04/09/2026
"There was a time when asking a Liverpool kid where they were going on holiday did not produce Tenerife, Turkey or Florida. It produced: 'Me nan's caravan in Wales.'"
"Grandad had a chair. Not a chair. His chair. Nobody sat in Grandad's chair unless they wanted a constitutional crisis before breakfast."
"The television aerial usually required two people to operate it. One outside moving it by fractions of an inch and another inside shouting, 'THERE! DON'T MOVE IT!' through the window."
"Nan pushed the manual Hoover backwards and forwards every morning: Scrrrch. Scrrrch... Walk in with half of Towyn attached to your trainers and suddenly: 'Shoes off!'"
"The 2p machines were works of psychological genius. A great metallic landslide appeared to be one nudge away from happening at all times. It never was."
Before easyJet, this was where Merseyside actually went for the summer:
https://l1local.co.uk/guides/liverpool-north-wales-caravan-holidays/