for unexpected facial hair.

๐—›๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ๐——๐—ฆ๐—›๐—œ๐—ฅ๐—˜ ๐—›๐—˜๐—”๐—ฅ๐—ฆ๐—”๐—ฌ ๐—˜๐—ฃ๐—œ๐—ฆ๐—ข๐——๐—˜ ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿด ๐—œ๐—ฆ ๐—›๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—˜! ๐ŸŽ‰

And this week, Pauline & Kerry are tackling some of the biggest questions facing humanityโ€ฆ

๐Ÿฅ“ Is it a ๐—ฏ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฐ๐—ต, ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ฏ, ๐—ฏ๐—ฎ๐—ฝ, ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐˜๐˜๐˜†โ€ฆ or, heaven forbid, a ๐—ง๐—˜๐—”๐—–๐—”๐—ž๐—˜?!

๐ŸŸค Is brown sauce officially the grown-up choice?

๐Ÿง”โ€โ™‚๏ธ What do Hereford men REALLY think about beards?

๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ Can a bald man with a ponytail survive a date with Pauline?

๐Ÿ–– Can Pauline actually do the Vulcan salute?

๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ Have our two undercover investigators finally unmasked the mysterious ๐— ๐—œ๐——๐—ก๐—œ๐—š๐—›๐—ง ๐—š๐—”๐—ฅ๐——๐—˜๐—ก๐—˜๐—ฅ ๐—ข๐—™ ๐—ฃ๐—˜๐—ง๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—ข๐—ช?

And perhaps most importantlyโ€ฆ

๐Ÿฆ ๐—ช๐—›๐—ฌ ๐—œ๐—ฆ ๐—ฆ๐—ค๐—จ๐—˜๐—”๐—ž ๐—ฆ๐—จ๐—ฅ๐—™๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ข๐—ก ๐—ง๐—ข๐—ฃ ๐—ข๐—™ ๐—–๐—”๐—ฅ๐—ฆ?! ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ˜‚

Yes, Squeak is backโ€ฆ and apparently heโ€™s ditched flying in favour of hitching a lift on Paulineโ€™s roof.

Thereโ€™s also Star Trek nostalgia, Tribbles, wonky moustaches, beard facts, the BIG Hereford Duck Race ๐Ÿฆ†, a murder mystery involving face cream ๐Ÿ”Ž, some lovely local shout-outs and the unforgettable phraseโ€ฆ

๐—™๐—จ๐—ก๐—ž๐—ฌ ๐— ๐—ข๐—ฃ ๐—›๐—˜๐—”๐——. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Donโ€™t ask.

Just listen.

๐ŸŽง ๐—˜๐—ฃ๐—œ๐—ฆ๐—ข๐——๐—˜ ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿด โ€“ ๐—•๐—”๐—–๐—ข๐—ก ๐—•๐—จ๐—ง๐—ง๐—œ๐—˜๐—ฆ, ๐—•๐—˜๐—”๐—ฅ๐——๐—ฆ & ๐—•๐—˜๐—”๐—  ๐— ๐—˜ ๐—จ๐—ฃ!

๐—ข๐—จ๐—ง ๐—ก๐—ข๐—ช! ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ™๏ธ

So grab a cuppa, find your headphones and join Pauline & Kerry for another half-hour of local stories, ridiculous tangents and the sort of conversations you probably shouldnโ€™t be having in public.

๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐—Ÿ๐—œ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—˜๐—ก. ๐—Ÿ๐—”๐—จ๐—š๐—›. ๐—™๐—ข๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ๐—ข๐—ช. ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—”๐—ฅ๐—˜.

https://herefordshire-hearsay.captivate.fm/episode/bacon-butties-beards-beam-me-up

Also available on Spotify and Apple Podcast or wherever you listen in.

And if you know anything about the Midnight Gardenerโ€ฆ

๐—ช๐—˜ ๐—ช๐—”๐—ก๐—ง ๐—ก๐—”๐— ๐—˜๐—ฆ. ๐Ÿ‘€๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ



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