Shirley Joy Joffe - Mentor & Master Healer

28/06/2026

I did a clearing and set a protection grid.
The next day I had bookings for the course.

That is how fast these grids can work when they are set with intention, the right crystals, and a properly prepared field.
Not weeks. Not waiting for the energy to slowly shift.

The next day.
This is what I mean when I say a grid is not decoration. It is not a pretty arrangement of stones on a mandala. It is a working, energetic structure, doing a specific job, holding a specific frequency, and when it is built right, the field responds.

The clearing came first. That matters. You cannot build cleanly when interference is still running. I cleared the cords, I sealed the work, and then I built the protection grid to hold what had been cleared and keep the field steady.

Then I slept.
Then came the bookings.

This is what I teach in Crystal Grids and Portals. Not just the theory of how grids might work.

The actual practice and nuances of building grids that do something.

Grids that move things. Grids that hold things. Grids that work the field in the direction you are pointing.

Message me if you feel the pull.

25/06/2026

OMG ok I have to talk about this.

This is what happens when I'm open. When I'm actually paying attention. And it caught me off guard.

So this past week, I'm promoting a course, and it just... lands in dead silence.
And my first thought years ago would've been right, rewrite it, post more, do reels, more, more, more, try harder.

But this time....the field had gone quiet in a way I recognised. So I started watching the back doors.

And there she was. A woman who'd messaged me through Messenger, someone I don't really know, sending little drips of her distress into my field. Small stuff. Easy to absorb. Easy to call it being kind and just keep carrying it.
And then two dreams in a row. A figure standing in for a whole industry dynamic, the one where what you gave gets quietly turned into something you supposedly took. Not anyone's fault. Betrayal, hurt, turning my back on things that I don't truly value.

So I sat with it.

What state am I actually in, and what does that state know?

And it knew. There were cords running where they had no business running. A charge sitting in my field I never agreed to. Threads from a network that was all ambition, all pull.

So I cleared it.

Raw black obsidian at my feet.

Garnet one side, golden obsidian the other.

Copal. The pendulum. The rattle. The Prayers to seal the work.
Cut the cords. Released the Messenger thread. Let the dream figure dissolve back into the dynamic it came from.

The final seal with selenite facing out, and let it hold.

Here's what I didn't understand for years.
The openness isn't the weakness.
It's the instrument.

A closed system doesn't even feel the interference. It just soaks it up, calls it a bad week, and carries on twice as heavy as it needs to be.
Mine clocks the foreign thing fast, names it, moves it out before it sets.
What stayed felt clean.

The wild part is I'd let it feel normal for a week before I took the hint.
The crystal grid I built to hold all of this is the exact work I'm teaching in Crystal Grids and Portals on July 10 and 12th.

Details in the comments.

24/06/2026

So. After the dream, after the song, after all of it, the crystals have had their way.

This is Introduction to Crystal Grids and Portals. The course they've been asking me to run again, and now it has dates.
I'm holding it twice, so wherever you are, there's a way in.

Online, on Zoom, Saturday 11 July, 5:30 to 9:00pm here in Adelaide. That's Saturday morning for the UK and Europe, 9:00am in London. Wherever you are in the world, you can join from home.

In person, here in Adelaide, the very next day. Sunday 12 July, 1:00 to 3:30pm, in a calm, pet-free therapy space, with light refreshments to look after you. Just six places for this one, so it stays small and intimate.

Both run around three and a half hours. Both as powerful as each other.

You'll build and activate your own crystal grid, with your own hands. You'll receive your crystalline name. You'll learn to work with the stones from the foundations and by feel, and there's a depth to the day that's better experienced than explained. You go home able to do this on your own, with a manual to keep.

Online is £111. In person is $280 AUD.

If you've felt the pull through these last few posts, this is the doorway.
You already know if it's yours.
I'd love to have you there.

Message me for full details and booking.

23/06/2026

My daughter asked me a question the other day.

We were sitting together, playing with music, my producer had just sent back the final version of my first album song, so I was a bit giddy with it. And she asked me, where do you get the lyrics from?

I told her the truth, which is that they come in all sorts of ways. Sometimes in a dream. Sometimes in a long meditation.

Sometimes just walking down the road, a fragment of life, an old remembrance, a few words that arrive from nowhere. Especially with this new work, they come quite out there. Not always fully sensical, not the way I write when I'm writing a book. Something looser. Something that comes through me more than from me.

But there's one song on the album I want to tell you about.

Those lyrics came through a crystal grid.

I built a creativity grid, and I sat with it in meditation. And as I sat there, a flood of words came.

Strange, beautiful words I wouldn't have reached for on my own. They were invited in, through the grid, through the crystals, that merging of me and the stones and the stillness. The three together made something neither I nor the crystals would have made alone.

You've heard snippets of my music here. This one is still in production, so the full thing isn't out yet. But when you hear it, know that it's a crystal transmission. It's unlike anything else I've made.

This is the kind of thing crystals can do, when you really know how to work with them.

And it's exactly the kind of work we'll be doing together very soon.

23/06/2026

I just sent "This took longer than I thought" to my email list.
If you'd like the next one straight to your inbox:

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Worth knowing. I don't do weekly, monthly or regular campaigns. You'll get what's guided, when it's guided. Nothing more.

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22/06/2026

Next song release right here -
Ego Show
Enjoy xx
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