Izzy Stadenn

Izzy Stadenn If you’re my psychiatrist….keep scrolling

22/08/2026

Everywhere should have stunning wall decor so I only charge a small curator fee of €35,000 for my expertise

21/08/2026

Wish I could unlearn this

21/08/2026

Send this to (not so) subtly make sure playing mermaids in the pool, sunbathing like a rotisserie chicken, and buying useless souvenirs is the top holiday priority among your group

18/08/2026

I would never sell out (for cheap) x

17/08/2026

I wish Mabel was the one who needed 827727 pills - she inhales anything in her orbit

12/08/2026

DISCLAIMER - don’t do this - I am obviously a once in a generation, gifted, superhuman. It’s unlikely your eyes would come out unharmed

12/08/2026

Obviously if you have a drop of impulse control don’t look at the eclipse directly without protection pls

11/08/2026

Why do I not want kids? Bc they’ll do stuff like this

10/08/2026

If one more person says I’m inspiring for dealing with an illness (that I’d probably commit crimes to get rid of) then I’m gonna SCREAM

07/08/2026

I know it’s a sign of ADHD but I genuinely think I’ve spent too long listening to voice notes on x2 speed 😭 I’m the most impatient person 😩

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