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03/09/2025

I was nervous the first time my husband and I were hired to photograph a wedding. Making matters worse, we arrived at the wrong venue. In a panic, we bolted out of the building—my husband in the lead and me trailing behind, in tears. As we fled, I heard a security guard remark, “That ceremony didn’t go too well.”

Overheard at my garden-club meeting: “I never knew what compost was until I met my husband.”
02/09/2025

Overheard at my garden-club meeting: “I never knew what compost was until I met my husband.”

My wife got pulled over for making an “S” turn. She started to make a “U,” then changed her mind.
02/09/2025

My wife got pulled over for making an “S” turn. She started to make a “U,” then changed her mind.

On a business trip to New Orleans, my son-in-law Mike bought a set of expensive kitchen knives for his wife. His coworke...
02/09/2025

On a business trip to New Orleans, my son-in-law Mike bought a set of expensive kitchen knives for his wife. His coworker was surprised.
“You shouldn’t buy such an expensive gift for your wife on a business trip,” he said. “She’ll think you’ve been up to something.”
“If I’d been up to something,” Mike replied, “I wouldn’t be bringing her knives.”

A married couple has been out shopping for hours when the wife realizes that her husband has disappeared. So she calls h...
02/09/2025

A married couple has been out shopping for hours when the wife realizes that her husband has disappeared. So she calls his cell phone.
“Where are you?!” she yells.
“Darling,” he says, “do you remember that jewelry shop, the one where you saw that diamond necklace you loved? But I didn’t have enough money at the time, so I said, ‘Baby, it’ll be yours one day’?”
“Yes!” she shouts excitedly.
“Well, I’m in the bar next door.”

When I ran out of shampoo, I borrowed some from my wife. Later, I complained that the scent was too feminine for my tast...
02/09/2025

When I ran out of shampoo, I borrowed some from my wife. Later, I complained that the scent was too feminine for my taste.
“No problem,” she said.
“Just dab a little gasoline behind each ear. You’ll smell fine.”

Man goes to the dentist. The dentist asks him:-What hurts,?-My wallet, doctor...-Your wallet?-Yes, I saw the price list ...
25/08/2025

Man goes to the dentist.
The dentist asks him:
-What hurts,?
-My wallet, doctor...
-Your wallet?
-Yes, I saw the price list on the wall!
-Then open your mouth so I can pull out some more money — I mean, cavities.

– I can’t go to women anymore, I can’t drink, I can’t gamble anymore…– Why?… Do you have a high blood pressure?– No… I h...
24/08/2025

– I can’t go to women anymore, I can’t drink, I can’t gamble anymore…
– Why?… Do you have a high blood pressure?
– No… I have a small pension.

What memories do you have from communism?– The power used to get cut off.– And from democracy?– We turn it off ourselves...
24/08/2025

What memories do you have from communism?
– The power used to get cut off.
– And from democracy?
– We turn it off ourselves.

-My God, what a bruise you have!-Yeah, it’s from the cat. -Such a huge bruise?-Yeah, my wife hit me on the head with the...
24/08/2025

-My God, what a bruise you have!
-Yeah, it’s from the cat.
-Such a huge bruise?
-Yeah, my wife hit me on the head with the cat!
-Judging by the bruise, the cat must be smashed to pieces!
-Not at all! It’s perfectly fine… it's made of bronze!

Two friends are talking:-When was the last time you made love?-What day is it today!?-Friday!-Since October!
23/08/2025

Two friends are talking:

-When was the last time you made love?
-What day is it today!?
-Friday!
-Since October!

A bald man at the pharmacy:-Give me a lotion for hair growth.-A big bottle or a small one?-A small one, I don’t like wea...
23/08/2025

A bald man at the pharmacy:
-Give me a lotion for hair growth.
-A big bottle or a small one?
-A small one, I don’t like wearing my hair long..

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