06/09/2026
From 5 AM loading docks at Winner Foods to dodging congestion charges in Chinatown and Bayswater... if you've ever worked in London's Chinese food distribution or restaurant scene, you know the struggle! 🚚🍜
Check out "Delay No More (麵仔車手記)" — a heavy 140 BPM UK Grime track packed with Sam Hui-style Cantonese satire, East London street slang, and Chinese instrumentation (Erhu & Guzheng).
Whether you're delivering ho fun to Wing Yip, stocking up at Loon Fung and Hoo Hing, or just trying not to get a ticket on a Red Route, this track is for you!
YouTube link: https://youtu.be/RcGOu680ExA
Tag a fellow BBC or delivery driver who needs this anthem today! 👇🇬🇧🇭🇰
Lyrics
"GPS: You are in a Congestion Charge zone..."
Say less, fam. 朝早五點去 Winner Foods 搬麵, 送去 Wing Yip 同 Loon Fung... 又塞車啊? 聽住啊!
[Verse 1]
揸住 Winner 盒車仔, 載滿河粉同雲吞皮,
第一站去 Hoo Hing, 點知 A40 封咗路!
(So annoyed, innit!)
Chinatown 啲老闆狂追: "Where's the noodle, bro?"
我答佢: "Bruv, I'm stuck, 呢班車擺到幾時呀, 哥仔?"
廣東話想大聲罵: "𠲌你 low mo!"
英文又要扮 Polite: "Sorry mate, pure traffic jam, you know?"
[Pre-Chorus]
(Silly camera! Silly route!)
Bayswater 難泊車, 走遲一步被抄牌,
(Pure joke, fam!)
倫敦 Lingo 混合廣東話, 我越講越起勁:
"You having a laugh, mate? 呢個 Traffic 簡直係 爛攤子!"
[Drop: Explosive 808 Bass & Fast Guzheng Shredding]
[Chorus]
Delay No More! (Delay No More!)
擺到幾時呀, 哥仔?
(即刻行! 即刻走!)
TfL 每日搞事, 搞到我個頭好痕!
Innit bruv! 就算落大雨我都要送貨!
Delay No More! (Delay No More!)
一齊大聲叫: 𠲌你 low mo!
[Verse 2]
去到 Gerrard Street 卸貨, 搬到隻手都發軟,
搬完白麵搬黃麵, 做到雙眼直發紅!
(No way, bruv!)
由朝早做到傍晚, 冇一樣嘢順利,
想去餐館食碗雲吞麵, 點知師傅話未熟!
對住個 Steering wheel, 我直接叫出聲: "Delay No More!"
路過個 Warden 嚇到傻: "Is that a Cantonese blessing, bro?"
[Bridge]
(Wait... 佢叫我再送兩箱河粉去 Bayswater?)
[Build: Rapid Snare Roll & Aggressive Erhu Tension]
唔好給能量! 唔好做奴隸!
No cap, no lies, 我要熄引擎去飲杯 Pint!
今晚任何嘢都唔准 Delay!
[Drop: Maximum Energy 808 Slide & Guzheng Riff]
[Chorus:]
Delay No More! (Delay No More!)
擺到幾时呀, 哥仔?
(即刻行! 即刻走!)
TfL 每日搞事, 搞到我個頭好痕!
Innit bruv! 就算落大雨我都要送貨!
Delay No More! (Delay No More!)
一齊大聲叫: 𠲌你 low mo!
[Chorus 2]
Delay No More! (Say it louder, fam!)
擺到幾時呀, 哥仔?
(走得未? 走得未?)
TfL 每日搞事, 搞到我個頭好痕!
Innit bruv! 就算落大雨我都要送貨!
Delay No More! (Delay No More!)
一齊大聲叫: 𠲌你 low mo!
[Outro]
(Mind the Red Route, fam.)
(No more deliveries, innit?)
(Delay No More... 走人!)