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26/09/2025
20 New Cartoon Jokes That Shows The Old Age Life In Very Amusing Way
26/09/2025

20 New Cartoon Jokes That Shows The Old Age Life In Very Amusing Way

This can't be the same body that used to jump off of swings mid-air, jumped rope & rode bikes with for hours, that used ...
25/09/2025

This can't be the same body that used to jump off of swings mid-air, jumped rope & rode bikes with for hours, that used to sit on the cement playing jacks & marbles for hours & get up without groaning. The same body that would dance all night with in my twenties & could hit a pillow and fall asleep immediately, & get up 4 hours later to go to work. That could also eat bread & butter &ice cream & not gain a pound! WTH happened? I should have got the extended warranty, l did not see this coming!!

I know you have been lying awake at night wondering why baby diapers have brand names such as "Luvs", "Huggies", and "Pa...
24/09/2025

I know you have been lying awake at night wondering why baby diapers have brand names such as "Luvs", "Huggies", and "Pampers', while undergarments for old people are called "Depends".
Well here is the low down on the whole thing.
When babies crap in their pants, people are still gonna Luv'em, Hug'em and Pamper' em. When old people crap in their pants, it "Depends" on who's in the will!
Glad I got that straightened out so you can rest your mind. 🙏

A Little Poem For The Old Is GoldAnother year has passed and we're all a litte older.last summer felt hotter now winter ...
23/09/2025

A Little Poem For The Old Is Gold
Another year has passed and we're all a litte older.
last summer felt hotter now winter seems much colder.
There was a time not long ago When life was quite a blast.
Now I fully understand about Living in the Past'
We used to go to parties, picnics and lunches.
Now we stay at home prefering snacks to brunches
We used to go out dinning, and could'nt get our fill.
Now we ask for take away, come home and take a pill.
We used to often travel to places near and far.
Now we get restless syndrome from riding in the car:
That, my friend how life is, and now my tale is told.
So, enjoy each day and live it up before you get too old.

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look...
22/09/2025

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?
The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met'.
She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.
The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating? I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly.
Once again, the wife is touched to tears. 'Yes, I do' she replies.
The husband pauses The words were not coming easily.
'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'
'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him.
The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years?'
'I remember that, too' she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said "I would have gotten out today."

A Grandmother Is Back With Her 20 Best New Cartoon Jokes To Laugh You
22/09/2025

A Grandmother Is Back With Her 20 Best New Cartoon Jokes To Laugh You

If every computer in the world crashed, and the internet was completely gone, people my age are the only ones who could ...
21/09/2025

If every computer in the world crashed, and the internet was completely gone, people my age are the only ones who could cope.

At dawn I wake up with a creak and a groan,My trusty old body’s now a rickety throne.These joints used to dance like the...
20/09/2025

At dawn I wake up with a creak and a groan,
My trusty old body’s now a rickety throne.
These joints used to dance like they owned the whole floor,
Now they shudder and squeak, “Please, not any more!”
I searched for my keys, oh where could they be?
Found them in the fridge next to last week’s brie.
I call my own name, but I can’t recall why—
Oh wait, I remember! It’s time for a pie!
My hair’s turned to silver, with hints of deep gold,
Each strand is a story, a secret retold.
I’ve banned all those mirrors, their judgments are rough,
Why must they remind me? I've had quite enough!
My reading glasses now hide like they’re playing a game,
I swear they hide better than kids—what a shame!
To find them, I’ll search like a detective on track,
“Is that my nose or the remote on my back?”
Oh, I may lose my balance while taking a stride,
But with laughter and grace, I still take it in stride.
A toast to the wrinkles, the laughs, and the cheer,
Aging may be tricky, but at least I’m still here!
So here’s to the ladies, both sassy and bold,
Who handle each struggle with humor, unfold.
With a wink and a chuckle, we’ll face what we must,
For life’s all about joy—laughter’s a must

Sassy Old Ladies, Classy Illustration
18/09/2025

Sassy Old Ladies, Classy Illustration

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