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🏆 Carabao Cup nights return to St James’ Park! ⚫⚪Newcastle United begin the defence of their trophy as League One leader...
24/09/2025

🏆 Carabao Cup nights return to St James’ Park! ⚫⚪

Newcastle United begin the defence of their trophy as League One leaders Bradford City come to Tyneside in the third round.

The holders will rotate, but the test will be real – Bradford are flying high and dreaming of a cup upset. Howe’s side must show quality and focus if they’re to progress.

🔗 Full match preview in the comments

👍 Like if you believe Howe’s men can defend the trophy.
💬 Comment with your predicted XI and scoreline.
🔁 Share to rally the Black & White army ahead of cup night.

🚩 We’ve all seen the magic that Wor Flags bring to St James’ Park, uniting fans, creating stunning displays, and giving ...
22/09/2025

🚩 We’ve all seen the magic that Wor Flags bring to St James’ Park, uniting fans, creating stunning displays, and giving back to the community through foodbank support.

⚠️ But now they’re facing legal pressure after Anarchy Brew Co. trademarked the word “Wor” in relation to beer. This risks silencing a fan-led, community-driven group that does nothing but good.

Here’s how you can help:
💷 Donate to keep the flags flying
📣 Share this post so more fans know what’s happening
✉️ Email Anarchy Brew Co. (there’s a draft message in the article)

💪 Let’s stand together and protect what matters most: our community and our club’s identity.

Wor Flags

🔥Show your support today, let’s make sure the flags never stop flying at St James’ Park!

⚫⚪ What we learned vs Barcelona 🔴💛Under the European lights at St James’ Park, Newcastle proved something this week: the...
19/09/2025

⚫⚪ What we learned vs Barcelona 🔴💛

Under the European lights at St James’ Park, Newcastle proved something this week: they belong.

From Gordon’s missed chances to Elanga’s electric running, from Schär’s injury and defensive slip-ups to midfield beasts Bruno Guimarães and Sandro Tonali holding through pressure, the night was full of promise, and full of lessons.

It may’ve finished 2-1, but the performance confirmed we’re not just visiting Europe’s top table. We’re settling in.

📚 Read the full Long Read by clicking the link in the comments below 👇

❤️ Like if you believe the trajectory is upward
💬 Comment your biggest take-away from last night
🔁 Share to show the world Newcastle belong

⚫⚪ Newcastle United 1–2 Barcelona 🔴💛What a night at St James’ Park. The anthem, the roar, the flags — a true Champions L...
19/09/2025

⚫⚪ Newcastle United 1–2 Barcelona 🔴💛

What a night at St James’ Park. The anthem, the roar, the flags — a true Champions League cauldron.

Newcastle flew out of the traps, with Elanga electric down the right and big chances for Gordon and Barnes that went begging. In the end, Rashford’s double punished fine lapses before Gordon struck late to spark hope of a grandstand finish.

It wasn’t to be, but this was another reminder: Newcastle truly belong on this stage.

📖 Full match report in the comments 👇
👍 Like if you felt the roar of St James’ Park through the screen.
💬 Comment with your man of the match.
🔁 Share to remind everyone that Newcastle belong on Europe’s biggest stage.

⚫⚪ Champions League nights return to the cathedral on the hill💛The anthem.The lights.The roar.Barcelona come to St James...
18/09/2025

⚫⚪ Champions League nights return to the cathedral on the hill💛

The anthem.
The lights.
The roar.

Barcelona come to St James’ Park and it promises to be another magical European night. Howe says there’s “a lot of confidence restored” after the weekend win, but he knows Barça’s “pace in wide areas” and “free-scoring” attack will test Newcastle’s defensive steel.

Team news:

Wissa still sidelined until after the break ❌

Ramsey out ❌

Joelinton fit ✅

Hall continues his return to fitness 🦶

Gordon suspended domestically but available in Europe ⚡

Barcelona missing teenage star Lamine Yamal ❌

Prediction: Newcastle 2–1 Barcelona.

👉 Full preview in the comments.

❤️ Like if you believe in another magical European night
🔁 Share to show your black-and-white pride
💬 Comment with your score prediction

⚫️⚪️ What can we learn before Newcastle face Barcelona?Barça bring fluid midfield rotations, lethal finishing and danger...
16/09/2025

⚫️⚪️ What can we learn before Newcastle face Barcelona?

Barça bring fluid midfield rotations, lethal finishing and dangerous wide players. But Newcastle’s win over Wolves showed the blueprint, compact shape, quick transitions, and discipline out wide.

This tie will be decided in midfield and in both boxes.

👇 Link in the comments.

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🖤🤍 Sandro Tonali: Newcastle’s most underrated midfielder?The Athletic left him out of their “Best of the Rest XI”. Outsi...
15/09/2025

🖤🤍 Sandro Tonali: Newcastle’s most underrated midfielder?

The Athletic left him out of their “Best of the Rest XI”. Outsiders still see him as Bruno’s sidekick or judge him by Rodri’s Ballon d’Or numbers. But the truth? Tonali is irreplaceable in black and white.

Relentless running into stoppage time. Exquisite first touch under pressure. Ball recoveries that keep our press alive. The quiet enabler who makes Bruno shine. The player who embraced the club when others walked away.

We break down the stats, the eye-test, and the bigger picture, and why Newcastle must tie him down with a new contract now, before everyone else catches on.

👍 Like if you’d back Tonali to the hilt.
🔁 Share if you know he’s the engine of Howe’s midfield.
💬 Comment if you’d hand him that new contract tomorrow.

🖤🤍

🏟️ The night Barcelona came to St. James’ Park.  Unforgettable.September ’97. Tino’s hat-trick. Gillespie’s wing wizardr...
15/09/2025

🏟️ The night Barcelona came to St. James’ Park. Unforgettable.

September ’97. Tino’s hat-trick. Gillespie’s wing wizardry. The roar of the Toon Army shaking the Gallowgate. For one magical night, Newcastle didn’t just host Barcelona… we beat them.

Relive the full story in our latest Champions League Build Up piece. Link’s in the comments.

👍 Like if you still get goosebumps thinking about Tino’s hat-trick
🔄 Share if you want every Toon fan to remember that night
💬 Comment with where you were when Barcelona came to town
👥 Tag a mate you watched it with back in ’97
🔥 React if you believe it’s the greatest night at St. James’

Big Nick Energy ⚫⚪🔥 | Newcastle United 1–0 Wolves 🐺Relief at St James’ Park as Newcastle finally got their first league ...
13/09/2025

Big Nick Energy ⚫⚪🔥 | Newcastle United 1–0 Wolves 🐺

Relief at St James’ Park as Newcastle finally got their first league win of the season. A sharper, hungrier performance than the sluggish Leeds display, and just what Eddie Howe needed before Barcelona midweek

But the story was all about Big Nick. Woltemade wasn’t even meant to start. He came in because of Wissa’s injury 🚑, burdened by a £69m fee and Isak comparisons 🇸🇪, yet answered every question with a bullet header on 29 minutes 🧠⚽. His all-round display oozed confidence and composure exactly what you want from a record signing.

Tonali ran the show 💪, rattling the post 🚀. Pope’s early saves kept us alive 🧤. Schär and Burn were ice-cool at the back ❄️. The numbers backed it up too: 57% possession 📊, 16 shots to Wolves’ 8 🎯, xG 1.5 to 0.53.

👉 Like 👍 if you’re buzzing for Big Nick Energy
👉 Share 🔁 if you believe this is the turning point
👉 Comment 💬 with your player ratings below

(link in comments 👇)

⚫⚪ Match preview: Newcastle United vs Wolves 🐺The international break is over and the fixtures come thick and fast, seve...
13/09/2025

⚫⚪ Match preview: Newcastle United vs Wolves 🐺

The international break is over and the fixtures come thick and fast, seven games in 23 days. Eddie Howe says the squad are “in very good physical condition” and that momentum must start now.

Wolves gave us two tough matches last season, and Eddie’s made clear they’ll be “difficult and dangerous opponents.” The home crowd will be vital once again.

Team news:

Joelinton back fit ✅

Bruno to be assessed after long travel ✈️

Jacob Ramsey out until the next break ❌

Yoane Wissa misses out, may need to see a specialist 🩺

Lewis Hall improving and pushing for minutes 👊

Eddie summed it up: “You can’t live off last season. The future’s there to be made for us and we have to attack it together.”

👉 Full preview in the comments.

❤️ Like if you can’t wait to be back at St James’
🔁 Share if you think the new signings will shine
📝 Comment with the first goalscorer you’re backing

🐺 Scout Report: Wolves at the door 🏰The break is over, the grind begins. Wolves are next up at St James’ Park, here’s ev...
12/09/2025

🐺 Scout Report: Wolves at the door 🏰

The break is over, the grind begins. Wolves are next up at St James’ Park, here’s everything you need to know about how they play, where they’re dangerous, and where Newcastle can get joy.

👉 Who’s their biggest threat?
👉 Where are they vulnerable?
👉 And how do Howe’s lads make sure the three points stay on Tyneside?

All broken down in our latest long read.

🔥 Dive in, drop your thoughts, tag a mate who needs to read this.
💬 Comment your score prediction.
👍 Like if you’re backing the lads.
🔁 Share if you’re ready for Saturday.

🔗 Link in the comments.

🚨 Newcastle’s Champions League rivals, dissected: Liverpool & the slot machine🚨Liverpool aren’t easing into the season, ...
12/09/2025

🚨 Newcastle’s Champions League rivals, dissected: Liverpool & the slot machine🚨

Liverpool aren’t easing into the season, they’re making statements. With astronomical investment, tactical evolution, and high-stakes transfers like Isak and Wirtz, they’ve hit reset. But with loss comes opportunity: departures, vulnerabilities and new patterns that Eddie Howe could exploit.

👍 Like if you rate Liverpool as the benchmark
🔁 Share if you think Liverpool have overspent this summer
💬 Comment if you think Newcastle can match the storm

👇 Article link in the comments!

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